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Author Topic: Thai Angels - Birmingham Jewellery Quarter (massage only)  (Read 7645 times)

Offline baseball_99

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Hi Everyone,

I've been in the mood for a massage for a few days now, Jane who I normally see is on holiday according to her Vivia Street profile, Nancy who I've also seen many times is near London as stated on her AW profile, I wanted something with a reasonable price range, wasn't looking for extras however if the opportunity presented itself I wouldn't say no was my approach.

I decided to try Thai Angels in Birmingham's Jewellery Quarter, I rang early evening and spoke with Annika, she told she wasn't working but there were two young Thais aged below 30 who were available. The massage shop is on Warstone Lane, easy to find External Link/Members Only

What might be off putting for some people is that the entrance is exposed, but this place is not a brothel or whore house, it's a legitimate and everything is above board.

I arrive, ring the buzzer a few seconds later the door opens and you walk in towards the right, Annika was by the reception area, I could tell it was her by her pics on the website,  she welcomed me, asked how long I wanted, £40 for 1 hour I paid and then was taken away by another Thai masseuse who wasn't aged below 30! I pretty gutted as Annika looked OK, she wore a low cutting top and a bra that pushed her boobs right up.

I was taken downstairs and another Thai masseuse walked past me on the stairs, who looked slightly younger, still above 30 but slightly prettier, the first one asks if I wanted to swap as she is younger, I am taken downstairs into a room with two massage tables separated by a curtain. I'm told to strip and she goes up to fetch the other lady, to my disappointment she comes back down and says she isn't well.

So get on the massage table and the massage starts, at first there was no oil applied and the massage wasn't very pleasant, it felt like I was being pinched, also the masseuse was fully clothed with a long red dress on and tights and I could then rubbing against my skin causing a bit of friction. Once the oil had warmed up the massage was then a little more enjoyable.

I started with a bit of small talk, the masseuse ( sorry cant remember) her name told me she had only been in Birmingham for 3 weeks, previously she was in Cardiff, I mentioned to her I had visited Thailand a few times and impressed with her my best Thai Sawasdee Ka and a Wai, she seemed interested in the places I had visited, to be fair her English isn't the best but she could understand what I was asking and explaining to her, what made me laugh was when she asked me if I have a Thai girlfriend, I joked with her that I had a Thai girlfriend and would show a pic of her when we finished. She started asking about other places in Birmingham where I'd been for a massage, I suppose they want to know their competition so I told her who I have visited over the last few years, I mentioned about body to body, hand jobs, prostate massage and that I'm happy to pay more (just to test out the waters) ,she replied she can not do, only massage, fair enough.

What I found about the Thai Angels Bham branch is that Monday to Thursday they have two girls on, Friday to Sunday they have 5 girls, apparently there is a mixed race and an Indian girl who is early 20s or it's a mixed raced Indian girl, also there is a Spanish girl but I wasn't able to get any details on any more girls. As mentioned the room downstairs had two massage tables which were separated by a curtain, there is another room which is on the same level as you walk in from the street which only has one massage table. I was told the same price for both rooms, 'Same Same' I replied which got another laugh and the masseuse was telling me I speak Thai very good. There are also shower facilities on site which I didn't use. Also, a 4 hand massage is available, but it's double the payment. At the end, the masseuse wiped my back down with a clean towel but I wasn't left with oil on me.

Once the massage was over and I was changed back into my clothes I headed back into the reception area, all 3 thai women were there laughing and giggling away, I joked with one saying she didn't like me that's why she didn't want to massage but she said she was on her period lol. I had a good chat with Annika about life in Manchester and when she works in Birmingham, she said she plans to do 1 day per week but the masseuse with the period was joking with her saying she doest work, people work for her. So still none the wiser.

So overall, £40 for an OKish massage to get rid off a few aches and pains, give the legs and arms a stretch, there was no offer of HE, even if there was I wouldn't have taken up on the offer if the masseuse where still clothed, they are no oil painting so I'd probably have to watch a bit of porn on my phone to get a hardon.

The Indian / mixed girl sounds promising if she really is early 20s which on current form I doubt she is.

Giving a positive for the price I paid, decent establishment, all 3 women were pleasant, good place just for a massage. I also think the reason for the positive is there is a decent pizza takeaway around the corner which I sampled on the way home.

