So this will be my second visit to the place, got a different service provider this time.
Having an itch I didn't fancy scratching myself I decided to let some one else take the strain.
Hopping up the steps like a man half my age, or perhaps like a dirty old man excited by the impending future.
I book myself in for an hour's massage with reception handing over 45 fun vouchers.
I am escorted into one of the rooms in the back, disrobe and just as I'm about to drop face down my masseuse arrives, today's massage will be provided by yoyo.
I lay face down and she begins light touches up and down my back and buttocks.
Thinking this is a little pedestrian I enquire can she go harder.
Oops. She about faces her attitude and becomes a near whirling dervish of elbows, thumb joints and knuckles, searching and prodding into painful areas in muscles I was always aware of but didn't necessarily want touched.
This carries on for some time, and it's still relaxing if painful, she lowers the strength and I get sleepy.
Suddenly she's got one hand tickling my balls whilst her face suddenly appears by my ear with the magic words being uttered " you want me massage this?
I ask about my options, she's got b2b for forty or owo for a further 20.
Still no FS, my heart is broken.
I plump for the option of b2b and ask if that includes licking her. She agrees and we're off.
She perches over me, making sighing sounds and brushing her nipples across my chest whilst stroking me with her fingers.
I'm straining to reach down there but she's keeping it out of reach,
Suddenly she's moved down and between my legs kissing my rapidly hardening old boy, and my sack whilst I'm left to ponder a deep regret over not agreeing the extra 20 for owo, should have agreed an upgrade at the time, but had similar things on my mind.
She slips off and stands at the side, drops a baby oil bomb into her hands and takes me in one hand whilst cupping my balls in the other.
She turns to me and enquires if I want to lick her?
My mind spurts out does a relentless old pervert want shaved Asian pussy in his face? Fuck yeah let's go.
I squash down my internal monologue and smile back "that would be good, yes" as I tastefully understate the obvious.
She hops on and I give her a good tonguing as she's giving me a handjob. It takes longer than expected, I work best with a rhythm that's kept to and maintained, and she kept changing hands and therefore rhythm, it wasn't deliberate edging but it came close.
She starts saying "fuck me, fuck me" urgently which causes me to speed up my licking, just in case it's an offer I have to stop myself from screaming and lower my tone to a loud whisper "I would fucking love to!"
The moment is lost in translation or she's only saying it to get me over the edge.
Cunning little minx, it does. I cascade over my belly and wheeze out an exhausted but wry chuckle.
She gives me a quick wipe up and squats in the shower to give herself a clean.
She offers the shower to me and I accept, stepping back out she glanced at the clock, "you want massage?
Well don't mind if I fucking do.
The next five minutes I have a head massage, culminating with a forehead kiss.
She thanks me, and says I hope I will come again ..
Yes yes...I think I will.
Both experiences I have reviewed here have been outstanding.
I get dressed and bid her a fond farewell.
The receptionist enquires about my massage, she's talking an an older boy than I, so I reassure her everything was perfect.
I launch down the steps with a smirk to rival a Cheshire cat and 85 notes lighter and not a regret in the world.
Take a right and lo, the monks retreat beckons, a bastion stocked with victuals and libations for kings and queens.
I stride boldly in intending to avail myself some sustenance.
My evening just gets better
Hope you find the review useful gents.
