Author Topic: Jaqui.morena / Asley - Wood Green  (Read 2384 times)


4 review(s) for Jaqui.morena (1 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by pumps]

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Location: On high road, entrance is behind a row of shops near Mc Donalds, not the worst of alley ways but not great, entrance is up a set of metal stairs.... similar to a fire escape.  security is a hooded up male  :sarcastic: its fine inside; typical brothel.

Comms: sms, phone call

Girl: OK personality... not the worst, minimal english but basic conversations are possible, claimed to be 25 and from Panama, Natural body very stocky robust build, nice round natural arse and everything else that should typically go with it e.g.thick thighs, gut, and a cushion of good fat all over. estimate her dress size to be 14+ and she stands around 5"1ish. breasts are not great.... as per the photos. clit piercing, and hairless everywhere down below.

Good Hygiene.

Services: Covered BJ, Positions.


There was a delay in opening the front door, once opened by security the girl was visible standing by her bedroom door.  I liked what I saw instantly so there weren't any hesitations. No other girls were offered but thats fine as I did call for Asley.

She started by timidly wet wiping around the base area of my cock, "ohh noooo here we go" I thought loool and I wasn't wrong.

condom was put on my completely flaccid cock and like the other review she literally clamped down on my cock, left hand holding the base and her mouth over the head, completely static, moving her tongue around. I tried so gently thrust my groin to get her head moving but naah that was all she had in her  :sarcastic:  proper shite blowjob.  if you could even call it that :lol:

Somehow I managed to get hard enough for sex, and around 2 mins later she was ready to lye on her back... literally.

I requested she go on top instead, I could tell she wasn't pleased but she didn't make an issue about it, she gets on top and literally sits there in the most awkward way like someone having a shit outside and starts to gyrate her pelvis :lol: not even trying to slide her twat up and down my cock. I looked at her and gave her the WTF is this shit expression.   She then tried to up her game like she was going to ride me properly in cowgirl, she did a couple of piss poor thrusts and she was all puffed out.

lazy... great.

Fuck this I thought, I told her to get off and I went for doggy.... where there weren't any depth restrictions as such going on.... but she was restricting the way I positioned my angle of attack, I played along with her nonsense because otherwise I'd completely lose my erection.

Arse was lovely to hold, spread, look at and smash in general from behind!

flipped her into missionary and fucked her a bit more. 

Throughout, condom 'still-on' checks were being made by her, they weren't too invasive so didn't spoil the flow too much.

I asked her to finish me off by hand... most prossies love this request as they know it's the end, not this one as shes cum shy.  She wanted to do it with the rubber on, she started pointing at her skin on her hand, No idea what she was saying.... but ultimately meant she didn't want any nut touching her. 

fuck sake looool

I did it myself in the end.

Luckily it was only a P&D.


I can't imagine this prossie being good for much at all! except for lying down on her back like a wet towel, her oral skills are a complete joke, going by that performance I highly doubt she does OWO because shes scared of nut and too timid in the hygiene sense for this trade.

Posititves: shes very clean & she wrapped herself in a towel post punt so I assume she showers between punters.



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Thanks for the review.  Very différent to the other more recent one. It’s saved me some cash for today! Or at least allowed me to spend it else where!

Your putting it about of late man, pumps be pumping lol.

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Thanks for the review.  Very différent to the other more recent one. It’s saved me some cash for today! Or at least allowed me to spend it else where!

Your putting it about of late man, pumps be pumping lol.

Just my take on her, could of been a one off.


Yeah late review I actually fell asleep at 11pm halfway through writing it lol

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Not good putting out cash for that piss poor performance. I think these parlour girls are very hit and miss.

That being said, I've noticed that recently this crew have been getting new girls in almost weekly, Xmas rush? There's at least another two that I want to try out but they always seem to stay down south which is a trek for me.

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Not good putting out cash for that piss poor performance. I think these parlour girls are very hit and miss.

That being said, I've noticed that recently this crew have been getting new girls in almost weekly, Xmas rush? There's at least another two that I want to try out but they always seem to stay down south which is a trek for me.

Weekly is the norm, weather it be totally new or rotated girls, I have noticed subtly they've increased the numbers of girls available at these places from 2 to 3 sometimes.... they probably do want Christmas money to send back to the Dominican republic etc lol

Which two girls are you wanting to  see that are from down south?

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Oh right I saw the first two in a Line up the other day.


You 100% sure thats the bruna? there's at least 2  of them using that name now, and thats the first time I've seen that particular bruna down south.

This is the most recent bruna External Link/Members Only now up north going by mercedes lol

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You 100% sure thats the bruna? there's at least 2  of them using that name now, and thats the first time I've seen that particular bruna down south.

