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Author Topic: fake tits or no to fake tits? That is the question  (Read 8185 times)

Offline SirPhilipXX

It is interesting that most responses have been 'no, don't like fake tits'. I dislike them generally, although if the WG has a pair of used teabags then I can see the justification. It's when a girl changes her small, pert and perfectly shaped boobs for a pair of overlarge hard lumps that I despair.

Having said that, I think Mia's boobs look fine in her profile shot, which I assume is post op. She has had the sense not to go too large. Not many Romanian EGs can afford a boob job so she must be doing well, and she does look great. Wish she worked in my area.

Offline mr man

Before I started punting, I loved looking at porn with big-titted girls, of whom the majority must have been "enhanced".

Since I started punting, I've come to the opinion that natural is better.  I've only seen 1 BBW and the majority of the girls I've seen [certainly the two I see most often these days] have been around the 34B size bra, which is proportionate to their general physique.

I don't know what others think; but I kind of wish the OP had set up a Poll on this; it would have been interesting to see the split among us between "Enhanced" and "Natural".

If I knew I could I would. Still new here so not figured it all out.

Offline mr man

It is interesting that most responses have been 'no, don't like fake tits'. I dislike them generally, although if the WG has a pair of used teabags then I can see the justification. It's when a girl changes her small, pert and perfectly shaped boobs for a pair of overlarge hard lumps that I despair.

Having said that, I think Mia's boobs look fine in her profile shot, which I assume is post op. She has had the sense not to go too large. Not many Romanian EGs can afford a boob job so she must be doing well, and she does look great. Wish she worked in my area.

yes those pics are post op, and she's changed her statistics to "enhanced" so she's honest about it.
I think I will go back when she returns as she's a really lovely "nice" girl. That's the other thing, girls with small boobs can role play the whole "cute innocent" scenario. A woman with big fake tits trying to act innocent is just plain silly.

I really DON'T like fake tits, I accept they look good but in my experience they feel like 2 lumps of concrete and that's a real turn off for me!

I like fake tits as they tend to defy gravity  :D Only well they are well done of course and feel soft and natural  :wacko:

I really seem to be in the minority here... But have never minded that! I love the fake look.. More fake the better for me. If you do too, have a look here

http://bimbomaster.tumblr.com/page/8

A long term ex had fake DD's. I'm over her but not those bad boys!

I also dated a girl who looked like someone off that site. Tbh was awkward going out as she got so much positive and negative attention. No half way house and No wall flower.

Each to their own. Enjoy  :D




Robster I am with you  :drinks:

Great link, many thanks!

Hey Brian. Glad I have someone on my side. Plus love the name. Family guy is ace, and surely quagmire is someone we all aspire to be lol  :yahoo:

Online Anadin

and surely quagmire is someone we all aspire to be lol  :yahoo:

Can't really say I aspire to be Quagmire based on some of the stuff he does. lol

Good point Anadin,

Quagmire does make a few mistakes, maybe he should read some of the reviews here to make sure he is not disappointed




Personally I love breasts to be pert but soft, unless done properly fake tits are usually rock hard and just look wrong. To be honest the best ones I have sampled belonged to a Virgin Air stewardess who heard a colleage and I discussing the pros and cons of breast augmentation. To prove her point that when done properly they can be very natural she took my colleague and I to the business class galley, showed us her delectable E cups and let us feel them to preove that they were soft, needless to say she had proven the point. The remainder of the 7 hour flight was very uncomfortable every time she walked past there was an involuntary salute performed in the trousers and at least one trip to the bathroom for pressure relief was required.

With this lovely looking lady found thanks to Robsters link, Id like to try an experiment.

Imagine for a moment you have booked an hour with a new, A cup escort. But when you get there she is not there but you are faced with this....



I know I for one would NOT be walking, I suspect Robster and Anadin would put up with her to. Cant believe there would be too many of you lovely gents heading back to the bus stop with your wallet and ball bag full  :unknown:

Good spot Brian! There are some real corkers on that link aren't there!?

