Wenlan Chinese Massage Hyde.

[sinbad52]

I have seen this provider before a couple of times and she is a little strange but I would say good value for money. When I first saw her she would get completely naked and include the handjob for 30.Last week I was charged an extra 10for her to get naked.40 in all.
Comms are all by text and there is some suspicion the Comms may be with her partner? a man who is sometimes in the house.I have never seen him but other posters have. She appears to be quite busy so advance booking is re recommended. I always do last minute and have to go elsewhere a few times.
Wenlan herself age ...who knows but about 38 ?friendly enough and a decent body.
The massage is more than a bit strange..she starts with you lying on your back with her at your head and massages your head and face reaching over to do your upper body with her tits dangling in front of your eyes. After a few minutes of this and seeming an age doing your arms you are turned onto your front and the massage proper starts.l must say any attempt at touching at this point is gently discouraged. After about 20 minutes of an average massage it's turn overtime again and your front is massaged and eventually the handjob begins.At this point touching is allowed but again very strange. On my first couple of visits breasts could be felt but nothing below the waist. Last visit and this no touching of breasts but placing hand between legs and a fingerplay allowed.No insertion but then I did not try. I did play with her clit for some time and there was no reaction at all from her.She just continued to wank me as if I was touching her at all. After the inevitable she meticulously cleans you up and then starts to use wet wipes on herself particularly her pussy as if her life depends on it. Pleasant girl and at 40 well worth the experience

[Goldfinch]

External Link/Members Only

[Cord_the_boy]

“As if her life depends on it” hahaha it’s so true.

First time poster, hello. I’ve seen her a number of times and this review is word for word the most accurate account I’ve read.

I haven’t reviewed myself because I’m crap at critical analysis and I’m more of a lurker but I shall resolve to contribute more.

Cord x

[Gazebo]

Yes pretty accurate! I don’t think she differs for anyone at all and she does get quite busy! I think she’s so busy coz she has a job as well, so her hours available are a lot less than if she was full a time masseuse and I think she is  so busy because there’s not many Chinese independent masseuses out there that are not part of a big turn around of women, that I know of apart from her friend Julie in Congleton! and I prefer Wenlan anyway!
If anyone knows of any other independent Chinese masseuses in Gtr Mcr area please feel free share 

[MagicMatt]

Yes pretty accurate! I don’t think she differs for anyone at all and she does get quite busy! I think she’s so busy coz she has a job as well, so her hours available are a lot less than if she was full a time masseuse and I think she is  so busy because there’s not many Chinese independent masseuses out there that are not part of a big turn around of women, that I know of apart from her friend Julie in Congleton! and I prefer Wenlan anyway!
If anyone knows of any other independent Chinese masseuses in Gtr Mcr area please feel free share 

How do you know all this?
I cant see any reviews

[Gazebo]

There’s plenty of reviews if you put her name in the search box! She is an acquired taste! Try her and find out 

[MagicMatt]

I know how to use search, thanks.
Still couldn't find any reviews

[Goldfinch]

I know how to use search, thanks.
Still couldn't find any reviews

If you type into the search box the gumtree number 1047391259,the reviews show up.

[MagicMatt]

My Humor is wasted !!   

I was referring to searching for Gazebo's Reviews

[Gazebo]

My Humor is wasted !!   

I was referring to searching for Gazebo's Reviews

Not wasted! Just ignored! Can’t stand the amount of people copying each other by jumping on the bandwagon! I first went to see Wenlan just after joining this site and didn’t see the point in posting the exact same review as others but if I can help anyone with info then I do! 2 of my posts could pass as a review but I’m not much of a dick measurer and couldn’t give a shit how many posts or reviews I have! Or anyone else for that matter! What I consider important is if the info is accurate, true and helpful !
And I don’t have bottomless pockets to try new girls every few days which is why I stick to mostly legit massages with the occasional happy one and if I want to write a review or pass on helpful info I will do so!  With or without someone on their podiums 

[NigelF]

2 of my posts could pass as a review but I’m not much of a dick measurer and couldn’t give a shit how many posts or reviews I have! Or anyone else for that matter! What I consider important is if the info is accurate, true and helpful !

If, as you say, you want to be helpful then please post full reviews. One of the many reasons a review is more helpful than just a post is that it's easier to search for and find.