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Stevenfun

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After reading the previous thread on this parlour I promised to drop in and experience the wonder.

I'm going to rate this a positive because I got what I wanted from the experience, however there were a few niggles that could have dropped it to merely a neutral.

When I'm in the area I usually use lotus spa in Newbury,
Deciding I needed a change, and bouyed on by previous reviewers of this place I shifted my perspective and decided to to here.

The place was well presented, seems innocent enough on the front.
I strolled in full of confidence and got the question when requesting an hour's massage, is this your first time.
To which I perhaps mistakenly replied yes.
Previous reviewers have strongly hinted at full service is available here, and my answer may have prevented this from happening.
Schoolboy error.

I paid £45 for an hour's massage, a fiver over previous establishments, and hardly an issue.

I was shown into a small room and instructed to disrobe,
A short time later a small but definitely cute Chinese lady arrived, she was slim, tiny and probably around late twenties early thirties.
Well presented with long brown/Auburn hair (poor lighting)

She didn't tell me to remove my boxers so I felt vaguely foolish for leaving them on, laid on the table face down and massage commenced.
She asked me if I liked it hard so I agreed, a short while later I think she was walking on my back.
Somehow she dug into my shoulders and lower back with either balls of her feet or ankles.
Pleasant enough but didn't feel professional.
She certainly found and kneaded some knots.

She turned me over and did the front of my chests shoulders, then a brief face massage.
Then trailed a finger up and down my boxers, seeing as she was pleasant to gaze upon I started straining at the seams.

I requested my options, and she replied b2b for forty squids.
I hastily agreed. She disrobed and started rubbing her tits in my chest and legs, as she clambered over me.

A short while later she slid off and started an excellent hand job with plenty of oil.
Now here's the rub, (literally) I asked her to sit on my face as she did it and she requested another 20 squid.
I was hoping for full service for that price so this was a niggle, however the guy downstairs was in full control of the purse strings and wanted it so.

She clambered across into 69 position and kept up the excellent hand job, whilst I went a lickin, she had an out of control bush which wasn't ideal but was clean and well presented otherwise.

After a good while she shuddered and clambered off, (possibly came or got tired of my passion in licking)

She stood at my side and maintained excellent hand relief, with both hands, one alternating rubbing the muscles under my balls and venturing lower to almost enter my ass.

She commented that it was taking a long time, to which I could only say yes...it is. You're very pretty and quite skilled, this should have happened ages ago.
Another 5 minutes and she had me gasping and spurting man good over my belly.
Overall a thoroughly excellent rub and tug, marred only by my own false expectations of full service, and possibly paying over the odds to get my tongue on her clit.

I showered dressed and as I left I asked her name which I had to ask her to repeat, twice, and still didn't catch it.
Lan Lan?
She asked if I liked Chinese food but I preferred Thai, she smiled sweetly and suggested a Thai girlfriend.

On the way out the receptionist asked in clear English if everything was ok to which I replied fantastic, you'll see me again

So whilst I had a few niggles, I'd definitely return.
I'd prefer the b2b for an additional 40 rather than 60 however,
And I'd definitely pay 60 for full service.

Hope this proves helpful for you chaps.

Addendum, had I received full service in a heartbeat I'd change from lotus spa to here
Girl was younger than usual fare in the spa
« Last Edit: October 09, 2018, 10:29:56 pm by Stevenfun »

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Cheers for the review-it was a good read. :thumbsup:

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After reading the previous thread on this parlour I promised to drop in and experience the wonder.

I'm going to rate this a positive because I got what I wanted from the experience, however there were a few niggles that could have dropped it to merely a neutral.

When I'm in the area I usually use lotus spa in Newbury,
Deciding I needed a change, and bouyed on by previous reviewers of this place I shifted my perspective and decided to to here.

The place was well presented, seems innocent enough on the front.
I strolled in full of confidence and got the question when requesting an hour's massage, is this your first time.
To which I perhaps mistakenly replied yes.
Previous reviewers have strongly hinted at full service is available here, and my answer may have prevented this from happening.
Schoolboy error.

I paid £45 for an hour's massage, a fiver over previous establishments, and hardly an issue.

I was shown into a small room and instructed to disrobe,
A short time later a small but definitely cute Chinese lady arrived, she was slim, tiny and probably around late twenties early thirties.
Well presented with long brown/Auburn hair (poor lighting)

She didn't tell me to remove my boxers so I felt vaguely foolish for leaving them on, laid on the table face down and massage commenced.
She asked me if I liked it hard so I agreed, a short while later I think she was walking on my back.
Somehow she dug into my shoulders and lower back with either balls of her feet or ankles.
Pleasant enough but didn't feel professional.
She certainly found and kneaded some knots.

She turned me over and did the front of my chests shoulders, then a brief face massage.
Then trailed a finger up and down my boxers, seeing as she was pleasant to gaze upon I started straining at the seams.

