I should have seen this coming a mile off, I am a fool, and a fool and his money are soon parted.
The Agency wouldn't give me any selfies as Tory doesn't allow it. The second red flag was an EE agency girl with a service list as extensive as hers for £200 P/H with no extras, there had to be a catch, yes indeed there was and that was her looks. I am ashamed to say that I should have walked on sight, I didn't, paid the price so I got exactly what I deserved.
External Link/Members OnlySKILLS - Average;
ATTITUDE – Ok, but there was I believe an attempt to waste my time; and
LOOKS & FIGURE – The photos are not close enough to be an accurate representation of her.
COST: £200 (No extras)
BOOKING LENGTH & TYPE: 1 hour, in-call
COMMS
Very straightforward, all arranged by a couple of texts with the Agency.
LOCATION
5-minute walk from Paddington underground/overground; residential street; reasonably discreet; the outside and communal areas of the building looked a little run down; 1st-floor apartment, clean and tidy; no concierge; no lift; en-suite bathroom; clean towel and toiletries were provided; water or champagne offered.
THE ESCORT
The bottom line is that the photo-shopper has well and truly overstepped the mark and the reality doesn't even come close for my money:
In her words, born in Ukraine, now lives in Russia, until recently and from memory, her profile stated size 6 and 29 years old. I thought more like mid 30s and a size 8, which her profile now more accurately reflects
5'4"
Long straight reddish/brown hair, no extensions that I could tell
Sporting a bit of a gut and abnormally large thighs for her frame, these wouldn't have looked out of place in the peleton on The Tour
She's enhanced and these probably were nicely proportioned when and if she was ever a size 6, now she's bigger, they actually liked quite small
No tattoos that I can recall
Clean with good teeth
Brazilian
Wearing red and light tan lingerie, suspenders and cheap looking tan stripper heels
Good English
She's a smoker and did a poor job of trying to mask it
Personality wise, easy to talk to, relaxed and down to earth
SERVICES REQUESTED & RECEIVED
FK (once I realised she was a smoker, I didn't persist)
RO
OWO
Protected sex
CIM
THE BOOKING
Warmly received, agreed services and paid. Sadly Tory at this point then proceeded to try and waste my time with endless chat, in the end I had to ask to take a shower.
First up RO, cleanly presented, usual whimpers and twitching and that was it, she didn't overact it.
Tory's OWO technique I thought was very basic. No attempt at DT, no gagging or spitting, mainly working the head with her mouth and shaft with her hand. There was no eye contact but good attention to my nuts but none to my perineum. I was a bit bored by it in truth and asked her politely to move on.
The penetrative side of things was just mish and was very middle of the road, but in Tory's defence my heart wasn't in it as when I looked down and saw what laid beneath me, I wasn't very inspired, and annoyed myself for not walking. I've no idea whether Tory was dialled into this because I wasn't. With about 5 minutes left on the clock I was asked "do you want to come in my mouth", this was alright I suppose, she stayed attentive, then trudged off to the bathroom to spit it out which I've no issue with whatsoever.
I was invited to take another shower to which I declined, I just wanted out of there.
WOULD I RETURN
No chance.
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION
I sent the Agency my 'constructive feedback', which they ignored.
