Profile Name: Miss_hot_ANALxxx (Selena)
External Link/Members OnlyLocation: Stratford. Tall building next to Bow Roundabout McDonald's.
Services: OW, Penetration (Protected), Massage, Lip pecks
Price: £80 – 60 mins
Communication: Bad. Responded immediately initially stating she was available then nothing for an hour. Then she messages asking me come in an hour and a half. Getting an address was difficult too. Messaged her when I got to the post code she gave (which actually takes you to a building site) but no response. After a few further messages, called a few times before she picked up. English was above average on the phone.. Definitely a maid.
Physical Appearance: NOTHING LIKE THE PICTURES. Don't get me wrong, the pics are of her but HEAVILY photshopped.
The real girl is a lot older than the pics show and what she says. Loads of blemishes/spots/scars on her face. Definitely not an attractive one. No ass to speak of. Dark flat nipples. Smallish breasts.
Age: 27-30
Height: 5'8. Taller than the pictures suggest.
Dress Size: Size 10
Nationality: Mexican (most probably) - tested her Spanish and she passed.
Hygiene: Disgusting. Read on.
Service:
Decided to TOFFT for the first time. UKP has been great to me so decided to give back, and at £80 an hour, worth it was worth the risk to see a hot latina.
Apartment is nice, very high up so good views.
She opened and led me to the room. Small and fit for purpose.
That's when it went tits up. She turns around and fuck me, she was not what I was expecting. I could've play connect the dots on her face. Now I know beauty is in the eye... and all of that, but if her skin was clear, I still think I would've found her ugly. Skin wasn't smooth (the non-spot areas) and she has these weird lips.. Can't explain what it is that was so unattractive but if you have the misfortune of seeing this person, you'll know what I mean.
I confirmed the services, massage, DFK and OW for £80 for the hour. She confirmed, took the money and ran off to Miguel. Comes back and begins to strip. Alarm bells ringing. I go closer and begin to kiss her. Lips were pursed. She moved away for a second and opened her mouth, and the stench that came out.. Oh my goodness. I am not being disingenuous when I say it smelt like someone took a dump in her mouth. Glad she didn't FK and didn't kiss her after. Should've walked but you guys know.. Asked for a massage. She obliged. Awful. One handed, more pinching with the thumb than anything else. I actually had to tell her to do it properly as she was hurting me. I then began stroking her body.. Hand went wandering south and felt hair all around her asshole. This girl was generally hairy (chin, chest, cheeks - Hirsutism came to mind - but she had more hair in her crack than me. Offputting to say the very least.
Decided to ask for the OW, popped the condom on and tip placed in mouth while she's wanking me off. Moved her hands and they return as soon as humanly possible. Decided this won't do anything so told her to fuck me. Cowgirl until completion. After I had come, she carried on as she was close to completion, I indicated I was in discomfort but she carried on. Had to literally push her off.. She lay down in a huff, breathing heavily and yawning. Had to clean myself up.
No offer of wetwipes, (had to find them myself) or a shower (either before or after). Changed quickly and left feeling ashamed and dirty.
Timekeeping: Bad
Positives:
Nice Apartment Building
Neutral:
Bedroom
Negatives:
Not enough time in the day to list.
Would I visit again: Fuck no.
