Weird stuff seen on a punt

[Sibiu]

A certificate on the wall saying that the girl was qualified as an embalmer.

[tynetunnel]

A certificate on the wall saying that the girl was qualified as an embalmer.

OMFG! 

[sensualencounter]

A certificate on the wall saying that the girl was qualified as an embalmer.

Well she works with stiffs 

[Cum_again]

Lots saying pictures of their family...

I mean, that’s not weird.  I must have fucked dozens of whores with their family pictures and drawings by their kids  looking on... in a bizarre way I find it kinky...


I guess I’ve seen some weird stuff visiting mistresses form time to time.  Shit in a box, bottles of piss, all sorts of weird medical equipment. Hog tied slaves, a blindfolded pensioner licking piss off the floor... that was weird...

[Jeremy]

Well she works with stiffs 

for fuck's sake

[Ali Katt]

Lots saying pictures of their family...

I mean, that’s not weird.  I must have fucked dozens of whores with their family pictures and drawings by their kids  looking on... in a bizarre way I find it kinky...


I guess I’ve seen some weird stuff visiting mistresses form time to time.  Shit in a box, bottles of piss, all sorts of weird medical equipment. Hog tied slaves, a blindfolded pensioner licking piss off the floor... that was weird...

I can see why that would be disorientating. I've never gone deep into the fetish scene.

[Liverpool]

Shit in a box, bottles of piss, all sorts of weird medical equipment. Hog tied slaves, a blindfolded pensioner licking piss off the floor... that was weird...

Are you punting in an old people's home?

[Cum_again]

Are you punting in an old people's home?

No

But a few years ago I did a few mistress bits and pieces.  Some might say it wasn’t a punt of course(which is fair enough), but for me it was an entirely sexual experience.

I seem to have moved my tastes on now though.   It I like to try everything once or twice

[yorkshirepunter3333]

No

But a few years ago I did a few mistress bits and pieces.  Some might say it wasn’t a punt of course(which is fair enough), but for me it was an entirely sexual experience.

I seem to have moved my tastes on now though.   It I like to try everything once or twice

review or it didn't happen

I know what you mean about tastes moving, I go from BDSM -> Vanilla -> Massage with HE -> BDSM and the cycle continues with a few variations on the way

[c1der79]

Halfway through an early morning punt in a hotel room service deliver a massive plate of profiteroles for the girls breakfast.

[myothernameis]

A bag containing about 500 condoms.

Or the draws, condoms in one draw, and toys in another, and Panties in another draw

[threechilliman]

Or the draws, condoms in one draw, and toys in another, and Panties in another draw

Possibly the same girl.

[Ali Katt]

Some really weird softcore girl on girl bondage video playing in a room at Thai Mirage.

[Visionist]

Halfway through an early morning punt in a hotel room service deliver a massive plate of profiteroles for the girls breakfast.

I hope she shared! Was she BBW by any chance?

A couple years back me and an acquaintance visited a couple of providers here in Italy. They were on the upper floor accessed via an external staircase. The ground floor had several armed men, swarthy middle aged guys with pistols.

[nothiingtodeclare]

A shelf full of packet custard, beans, cream cans, jelly, sauces - apparently for a sploshing session later that day.

[theoldmaggot]

Saw a pairs of arm and leg chains on a radiator before at a SP Incall location..reminded me of this scene.


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[scutty brown]

two pots of instant noodles and a pack of dried seaweed in a Chinese girls flat..........it was all she'd been given to eat by the pimp

[c1der79]

Had a punt with a posh milf type in a remote house with outbuildings out in the sticks. Drove into parking area and closed gate as requested. Returned to car after meeting to see a horse scratching its neck and head on my car boot! Car had horse slobber and hay all over it. Apparently he likes to let himself out! No damage done but I certainly wasn't expecting that.

[cueball]

A bag containing about 500 condoms.

I've seen a bin full of used un's in the past   

[threechilliman]

I've seen a bin full of used un's in the past   

You must have visited straight after me.....

[starnatalia]

     that's so great I wonder to get 500 used condoms how many days I should not empty my bin  lol  bloody he'll not my room will start smell but full town will  start to stink  but some men fetish

[timmy1]

theres a very cheap czech girl i frequent who uses one of those old school timers with a bell to tell you your times up, feels like a sordid version of countdown

the random cat coming in and jumping on the bed mid session and just staring at you

lots of holes in the bedroom walls (got paranoid there was hidden cameras set up)

was mid way through a punt with a girl who claimed she did anal but clearly didnt, her older friend must have heard me complaining, she came in, got undressed and let me fuck her arse instead whislt the other girl went into the other room

[the_exile]

    that's so great I wonder to get 500 used condoms how many days I should not empty my bin  lol  bloody he'll not my room will start smell but full town will  start to stink  but some men fetish

Think you would need to be working a walkup or really busy parlour for several weeks to get through 500!

