External Link/Members OnlyOkay so this place has been heavily reviewed, mainly involving Kelly, so I fancied giving it a go.
Sent a quick text the day before to arrange an hour and specifically asked who was working. The name Kelly was mentioned so I thought quids in based on what I've read, so I asked for her.
Like people have said, on arrival it's a little intimidating. Quite a busy high street with plenty of pedestrians. I went around midday in the week and was surprised at the amount of people going up and down. Anyway I darted in to this 'flower shop', stated to the girl on the desk I had a booking and was taken downstairs by the same girl.
Now I don't know what Kelly looks like, but from this girls lack of English I'm going to guess it wasn't Kelly
She was average looking, quite a gummy smile. I would put her at 40s.
As I said, her English was very limited and I think she said 2 words to me during the first 45 minutes of the massage. Not a great massage by all accounts. A lot of rubbing randomly and no real CC swipes. I was starting to get it in my head that nothing more was on offer.
Anyway, I was asked to turn over and she started stroking the general. I could sort of make out that she was asking if I wanted more. I asked what was on offer and she said 'how much'...so I was gathering this was her saying 'you say how much you've got and I'll say what I can do'. I wasn't particularly arsed at this point but needed sorting out so I said £20 for the general sorting and her to get her kit off. Sorted
She seemed to talk more at this point but then I wasn't really sure what she was saying to me.
On the whole, I left pretty disappointed. I came out of there getting what I expected but not to the standard I expected from what I had hoped.
Not a shocker but hardly one for the ages either.
£40 hour massage + £20 HE and kit off
