External Link/Members OnlyI was looking for a massage near the M1 and luckily was averted from a very making bad choice by a review on here. Thank you team.
But I took a punt on Jenny who has been advertising on gumtree for 8 years, but I can't see a review on here. Have I missed something? Well lucky for me I hit gold. This massage experience goes straight into my top five.
Comms were by text and easy and clear. At 3pm I booked a session for 7pm. But at £40 for an hour of genuine lomi lomi and £10 for a hand job I wasn't expecting very much.
House was a simple terrace. The room used for punters is the front room and it was really clean and fresh with table in the middle. A few massage certificates were on the wall. Jenny took control straight away, almost officious but that was OK. I handed over my £50 and she said no it's only £40. Bit concerned at this turn of events so I said that the £10 was for hand relief as per the text. Oh yes she said taking the note, "not everyone wants that". So she leaves the room to allow me to get my clothes off.
I won't go into chapter and verse about the massage but it was FABULOUS. if you've never had a lomi lomi then give it a go. Long sweeping moves all over the legs and back. It was lovely. Sends you into almost a trance like state. It was for the most part very sensual but not sexual. We chatted at the start about her training in Hawaii and about spiritualism and energy and I really enjoyed our intelligent chat. After a few minutes we stopped talking because it was so relaxing. So if you like a crap massage with someone who doesn't speak english very well and is there to squeeze as much money out of you as possible and hoping for cc swipes and reach unders and then negotiating for extras with your pants off then this is not for you.
Towards the end of the session on my front Jenny then started to pay attention to my buttocks and between my butt cheeks. Bloody glorious.
Turnover time! Ten minutes of lovely leg and chest massage, so sometimes relaxing and sometimes stimulating. And then her attention turned to my balls and inner thighs and between my butt cheeks. Oh god it was good. And eventually with the old boy pulsing for some direct attention, she went to work. Top quality HJ and all for a tenner. Bargain of the century.