External Link/Members OnlyHmmm... Well what an interesting event.
Comms - text on Gumtree, asked for a slot with 30mins notice, happy to oblige. Asked what type of massage "relaxed" or "sports". Said Relaxed to which an offer of hot oil was made for a £5 upgrade which I accepted. Kinda flirty via text so high hopes
Location- terraced house in Walsgrave, rear entrance (she requested this in the text which gave me hope)
Olivia- good looking polish girl, mid 20s, not gonna lie, Facebook'd her number and saw she's a sort so was really looking forward to this...
House - get to the garden and welcomed at the door. In a typical masseuse outfit with tight leggings and a bit of cleave showing so had a softie straight away. Well into the kitchen and we'll... cat food on the floor, washing machine going, kids shoes on the floor and 2 pairs of size fucking 12 boots..
Get taken upstairs, she leads so get a glimpse of the tight booty. Real nice. Really looking forward to this, also hoping no polish hubby lurking around. Happy to throw down some fisty cuffs if needed.
Go into the spare room, passed her room and her kids room. Nice atmosphere, massage table and candles etc. Asks me to fill out this form (made me laugh as she now has details of my best mate registered lol with a fake email of course.) Thinking maybe this is to legitimise the place in case questions are asked.
Puts on music and asks me to undress and make sure I lay front up first.
of course! At this point I'm thinking result, straight to some fun. I like it!
Comes in and starts massaging. No rubs, no hints that something else is on offer. Nothing. Not even a whoops. In fact twice she caught my foot near her pussy and moves it away (but not aggressively). Turns me over and I'm thinking yesss she deffo saw my semi, knows I'm up for it.
Massages my back and legs. Up to my ass but that's all. Puts a towel over me and wipes off the oil. Says "thank you", and walks out the room!
Paid £20, brought £60 in the hope it would be one of 'those' but alas, wasn't to be. Nice massage, not firm enough in my opinion, but relaxing ish. Walked out with my semi still needing attention. Too late by this point to go see Kate at Premier Thai so guess tonight I'll have to go creeping elsewhere?
Dang nabbit