Hopefully, this gives a bit more info on the Thai Angels, if I get to see the Indian I'll report back.

minge

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Reads like a Mills and Boon Novel.
I’d paraphrase the review ‘ went for a massage, sorry guys but it’s legit so don’t waste your time’  :hi:

Offline l1mpd1ck

Reads like a Mills and Boon Novel.
I’d paraphrase the review ‘ went for a massage, sorry guys but it’s legit so don’t waste your time’  :hi:
He has 29 reviews to your 5.

I'd paraphrase your comments as a troll trying to be clever and proving he isn't

minge

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He has 29 reviews to your 5.

I'd paraphrase your comments as a troll trying to be clever and proving he isn't
He’s been on ukp since 2015 so I would expect him to have put together his impressive 29 count. After that length of time he must be aware that a long review like this one with no erotic ending is not really what we are after IMHO.
That’s not me trying to be smart it’s me just saying (and a bit of banter) 👍
« Last Edit: October 19, 2018, 06:20:05 pm by minge »

Offline baseball_99

He’s been on ukp since 2015 so I would expect him to have put together his impressive 29 count. After that length of time he must be aware that a long review like this one with no erotic ending is not really what we are after IMHO.
That’s not me trying to be smart it’s me just saying (and a bit of banter) 👍

Hi Minge, firstly let me apologise for the lack of eroticism in my review, I'm fully aware that the majority of punters want to know all the gory details. However, you could have stopped at paragraph 7, as you have already commented on another review for Thai Angels by l1mpd1ck you might have put two & two together and concluded that this place offers no added service.

For me personally, there is a shortage of decent masseuses in Birmingham right now, my tried and trusting Thais aren't available for whatever reason, so I've had to go and find somewhere else.

As the Birmingham branch has a shortage of reviews and info, for those who want a legitimate rub down, even if it's just one person,  I thought I would add extra details on the setup, e.g number of girls working, the shared room which might not be to everyone's taste. Hopefully, it might inspire someone to meet the 'Indian' and report back or it may stop someone from visiting who is expecting extras and wasting their time and money.

I'm planning on visiting London in a few weeks to meet one of my fav Thais down there, possibly for a duo. As always, I will post a review.

As a gesture of goodwill for wasting approx 1 min of your life reading my fuckstrated review, I'll send you an exclusive, you can have a read before anyone else, I'll make it extra horny just for you.


Offline Littlefoot

Owl and baseball, just to clear up any misunderstanding

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A new review thread can only be created once a service provider has agreed to a booking (e.g. verbally or by textual messaging). A meet does not need to take place, money does not need change hands, the only requirement is that the she had accepted the initial booking. Only one review thread is permissible per punt. Do not combine multiple punts in the same review thread, neither should a single punt be split into multiple review threads. Do not post the same review in multiple regions. Only sex workers can be the subject of a review, not a whole agency / establishment / brothel. Past or current sex workers or anyone related to a sex worker (e.g. boyfriend) may not review any other sex worker. Reviews must contain either a link, contact details or address (if publicised by the service provider). Massage-only reviews without any sexual services are permitted, but ideally should make it clear in the topic title. Only one positive review thread can be posted for a service provider by one member per 12 month period, the exception is if the new positive review is for a threesome or more booking. This 12-month restriction only applies to positive reviews, not neutral or negative (they can be posted anytime after a positive review). During the 12-month period a member can add their new positive reviews to their existing review thread in the form of a reply.

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Massage-only reviews without any sexual services are permitted, but ideally should make it clear in the topic title.

Stop your grinning and drop your linen, I've altered it.  ;)

Offline baseball_99

Thanks for the info Littlefoot, I’ll contact Admin requesting to amend the title.

Offline Littlefoot

Stop your grinning and drop your linen, I've altered it.  ;)

Beat me to it.  :dash:

Offline baseball_99

Stop your grinning and drop your linen, I've altered it.  ;)

Thank you!

Offline Littlefoot

Thanks for the info Littlefoot, I’ll contact Admin requesting to amend the title.

No need, it's done.



Offline scutty brown

Interesting to see that Annika was actually there herself. I suspected that she had simply franchised the business name (she's been offering a franchise package for ages, but so far no-one has taken it up)

Two points
1) Annika has a history of bad staff relationships, she's more or less run out of employees who will tolerate her in the NW
2) Annika herself will never give you HE, but the minute her back is turned you can expect the staff working for her to start offering extras. Depends on the girl, but in the Lancaster parlour some of the Chinese students she's used illegally have gone as far as FS.