As said in a post before Ive only seen this kind of thing in Soho where the bin was getting full but she was a popular girl and I had put another couple of used condoms in the bin when I was finished, hehe.

[magnetico]

* A third nipple - wasn't nice looked more like a skin tag.

So not exactly like Total Recall
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[xxlmuscles]

Large photo of SP and her hubby on their wedding day on wall

[signy]

Eccentrica Gallumbits is the far-famed triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six. Some people say her erogenous zones start some four miles from her actual body. Ford Prefect disagrees, saying five. It is possible that the Big Bang was actually one of her orgasms. She wrote The Big Bang Theory - A Personal View by Eccentrica Gallumbits and It's Just One Boob After Another.

It was reported that Zaphod Beeblebrox, whom she described as "the best bang since the Big One," had delivered a presidential address from her bedroom on at least one occasion. She offers Bethselamin Lessons, if you telephone 69-000. It is also rumoured that Zaphod grew his third arm for her.

* Mary, the triple breasted prostitute at the Last Resort in Venusville in the 1990 movie Total Recall, is a homage to Eccentrica.

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[tesla]

A photograph of the girls Father, in his Judges robes!

[portaluser1991]

I was at kisses massage in high Wycombe.

The legendary Sam had me on my back with my legs around my ears as she tongued my arse.

Her mate Donna (I think) walks in and get s some condoms out of the cupboard and walks out and none of us blink an eye lid.  She had amazing legs too

What ever happened to Kisses you don't get places like that anymore.

Walked down the stairs once and past an open bedroom and saw Suzie making the bed with her tits out. She jumped out of her skin and laughed.

Not sure why as she shouldn't have been embarrassed about me, maybe she thought it was someone else for a split second. 

[myothernameis]

Going back years and years, and it involved my self

Sometime around  1988, if i remember correctly we had a very warm summer, and i paid a visit to my local sauna, and waited to see one of the girls, while waiting.

Could help but hear what was going on in the cabin, the escort was truly getting fucked, and enjoying the vocals, started to get an erection, but seeing was waiting for the same, I didn't hide my erection, even if I wanted to the towel didn't hide much

I walks one of the escorts, and her first word, oh my someone happy, and before I know, she down sucking me of, and who ever is in the cabin, is still at it

The other punter has now headed home, and the other escort joins us in the lounge, telling us, could we not wait till in the cabin, to which the other girl, replys could you not keep the noise down

Ended  up because it was so warm, the other escort joined us on the couch, and to me this was the weirdest and best thing to happen to me, it was all spontaneous

[Winker121]

I've seen a bin full of used un's in the past   

Who hasn't? 

[myothernameis]

Who hasn't?

I even know an escort in the Glasgow area, who will use them 

[Rome66]

Long long time ago in a gaff far far away... a baby in the cot next to the bed !

[Rome66]

Was a long time ago, maybe 25years,  a kid fast asleep in the bed !!!!
Not even like a baby in a cot , and she was adamant "he never wakes up ".  BOLT   ..


To confirm the baby and  child  were  two separate incidents , one Glasgow the other Capetown.

[bobby1973]

how about a full size
darth vader and darth maul complete with light sabers
on the landing next to the room

[DastardlyDick]

A foot high statue of Ganesh in the WGs room - she was Hungarian.
Once had a WG in High Wycombe tie a knot in the end of the condom I had just filled, and ask if I wanted to take it with me - on seeing the WTF look on my face, she said one of her other clients insisted on it!

[Waterhouse]

A foot high statue of Ganesh in the WGs room - she was Hungarian.
Once had a WG in High Wycombe tie a knot in the end of the condom I had just filled, and ask if I wanted to take it with me - on seeing the WTF look on my face, she said one of her other clients insisted on it!

Probably popped it in his mouth as soon as he was out of the door. Sucked it on the way home and then bit down on it for the smooth liquid centre before he got indoors. 

[magnetico]

A foot high statue of Ganesh in the WGs room - she was Hungarian.
Once had a WG in High Wycombe tie a knot in the end of the condom I had just filled, and ask if I wanted to take it with me - on seeing the WTF look on my face, she said one of her other clients insisted on it!

