MIA-SEXY4U, Reading

[TonyStarkers]

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Saw her on Monday 8 October for 1 hour.

Having been unpleasantly surprised in the past in my years of punting by terribly photoshopped Thai “women”, I can honestly say that this girl was amazing. I have been dabbling with Romanians and Poles in my for a change of punting pace and this little Chilean rocket did it for me. Looks exactly like her pics, comms excellent and first class service. She dressed in police uniform exactly as I asked and delivered like a champ. Ridiculously good tits and enhanced lips and arse, should be in porn with a body like that. A must see for those with a penchant for young, fit and willing. Can’t speak highly enough.

[king tarzan]

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Saw her on Monday 8 October for 1 hour.

Having been unpleasantly surprised in the past in my years of punting by terribly photoshopped Thai “women”, I can honestly say that this girl was amazing. I have been dabbling with Romanians and Poles in my for a change of punting pace and this little Chilean rocket did it for me. Looks exactly like her pics, comms excellent and first class service. She dressed in police uniform exactly as I asked and delivered like a champ. Ridiculously good tits and enhanced lips and arse, should be in porn with a body like that. A must see for those with a penchant for young, fit and willing. Can’t speak highly enough.

 

[vw]

Indeed sounds like an advert or a love poem .

[contentguy]

Other posters on here rated her as sh*t or at least not worth bothering with.
She was more interested in her phone than her client in each case.

Pleased you had a good time.

Guy

[Cunning Punt]

Oh dear.

First post, first review, gushing review with absolutely NO DETAIL.

You must think we're fucking stupid, OP!

[TonyStarkers]

I get the cynicism gents. I wanted to review which I don’t normally. Maybe it’s my taste but she was smoking hot and did it for me. Do what you like with that information.

Also I don’t understand all this high horsing on here. We pay money for women to fuck us. Sometimes I read the reviews and people seem to want Julia Roberts to be waiting at the door to save them. Fact is that most punts are going to be alright if your expectations are set properly. It’s a grim business lads.

[Cunning Punt]

I get the cynicism gents. I wanted to review which I don’t normally. Maybe it’s my taste but she was smoking hot and did it for me. Do what you like with that information.

You haven't given us any information, other than you thought she looked hot and she dressed in a police uniform for you! 

This 'review' is about as much use as a chocolate teapot.

- What services did you get - FK, OW/OWO, CIM, RO?
- Was she okay with different positions?
- When you say comms were okay, what does that mean?
- How is her English and is it easy to communicate with her?
- What was the venue like?

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And as for some of these 'pearls':

Also I don’t understand all this high horsing on here.

Eh? Or perhaps I should 'neigh'!

We pay money for women to fuck us.

No shit, Sherlock. We pay hundreds if not thousands of pounds a year and don't realise it. 

Sometimes I read the reviews and people seem to want Julia Roberts to be waiting at the door to save them.

We are paying for it so we prefer reasonable looking girl, but service is more important for most of us. And we certainly don't need 'saving'.

Fact is that most punts are going to be alright if your expectations are set properly.

What, so we should have low expectations? Most punts are all right because fortunately we have UKP.

It’s a grim business lads.

No, it mostly isn't grim; its actually mostly pretty good. Again, most punts are all right because fortunately we have UKP.

[contentguy]

And FWIW, she takes the trouble to say that her pics are not photoshopped.
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Seriously, that pic is so smoothed she looks like plastic.

Guy

[Mightier Than]

I wanted to review which I don’t normally.

Why not, and why give a pointless "review" this time.  Surely you've learnt something since you joined in August.  You admit you read reviews on here, so you should know what information to put.  With no track record, and this unhelpful stuff, why would anyone take your comment seriously.

[Matrix]

And FWIW, she takes the trouble to say that her pics are not photoshopped.
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Seriously, that pic is so smoothed she looks like plastic.

Guy

It's the girl in the pictures, but she seems to have mysteriously lost her saggy tits and belly from last year. Definitely Photo-shopped.

It's good that she dressed up for him, I met her in mid-afternoon and she was still bumming about in a fucking tracksuit and had no makeup whatsoever.

If I wrote the review again, I'd likely rate it as negative.

Just to add that she's now younger than she was last year. 

[Jon241990241990]

Definitely no belly and saggy tits??? Met her earlier this week as had a decent time with her friend in same location the week previous. Will do full review when I get round to it but a resounding positive. H

Not experienced enough on here to know this (but do enlighten me) but I don’t think the previous reviews are of same girl? The links don’t go to same page as one doesn’t exist. Can’t think if you delete a page because of negatives you’d be stupid enough to use a similar name   

Maybe it’s just me but thinking they might be different girls.... I think every girl photoshops in some sort and everyone just glides past that comment do they not? but she has videos as well and that’s what tempted me as can’t fake those!

[Matrix]

Definitely no belly and saggy tits??? Met her earlier this week as had a decent time with her friend in same location the week previous. Will do full review when I get round to it but a resounding positive. H

Not experienced enough on here to know this (but do enlighten me) but I don’t think the previous reviews are of same girl? The links don’t go to same page as one doesn’t exist. Can’t think if you delete a page because of negatives you’d be stupid enough to use a similar name   

Maybe it’s just me but thinking they might be different girls.... I think every girl photoshops in some sort and everyone just glides past that comment do they not? but she has videos as well and that’s what tempted me as can’t fake those!

It's just you. Her tit's were going south last spring. It's the same girl, hence why I linked the new profile to the old reviews.

Rather obvious that it's the same girl in both sets of pictures, don't you think? 

[Jon241990241990]

I’m really confused? I can’t seem to see the other or old photos or profile.... keeps saying it’s not active. Am I missing some photo somewhere or link that works and I’m being thick? That’s why I’m saying i didn’t think was same girl?

Completely at a loss as where I’m supposed to be clicking 

[Matrix]

I’m really confused? I can’t seem to see the other or old photos or profile.... keeps saying it’s not active. Am I missing some photo somewhere or link that works and I’m being thick? That’s why I’m saying i didn’t think was same girl?

Completely at a loss as where I’m supposed to be clicking 

Look at the top of the page FFS!

You only get at the most 3 photo's per profile link. Her old profile isn't active hence why she has a fucking new one! 

How many pictures can you count and do they show the same girl? 

If that still doesn't convince you look at the pictures in the 2 other reviews. If you still don't get it, then you're either a troll or too thick to be allowed on the internet.



I doubt that

241990241990

is your iq score. Hopefully you weren't daft enough to use you date of birth.

[Matrix]

To add; She has actually uploaded a couple of the pictures that were linked to her old profile (THE 3 ON THE RIGHT) onto her new profile.

What an amazing coincidence.