All you can do is wave your money at the girls and see how far you get. Just don't believe any bollocks about it being legit

Offline scutty brown

Reads like a Mills and Boon Novel.
I’d paraphrase the review ‘ went for a massage, sorry guys but it’s legit so don’t waste your time’  :hi:


He was told it was legit because its newly opened and they're scared of being checked out.
Anyone who knows Annika knows that legit comment is bollocks

vw

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He was told it was legit because its newly opened and they're scared of being checked out.
Anyone who knows Annika knows that legit comment is bollocks

If nothing sexual is on offer the talk ofthe blob on the review was very pointless . 

Cannot see how rag week stops a legit massage.   :unknown:
« Last Edit: October 20, 2018, 05:21:40 pm by vw »

Offline baseball_99

If nothing sexual is on offer the talk ofthe blob on the review was very pointless . 

Cannot see how rag week stops a legit massage.   :unknown:

I might be a thick here but I’m not understanding what your point is?

Offline mrfishyfoo

If nothing sexual is on offer the talk ofthe blob on the review was very pointless . 

Cannot see how rag week stops a legit massage.   :unknown:

FFS I nearly choked on my cuppa tea. :lol: :lol:

Nowt wrong with a bit of bloodsports :diablo: :diablo: albeit it would stop the more squeamish amongst us if a podge were available.  :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Offline scutty brown

FFS I nearly choked on my cuppa tea. :lol: :lol:

Nowt wrong with a bit of bloodsports :diablo: :diablo: albeit it would stop the more squeamish amongst us if a podge were available.  :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Yeah I quite enjoy doing dracula impersonations with the local thai and filipino girls

Offline houseboot

If nothing sexual is on offer the talk ofthe blob on the review was very pointless . 

Cannot see how rag week stops a legit massage.   :unknown:

Oh dear.

Really?

Massage is a very physically demanding occupation.

The onset of "rag week" can be very debilitating for some ladies.

The OP stated that the lady said she wasn't well.

Is it that hard to understand?

vw

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Oh dear.

Really?

Massage is a very physically demanding occupation.

The onset of "rag week" can be very debilitating for some ladies.

The OP stated that the lady said she wasn't well.

Is it that hard to understand?

Seens to be a few specialists in Thai menstral  cycles on forum.  Are you on the same phd course as Roger boner?   :lol:

Offline Beamer

Seens to be a few specialists in Thai menstral  cycles on forum.  Are you on the same phd course as Roger boner?   :lol:

 :yahoo: :dance: :dance: :yahoo:

Offline houseboot


Seens to be a few specialists in Thai menstral  cycles on forum.


Elementary, my dear vw.  :hi:

Online RogerBoner

BB99 I'm sure that you visited there to try for FS. The only reason I go to legit massage parlours is for the challenge to receive a BJ or FS. Massages are a complete waste of time. Several have given me either a bad back or a temporary limp.


Seems to be a few specialists in Thai menstral  cycles on forum.  Are you on the same phd course as RogerBoner?   :lol:

VW what on earth happened to  urtual aster?

The girls bring up their periods to explain why they aren't working or can't provide certain sex acts. I certainly never express any interest in them. A pretty policewoman invited me inside. When she peeled off her duvet cover the sheet was coated in bright red blood. I ran downstairs asked for a blowjob, left never to be seen again. If you want more you should read  https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=111400.0
The girl was still out shopping but the middle aged Mamasan was fit but didn't mention she was on her period as I went down. "Do you mind?"  she asked as I toyed with the dangling thread. I went to work as described as  :wacko:

BB99 my mates suggested The O Ring in Pattaya. Have you ever been?  It's supposed to be 100% legit with piles of floppy Indian families downstairs and only a thin curtains between myself and another. Well when I visited etc etc etc as Yul Brynner would say....


minge

  • Guest
Reads like a Mills and Boon Novel.
I’d paraphrase the review ‘ went for a massage, sorry guys but it’s legit so don’t waste your time’  :hi:

Paraphrase needs an update ‘went for a massage, sorry guys she was on the blob but it’s legit anyway so don’t waste your time’ 👍

Offline mrfishyfoo

He has 29 reviews to your 5.