This is the most recent bruna External Link/Members Only now up north going by mercedes lol

What a minefield, the names/profiles they use are totally interchangeable  :lol:

Might have to start a "Latina tracking" thread in discussions, seems like pictures are the only reliable way to track who's who

Sorry for the review hijack  :hi:

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saw this girl like 18 months ago when i first started this lifestyle

experience was bad but then i put it down to me being a rook and not knowing how to act in these things

he condom was choking me and refused for me to use the one i brought, her english was BAAAAD back then....kept twisting her pelvis to the right in doggy...shallow bj.....when i asked for prone she spread her legs wide apart and when i gestured i wanted them closed she murmured something in spanish and reluctantly closed them

i didnt finish i got my stuff and left without asking for my money back. i think she thought that i was going to ask for my money back cause hwen i was outside her door she ran to it and smiled at me and yelled "thank you baby , hope you had good time, bye bye" when i was next to the room that had the security staff and the maid

it was a long time ago and i figured it was down to me and / or maybe she would have gotten better over time

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saw this girl like 18 months ago when i first started this lifestyle

experience was bad but then i put it down to me being a rook and not knowing how to act in these things

he condom was choking me and refused for me to use the one i brought, her english was BAAAAD back then....kept twisting her pelvis to the right in doggy...shallow bj.....when i asked for prone she spread her legs wide apart and when i gestured i wanted them closed she murmured something in spanish and reluctantly closed them

i didnt finish i got my stuff and left without asking for my money back. i think she thought that i was going to ask for my money back cause hwen i was outside her door she ran to it and smiled at me and yelled "thank you baby , hope you had good time, bye bye" when i was next to the room that had the security staff and the maid

it was a long time ago and i figured it was down to me and / or maybe she would have gotten better over time

haha yeah shocking service from this one, I doubt she gets much repeat custom.

Which is all such a shame because her body is thick and all natural, and thats an extremely rare thing in 2018.

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haha yeah shocking service from this one, I doubt she gets much repeat custom.

Which is all such a shame because her body is thick and all natural, and thats an extremely rare thing in 2018.

so i was taking the piss out of kaori with two other latina working girls after a punt....but they said that customers are suckers for a pretty face and big booty... and keep going back to kaori and they laughed and said "even you have seen her 3 times!!"

this girl here will get people coming back.....the thing is that she rotates wide on the circuit in that she disappears for long stretches and then comes back so people might forget or she gets a fresh new pool of punters

i was even tempted to go back and deal with her properly like a pro but after your neg...i am not sure

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Pro approach - would technically work with this one, so long as you're just going there to fuck only and nut in the bag and absolutely nothing else.




so i was taking the piss out of kaori with two other latina working girls after a punt....but they said that customers are suckers for a pretty face and big booty... and keep going back to kaori and they laughed and said "even you have seen her 3 times!!"



ahhh prossies that laugh at punters, and think they're the ones holding all the cards.... when ultimately they're turning tricks for a living lol :sarcastic:

Never understood the fascination with Kaori and going back to her even though her service pretty terrible.

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Pro approach - would technically work with this one, so long as you're just going there to fuck only and nut in the bag and absolutely nothing else.




ahhh prossies that laugh at punters, and think they're the ones holding all the cards.... when ultimately they're turning tricks for a living lol :sarcastic:

Never understood the fascination with Kaori and going back to her even though her service pretty terrible.

there is no excuse for it...i have nothing to defend myself with. all the times save for one i have literally thought about what else i could have done with my money

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there is no excuse for it...i have nothing to defend myself with. all the times save for one i have literally thought about what else i could have done with my money

Got some enjoyment out of it?

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Got some enjoyment out of it?
yeah  thats exactly what i mean, regret. could have done something else with it...the times that were bad with kaori the enjoyment was minimal and short lived   :thumbsdown:

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them ass and thighs do look good doe

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Oh right I saw the first two in a Line up the other day.


You 100% sure thats the bruna? there's at least 2  of them using that name now, and thats the first time I've seen that particular bruna down south.

This is the most recent bruna External Link/Members Only now up north going by mercedes lol

Has anyone seen Bruna recently?


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Has anyone seen Bruna recently?

Bruna has not been about for the last 1 and a half to 2 years. I saw her multiple times years ago. I think she quit. She was an insta fitness chick anyway. You really bumped up a 2 year review for this?

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Bruna has not been about for the last 1 and a half to 2 years. I saw her multiple times years ago. I think she quit. She was an insta fitness chick anyway. You really bumped up a 2 year review for this?

who is bruna?

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who is bruna?

Reply#5 the second chick in the white bikini/underwear. You've reviewed her I think.

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