Traffic heavy on way home and knew Urban Thai close. Never been previously, so parked in Sainsburys. Impulse drop-in when feeling horny. First visit and so not sure if comms any good but see comments at end. The location is just off the main road in Sale, adjacent to rear of Sainsburys and is reasonably discrete. Open the front door and there are steps down to a basement, with fake flowers and candles on steps to make the approach a little more pleasant. Small reception with plain Asian receptionist who is pleasant; asked for £25 for 30 minute massage, paid it and she showed me to a room immediately off reception; slight musty smell a little off-putting but quickly got used to it. Room is warm, clean and low lighting was relaxing.
Joy comes in. I was glad because she is far more attractive than the receptionist. Wearing hot pants and T-shirt, neat figure, nice rack, pretty damned attractive. Said she was 25, but I would guess that you could add 10 years and still be wrong by a good few. She is fit and very pleasant, suggestive and playful. Went for medium out of soft or medium massage choices.
Stripped off and placed towel on me whilst Joy left me for a few moments. Average massage face down, she removed towel at some point and reasonable HE received when turned over. Not much WSWS here. Playful slight slaps on bum made it clear what would follow and when question came as to whether I would like a massage of the little guy, a nod is all it took. She smiled throughout, with light chat but made it clear that touching would be at a cost. Never took her up on it because I was there for HE and not want anything more, so did not ask, but am sure topless and b2b would be there at a price. She works there part of the week. I think she could improve with more visits. Tipped her £30 and she was happy.
Pretty sure the shop is under new management since she offered me a card saying that contact details on web are now wrong - did not want since I know where it is and would drop in if returned. Current link not evident on web but Goldfinch will oblige possibly.
Gets a positive because atmosphere, but not the musty smell, is so nice, performance better than average for first visit and she is attractive. Probably would drop in again when urge comes around. If want a proper massage go elsewhere but for 30 minutes of gentle rub with a tug, this place is fine and Joy is welcoming.