Are you thinking of getting back with Jillian Russell?  :wackogirl:


Offline webpunter

Me thinks fake
Not like tennis balls stuck on a plank of wood
Maybe a better word is 'enhanced'
A pretty perfect set can be found on AW:

https://www.adultwork.com/305034

Just search up LucindaLovitt.  She's perfect in pink - hope this works
Sorry don't know how to get picture on here

https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=2835813.jpg&SN=11&Description=Sexy+Slutty+Pink

Lots of pics under gallery not priv. gall

I had the pleasure when she frequented Brighton some years ago - before moving to the City & whacking up the prices
Managed two pops during the hour - a record
I would like to say one on each - but these were both straight down the middle


1 review(s) found for lucindalovitt linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline ulander

Me thinks fake
Not like tennis balls stuck on a plank of wood
Maybe a better word is 'enhanced'
A pretty perfect set can be found on AW:

https://www.adultwork.com/305034

Just search up LucindaLovitt.  She's perfect in pink - hope this works
Sorry don't know how to get picture on here

https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=2835813.jpg&SN=11&Description=Sexy+Slutty+Pink

Lots of pics under gallery not priv. gall

I had the pleasure when she frequented Brighton some years ago - before moving to the City & whacking up the prices
Managed two pops during the hour - a record
I would like to say one on each - but these were both straight down the middle
I don't agree that "a better word is enhanced".  "Enhanced" implies improvement.  I hate fake tits and have never encountered or viewed a pair that I thought represented an improvement.  In my opinion a better and more accurate word would be "modified".


1 review(s) found for lucindalovitt linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Never really been a boob guy but bad fakes are really off-putting.

My first punt was with AmazingSophie and her body whilst toned is just too OTT for me.

A few girls I have seen have ruined their bodies with fakies, Delicious-Demi and X-SEXYSASHA-X are two of these and having seen both before and after the surgery can honestly say then have ruined their bodies IMO. (Sasha is a cracking girl though and with XOX-NATALLY-XOX I had the best threesome ever!)


Offline denneboom

I hate fake tits with a passion. My last bad punt was with a girl in a parlour (now closed) who kept  telling me not to touch her chest as she had just had them done. They looked great when she had her clothes on.

I think in future I will ask if the girl is natural. There is nothing wrong with a small bust in my opinion.

Offline jays

Aware it's reopening an old thread, but as a new member of the community i need to say I'm with the robster, brian and anadin. LOVE fake tits. I prefer the look to naturals (obviously) but also really prefer the feel. I like them firm, round and obviously fake.

I wonder if there's a generational thing in it? I grew up with porn full of fake tits in the late 2000s, hence i hate naturals and actuality find them slightly sickening.

I don't mind as long as they are big.

Offline MrBridger

Since starting to punt I've realised just how much of an arse man I am - it's a recurring theme in all my reviews. If there was an easy way of maintaining eye contact and continuing DFK while fucking a girl in doggy I'd be the happiest man alive. I don't have strong opinions either way on most fake tits, but I do prefer naturals and the massive fakes are a real turnoff. As the saying goes, 'any more than a handful's a waste'. 

These are ideal for me - https://www.adultwork.com/2715825 and I've now had the pleasure of them twice (second review pending).

Difficult I know for those who haven't seen her as she has no photos on her profile, but MissKDD has some very pleasant and natural feeling fakes, which are still in proportion to her frame.
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10 review(s) found for xxx-ashlee-xxx linked to in above post (9 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Natural corn fed tits for me on a young slim body.  B+

Offline MrBridger

If there was an easy way of maintaining eye contact and continuing DFK while fucking a girl in doggy I'd be the happiest man alive.

I've just realised there is - it's called a threesome.  :hi:
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I've just realised there is - it's called a threesome.  :hi:
With Bryan Adams playing "Look into my eyes"

Offline MrBridger

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