Maybe to be sure that she wouldn't impregnate herself with his cum, pops out a kid, and then claim child support towards the punter? 

[puntlover1]

A foot high statue of Ganesh in the WGs room - she was Hungarian.
Once had a WG in High Wycombe tie a knot in the end of the condom I had just filled, and ask if I wanted to take it with me - on seeing the WTF look on my face, she said one of her other clients insisted on it!

Did she work on Babestation and do porn a few years ago, as well?

[DastardlyDick]

Did she work on Babestation and do porn a few years ago, as well?

Not that I know about!

[Cum_again]

What ever happened to Kisses you don't get places like that anymore.

Walked down the stairs once and past an open bedroom and saw Suzie making the bed with her tits out. She jumped out of her skin and laughed.

Not sure why as she shouldn't have been embarrassed about me, maybe she thought it was someone else for a split second.

Did you ever see Sam?

Fucking legend.

[Riknik]

Had a punt years ago with parrots flying free round the house.crappin everywhere. She's working in Nottingham I believe now

[portaluser1991]

Did you ever see Sam?

Fucking legend.

No.

There were lots of women there. 

[badsin]

On an SA meet at the girls home in Grantham: picture of her sergeant major boyfriend in the bedroom, due home in two hours......

[bigbadbaz]

Had a punt years ago with parrots flying free round the house.crappin everywhere. She's working in Nottingham I believe now

Not a punt but went to a customers house in Fir Vale in Sheffield years ago, in front room they had a parrot on a swing from ceiling in the middle of the room, it must have been doing it for months as there was a line of shit from the bottom of one wall, all way across the carpet and halfway up the other wall. Like a good old Sun journalist I made my excuses and fucked off

[Hardpunt2]

Years ago I was in a foreign brothol with my mates. The place had an open communal shower between the club and the rooms. So I come out after finishing my time and walk past the shower only to see one of my mates fucking one of the girls in the shower. Not really what I wanted to see

[Newtothisstuff]

A photograph of the girls Father, in his Judges robes!

Her Daddy.... or just her Sugar Daddy?

[gazru]

Went to bathroom at end of last punt and there was a big log in the big. Hope when she found it she didn't think it was mine. It may or may not of been her who left it there

[Nomadguy]

A framed picture of Hitler on the wall. No shit.
Ropey mature in Thurrock, used to advertise on viva. V v cheap, addicts i think, fella clearly in the house, pics, fag smell, obvious.

[Bonker]

From an advert in a Birmingham paper, let into the house by an old lady, asked to sit down and wait. Felt the crone's eyes on me, looked up.
"You can have me for half price, instead of waiting".
My eyes noted wrinkles, no teeth, body like a sack of spuds.
"er no thanks, I think I'll leave". Felt nauseus. Checked escape route. Made ready for fight or flight.

In walks a young, fit girl in bra and pants. Dick unshrivels. Fear subsides.
"Come up then" says young hottie. Followed her out, catching a baleful look from Rasputin's granny.

Fucked the girl many ways, enjoying it more and more. Cleaned and dressed, walking back down the stairs, mentioned that her maid had offered herself at half price.

With a "What! the fucking bitch", she burst into the room and has a thunderous row with crone. Calling her "mum" as well as less complimentary names.

I pulled my jaw up and made for the exit. Hottie stops row to see me out and explains that mother tries to steal her customers.

Well. You live and learn.

[Cupid Stuntz]

From an advert in a Birmingham paper, let into the house by an old lady, asked to sit down and wait. Felt the crone's eyes on me, looked up.
"You can have me for half price, instead of waiting".
My eyes noted wrinkles, no teeth, body like a sack of spuds.
"er no thanks, I think I'll leave". Felt nauseus. Checked escape route. Made ready for fight or flight.

In walks a young, fit girl in bra and pants. Dick unshrivels. Fear subsides.
"Come up then" says young hottie. Followed her out, catching a baleful look from Rasputin's granny.

Fucked the girl many ways, enjoying it more and more. Cleaned and dressed, walking back down the stairs, mentioned that her maid had offered herself at half price.



With a "What! the fucking bitch", she burst into the room and has a thunderous row with crone. Calling her "mum" as well as less complimentary names.

I pulled my jaw up and made for the exit. Hottie stops row to see me out and explains that mother tries to steal her customers.

Well. You live and learn.

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