I requested my options, and she replied b2b for forty squids.
I hastily agreed. She disrobed and started rubbing her tits in my chest and legs, as she clambered over me.

A short while later she slid off and started an excellent hand job with plenty of oil.
Now here's the rub, (literally) I asked her to sit on my face as she did it and she requested another 20 squid.
I was hoping for full service for that price so this was a niggle, however the guy downstairs was in full control of the purse strings and wanted it so.

She clambered across into 69 position and kept up the excellent hand job, whilst I went a lickin, she had an out of control bush which wasn't ideal but was clean and well presented otherwise.

After a good while she shuddered and clambered off, (possibly came or got tired of my passion in licking)

She stood at my side and maintained excellent hand relief, with both hands, one alternating rubbing the muscles under my balls and venturing lower to almost enter my ass.

She commented that it was taking a long time, to which I could only say yes...it is. You're very pretty and quite skilled, this should have happened ages ago.
Another 5 minutes and she had me gasping and spurting man good over my belly.
Overall a thoroughly excellent rub and tug, marred only by my own false expectations of full service, and possibly paying over the odds to get my tongue on her clit.

I showered dressed and as I left I asked her name which I had to ask her to repeat, twice, and still didn't catch it.
Lan Lan?
She asked if I liked Chinese food but I preferred Thai, she smiled sweetly and suggested a Thai girlfriend.

On the way out the receptionist asked in clear English if everything was ok to which I replied fantastic, you'll see me again

So whilst I had a few niggles, I'd definitely return.
I'd prefer the b2b for an additional 40 rather than 60 however,
And I'd definitely pay 60 for full service.

Hope this proves helpful for you chaps.

Addendum, had I received full service in a heartbeat I'd change from lotus spa to here
Girl was younger than usual fare in the spa

Fair play to you, that's probably one of the best masseuse reviews I've ever read.   :hi:  :thumbsup:

Wish I had the Dutch courage to ask my regular masseuse for facesitting or a 69.  :cry:
« Last Edit: October 09, 2018, 10:53:24 pm by STAR-LORD »

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Cheers for the review-it was a good read. :thumbsup:

Have you stopped jacking off to it now?  :sarcastic:  :D

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Have you stopped jacking off to it now?  :sarcastic:  :D

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 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Almost,had to open a new box,for a messy clean-up. :P

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Almost,had to open a new box,for a messy clean-up. :P

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And it's not as if I can blame you.  :lol:

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And it's not as if I can blame you.  :lol:

Every time you post that video,I always think of this funny moment from catchphrase over 20 years ago,has to be watched if you've never seen it before:

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Every time you post that video,I always think of this funny moment from catchphrase over 20 years ago,has to be watched if you've never seen it before:

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F@#k she's pretty!  :dancegirl:

I wonder how many punts that month he had! :sarcastic:   :lol:

(You love that GIF don't you? - also I f@#king loved Catchphrase!  :yahoo: )


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F@#k she's pretty!  :dancegirl:

I wonder how many punts that month he had! :sarcastic:   :lol:

(You love that GIF don't you? - also I f@#king loved Catchphrase!  :yahoo: )

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Apologies to Steven for the derailment,but I blame lordie :P

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No problem, im going to return in a week or so, and depending on whether I get the same girl ill make a small addition to whether FS suddenly became available, or if I get a different girl Ill post a mini review under this. Not quite sure how the rules go as its reviewing the same venue, but different SP's.

Cheers

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I really think you're going into this with rather inflated expectations. Whilst many London massage shops may offer FS as a matter of course it's certainly the exception rather than the rule in this area. If you want guaranteed FS then you need to be looking at a different type of provider.

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You are no doubt correct. I do think these are mainly rub and tug shops with a non pro massage.
I was merely experiencing raised expectations based on some of the comments in this review thread for the same establishment.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=213667.0

Specifically rouges comment
"Top place indeed. All the girls do FS. Yoyo is excellent and her BJ is top drawer."
Seeing as he has zero reviews under his belt I might be better of curtailing my expectations.

Looks like I'll be travelling to London then to get my expectations met.
« Last Edit: October 10, 2018, 02:27:53 pm by Stevenfun »

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No problem, im going to return in a week or so, and depending on whether I get the same girl ill make a small addition to whether FS suddenly became available, or if I get a different girl Ill post a mini review under this. Not quite sure how the rules go as its reviewing the same venue, but different SP's.

Cheers

I have been here a number of times (I've become a bit of a regular!!) and I think I have only seen one lady more than once. Both times I saw her she whispered in my ear "how much have you got?". In your case, I think the magic answer would be "£60".

When they ask if you want B2B, simply ask if there are any other options. Even if there aren't, I'm sure they will be used to being asked the question.