I'd paraphrase your comments as a troll trying to be clever and proving he isn't

I think you may be right.  :hi: :hi:

Offline scutty brown

Paraphrase needs an update ‘went for a massage, sorry guys she was on the blob but it’s legit anyway so don’t waste your time’ 👍

except whatever the OP thinks, or was told, it won't be legit. Give it a few weeks and you'll have extras on the menu

minge

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I think you may be right.  :hi: :hi:
FFS, the only merit in such a long winded review for a non event i.e. no sex (and remember that is what we are after) is that it does bring out the odd amusing post such as yours at 18 above.
My comment is not trolling at all it is just making a sensible observation......you may well take an opposite view and think the review was helpful and there should be more like it. Fair enough but I would not accuse you of being a troll if you stated that.

 I mean, come on, being called a ‘troll’ is almost in the same league as being called a ‘fluffy’  :scare:

Offline baseball_99

FFS Minge, go and watch some porn and wank yourself off if you’re still moaning about this review lol

And to mock me about the lack of erotic content in this review, well after reading you’re reviews I think a virgin who has never seen a woman could write better.

Offline mrfishyfoo

FFS, the only merit in such a long winded review for a non event i.e. no sex (and remember that is what we are after) is that it does bring out the odd amusing post such as yours at 18 above.
My comment is not trolling at all it is just making a sensible observation......you may well take an opposite view and think the review was helpful and there should be more like it. Fair enough but I would not accuse you of being a troll if you stated that.

 I mean, come on, being called a ‘troll’ is almost in the same league as being called a ‘fluffy’  :scare:

Did I accuse you of being a troll ??  :unknown: :unknown:

NO !!!   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Is the review within the rules ??  :unknown: :unknown:

YES !!!  :hi: :hi:

If you don't like the Boss's rules I suggest you FUCK OFF as it's his site and his rules.  :music: :music:



« Last Edit: October 21, 2018, 11:06:58 pm by mrfishyfoo »

minge

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Did I accuse you of being a troll ??  :unknown: :unknown:

NO !!!   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Is the review within the rules ??  :unknown: :unknown:

YES !!!  :hi: :hi:

If you don't like the Boss's rules I suggest you FUCK OFF as it's his site and his rules.  :music: :music:

Calm down dear, it’s just someone with an opinion  :hi:

minge

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FFS Minge, go and watch some porn and wank yourself off if you’re still moaning about this review lol

And to mock me about the lack of erotic content in this review, well after reading you’re reviews I think a virgin who has never seen a woman could write better.
:hi:
Criticism noted and gratefully received.......I will try and do better next time.  :wacko:

Offline mrfishyfoo

Calm down dear, it’s just someone with an opinion  :hi:

Indeed dear.  :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

You just need to understand that sharing of info is what the site is all about otherwise it wouldn’t work. So my advice is mix your question up with some opinions/reviews and everyone will be  :yahoo:

HAMMER !!! NAIL !!! HEAD !!!

Shame how quickly you appear to have forgotten it MrM.  :music: :music:

minge

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Indeed dear.  :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

HAMMER !!! NAIL !!! HEAD !!!

Shame how quickly you appear to have forgotten it MrM.  :music: :music:
:hi:

vw

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Indeed dear.  :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

HAMMER !!! NAIL !!! HEAD !!!

Shame how quickly you appear to have forgotten it MrM.  :music: :music:

Well must be confusing for him as an undercover returner . 

Offline houseboot

:hi:
Criticism noted and gratefully received.......I will try and do better next time.  :wacko:

Now departed.

vw

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Now departed.

Not shocked, minge had too many grudges for an account his age.  :lol:

Offline Beamer

Well must be confusing for him as an undercover returner .

Brilliant outing :hi:
« Last Edit: October 22, 2018, 08:56:26 pm by Beamer »

Offline mrfishyfoo

Well must be confusing for him as an undercover returner .

 :hi: :hi:

Offline baseball_99

And to mock me about the lack of erotic content in this review, well after reading you’re reviews I think a virgin who has never seen a woman could write better.

Glad Minge is banned, I thought there was something odd about him, his 'erotic' reviews lacked any real content and sounded generic.

Also his posts about visiting massages places etc I bet he walked in and ran off scared.

Offline l1mpd1ck

Well must be confusing for him as an undercover returner .
I wonder what his next persona will be......and how long that survives

Offline l1mpd1ck

OH......and as an aside:  Wouldn't removing a Minge be a Waxing rather than a Banning...………..just a thought