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Offline johnny34

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It would appear as though sarakate is a post-op transexual & touring Newcastle this week.

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First profile I've seen offering naked poetry reading and wth a joke on one of the tabs.

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Interesting, but I prefer only one Y chromosome to be present at my meets.

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Interesting, but I prefer only one Y chromosome to be present at my meets.

Nothing on her/his profile suggests this, only going off comments here on ukp. Might catch some people out though if unaware.

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It would appear as though sarakate is a post-op transexual & touring Newcastle this week.

So she'll be as dry as a "Whitch's Wizened up Twat".........  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Well the more you look at the photos, the more you can see the "Manly" features in his/her face.  :scare:

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Does look a bit male in the face to me

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Ive had a look at her website, her fake front bum look pretty real.

Ive no problems with with TV/TS people or esorts, but I belive they should avertise as such to stop any misunderstandings.

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Ive had a look at her website, her fake front bum look pretty real.

Ive no problems with with TV/TS people or esorts, but I belive they should avertise as such to stop any misunderstandings.

Totally agree, BUT unfortunately they fekin well don't, and it's must be fekin horrendous, when your expecting "Pussy" and you end up with "Meat n two Veg" in your hand. 

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Totally agree, BUT unfortunately they fekin well don't, and it's must be fekin horrendous, when your expecting "Pussy" and you end up with "Meat n two Veg" in your hand. 

:scare:    :angry: :angry: :angry:

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Isn't this one supposed to be post op? Not my cup of tea but some of these reconstructions are supposed to be pretty impressive.

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Isn't this one supposed to be post op? Not my cup of tea but some of these reconstructions are supposed to be pretty impressive.

Possibly, but one minute "Bob's ya Uncle, then he's Ya fekin Aunt"  :scare:   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

They recon these surgeons are good, but I'm lead to believe that once they've had the "Op" there's no way surgeons can make/recreate the "Glands". That's the ones that produce the natural "Fanny Juice" for want of better words that makes ladies wet and self lubricating.  :scare: :scare: :scare:

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Possibly, but one minute "Bob's ya Uncle, then he's Ya fekin Aunt"  :scare:   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

They recon these surgeons are good, but I'm lead to believe that once they've had the "Op" there's no way surgeons can make/recreate the "Glands". That's the ones that produce the natural "Fanny Juice" for want of better words that makes ladies wet and self lubricating.  :scare: :scare: :scare:

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I'm sure a man of your stature would still be able to make her squirt  :sarcastic:

Offline datwabbit

Possibly, but one minute "Bob's ya Uncle, then he's Ya fekin Aunt"  :scare:   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

They recon these surgeons are good, but I'm lead to believe that once they've had the "Op" there's no way surgeons can make/recreate the "Glands". That's the ones that produce the natural "Fanny Juice" for want of better words that makes ladies wet and self lubricating.  :scare: :scare: :scare:

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Someone mentioned that as the hole isn't natural it will seal up if it's not kept open.

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Someone mentioned that as the hole isn't natural it will seal up if it's not kept open.

Like the hole in my ear from where I used to wear an ear ring.
It isn't fully closed and I have to squeeze the pus (like a blackhead) out of it occasionally and boy, does it stink!  :vomit:

Offline Sar-Major

Someone mentioned that as the hole isn't natural it will seal up if it's not kept open.

Seems like time for Young Waynekerr to TofTT......................  :P   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Offline waynekerr600

Seems like time for Young Waynekerr to TofTT......................  :P   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Already got a booking in for this week.




With someone else

Offline Sar-Major

Already got a booking in for this week.




With someone else

Whimp!!!!!!..................  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Offline waynekerr600

Whimp!!!!!!..................  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Definitely if it's a bloke.

Little Wayne would probably shrivel up and hide inside.(me)

Offline Sar-Major

Definitely if it's a bloke.

Little Wayne would probably shrivel up and hide inside.(me)

Noooo. She's only a Tranny, you'll be OK, I'm sure..........  :rolleyes:  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Offline waynekerr600

Noooo. She's only a Tranny, you'll be OK, I'm sure..........  :rolleyes:  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Doesn't do foot worship. Deal breaker for me.

Offline Sar-Major

Doesn't do foot worship. Deal breaker for me.

You could always use your charm and persuade her once you got her "Steel Toe Cappers" off............ :D :D  :D

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Offline waynekerr600

You could always use your charm and persuade her once you got her "Steel Toe Cappers" off............ :D :D  :D

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Enhanced boobs. Definite no from me