External Link/Members OnlyI thought I’d give Bliss a go at CLS, but couldn’t get through, so once the seed was sown, I looked for an alternative.
Comms - excellent. Phoned the number on the site and got an appointment 45 mins later.
Location - On Borough Road, opposite the theatre. Quiet when I went but the potential for crowds. The entrance to the premises it set back so there is an alcove to hide in after you’ve buzzed whilst the door is opened. Car park a couple of mins walk (free for up to 2 hours)
Cost - £40 for an hour’s massage,( extras to be negotiated on an individual basis.)
I was taken to a room with the usual sort of set up, massage table, dimly lit, oriental style music on a loop which gets annoying after a while. My masseusse who said her name was YoYo, was an attractive early 30s lady with a nice figure and half decent English. She told me she’d been in Darlo for a couple of weeks but didn’t know how much longer she’d be there, or where she’d be going next.
Initially it seemed promising if only because she asked me to get all my kit off and lie on the table. The massage started off with a mediocre back, arse and leg rub. No hot oils, just baby oil, no accidentally on purpose touching of the plums or in the bum crack.
By this time I was almost resigned to having picked the only Asian parlour in the north east not do do extras.
When she asked me to flip over, the result was some comment about my cock and then she asked me if I wanted her to get undressed and if I wanted HE (she then gave the international hand job sign).
Naked was an extra £20, naked and a hand job £30. Since that was my purpose for being there, I splashed the cash.
Having undressed, IMO - Nice body, pert tits with decent pokies. Bush on top, shaved lips, shapely arse. Certainly 8/10.
Touching was allowed, no limits re her tits, sucking her nips, the lot. She didn’t mind her clit or lips being played with, but nothing internal. I asked and she made it clear that nothing else was on offer.
The B2B was enjoyable but not the best I’ve ever had. The hand job was decent, with plenty of oil. Plenty of arse fingering and caressing. She started sucking my nipples as she wanked, and though not requested it was very pleasurable and tipped me over the edge. Then I blew.
Afterwards, post wipedown, she gave me a head massage.For some reason she seemed to concentrate on my ears for quite a while, she then did the back of my head and neck and it was just fabulous.
I got the full hour, and then left feeling that I’d got VFM and thoroughly enjoyed what was on offer. I thought that £70 for the hour was a fair price all in all.
Maybe I didn’t lose out by not joining the CLS Bliss fanclub.
