Green and Natural

[Cribster]

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Been a busy week (think I earned a loyalty card at Green and Natural) hope this review is ok.
I have been on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday this week, all three sessions were an hour long which is £40 each time.
WEDNESDAY
I saw Xi Xi (pronounced Cee Cee) slim smallish boobs and hairy minge (not very good with ages) mid 40s quite toothymassage was ok with cc swipes half way through she asked about extras B2B and HR £40 haggled her to £35. Did reverse oral
THURSDAY
Saw Helen (who was nowhere to be seen on Wednesday) probably in her 50s she is tall and slim with small boobs and shaven haven also has a tattoo on her stomach massage was ok. Kept complaining about there being three
 Girls on and only two rooms also kept saying dahling and baby which I have.ended up paying £60 HE B2B and reverse oral (not sure how)
FRIDAY
Rang up and asked to see Yang who I had seen when leaving on Thursday
Yang is a small pretty thing aged 29 ( I asked) she gave the best massage of the three but wasn't so keen to get her kit off but agreed to B2B with HR for£40 managed to persuade her to let me do RO she wanted another £20 but haggled for £10 so £50 for B2B , RO (didn't have time for HR )

Would I go back yes but only to see Yang!! Xi Xi said she was only there for another two weeks
Certainly won't return to see Helen to expensive dahlings

[Sinz]

Multiple reviews not allowed, topic moved to Regional Discussions

[Cribster]

Sorry if I get time I will split them

[Sinz]

Sorry if I get time I will split them

Cheers 

[RogerBoner]

Sorry if I get time I will split them

I hope that you don't mind but I've quoted these helpful mini reviews on the weekly switch joints thread. If I've overstepped please let me know and an apology will be forthcoming.

[Cribster]

Of course not

[NervousJ]

I went the other week, I reckon I must have seen ci ci. On leaving I noticed quite a fit receptionist. Do we know who that is ???does she massage ?? Looked middle aged ish...

[Cribster]

Tall, short, long hair or short hair?

[NervousJ]

Tall, short, long hair or short hair?

Bobbed dark hair, is all I remember.

[Cribster]

Might have been Yang.
Definitely not Xi Xi or Helen

[NervousJ]

2 girls called mimi and yan yan there today.

I may chance my arm later.

In the past I’ve had jasmine, who I assumed ran the place. Apparently still works there on a Friday and Saturday. I quite liked her stern approach 

[Charliehutton]

Might have been Yang.
Definitely not Xi Xi or Helen

Blimey. A session with Ying and Yang together must be quite something.

[Tomukp2]

Which girls usually work on Sundays?

[Sinz]

Which girls usually work on Sundays?

Which title would you prefer ?

Leech of the year ?
Leech of the last 2 years ?
Or TomTheUKPLeech ?

[hunkybc]

What's the venue like?
Is entrance only via the main street?

[NervousJ]

What's the venue like?
Is entrance only via the main street?

It is and there’s traffic lights but tbh you can  just sneak in. I’ve been let out the back on exit which brings you out a more discrete way.

Keep your head down you’ll be fine.

[pjs1968]

i went a couple of weeks ago and has soon as the ladys hand went between my legs.my hand was up her skirt and had no issue with me rubbing her mound over her panties.then offered body to body to which i was stroking her pubes and pussy.very very wet mmmm

[badsin]

i went a couple of weeks ago and has soon as the ladys hand went between my legs.my hand was up her skirt and had no issue with me rubbing her mound over her panties.then offered body to body to which i was stroking her pubes and pussy.very very wet mmmm

You could consider placing a report??🤞