HIGH streets have been hit hard by a double-whammy of business rates and spendthrift local councils wasting YOUR council tax [will this do?]. But in one West London suburb, famous for its lush gardens rather than lusty ladygardens, things have taken a different turn.
'Relax Life' Massage and Beauty at the top end of Chiswick High Road is just another 'Traditional Chinese Massage' shop like many that have sprung up across London, offering seemingly innocous beauty treatments and massages of the kind favoured by Hollywood actors Kevin Costner and Ralph Fiennes. On a pleasant autumn afternoon, this reporter approached the establishment and asked the receptionist, an attractive Chinese girl in her mid-30s, if she would provide the massage. She quoted a price of £30 for half an hour and agreed to the treatment, leaving her colleague to hold the fort. The scene was set.
This reporter has seen a few things in his time, but nothing prepared him for what was to follow. The girl, who gave her name as Lily, guided him to the treatment room and left him to disrobe before knocking at the door to confirm he was naked and face down on the massage table. After some light stroking to the back and asking if the massage was "good?" she continued to apply some pressure to my legs, before switching to the head of the table where she proceeded to rub her crotch against my hands, leading me to feel more than just the cotton of her pants. It was at this point I made my excuses and left.
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Lily: mid-30s or so, passably attractive and certainly looked good in a tight dress. Decent English and pleasant convo
Body: size 10-12, 36DD at least, possibly E -
no arse (organ stop lovely nipples, mind you)
Massage skill: non-existent, probably knew I was in/out b2b
Service: b2b for £40 (offered and accepted), resulting in some brief RO, rubbish HJ and offer of titwank to completion after I had finished sucking tits
I hope News International are gonna pay me the 70 quid for this!External Link/Members Only
