VENUE
The standard rub and tug Chinese massage joint on a busy London street. Fairly garish red front, so pedestrians know precisely what you are entering and exiting.
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First attempt to phone was unanswered. At this point tried phoning a thai girl but was rather uninspiring. Reattempted the land line number, which was answered curtly, and after checking availability was met with a barked instruction, "you come five minute"
Arrived in 8 minutes to find door locked, stood outside trying unsuccessfully to blend into the pavement whilst phoning again . Eventually a girl opened it.
SERVICE
Shop had a tiny reception with one chair by the clear window. Was told to sit there until the room was ready.
As I waited (waving at the passers by!) A client puffed his way up the stairs from the basement and settled up. I grinned at him. He looked sheepish.
Anyway, a slight, young Chinese waif took me down to a room. Reassuring smell of bleach, and actually hygiene seemed very good. Clean and neat.
Music on a decent CD player rather than the SPs tinny phone speaker.
THE SP
Facially 5/10, body 5/10 almost anorexic, ... bony, tiny tits and bum 6/10, attitude a friendly 8/10.
Cindy was desperately thin with slightly wavy dyed blondish hair. Very strange for a Chinese girl. Wide face, almost a bit ET like, but nonetheless pleasant.
The massage was more at the rub end of the spectrum than penetrative. Pleasant but not therapeutic.
At the 20 min point (paid for 1 hour £40) I got the whisper about extras. B2B was £40 but for £80 was offered DFK, OWO, RO and "dont worry I look after you good" OK I said, wrong brain in charge.... as usual.
She stripped, and genuinely not 1 gram of fat. Almost emaciated. We kissed, she oralled, I oralled, she presented her tiny ass, then on her back to offer a tiny shaved, clean pussy. It was all as offered, but this little waif just didnt trigger the right connections with me.
Wanking was frantic rather than sensual, and in the end I got her to lie on her front, oiled her bum crack, put the todger in it like a hot dog, and splatted her back. Nice but just no fire. I also noticed that, as I licked her pussy and heard her moans of pure rapture, she was gazing at the wall probably thinking about what she would cook later. Not a great encouragement.
SUMMARY
No chemistry but she presented a friendly sweet veneer. The shop was quite busy, Sunday midday, and the premises neat and clean. The other girl that came upstairs at the start with her client was much sexier and all that I had, if with her, might have been more enjoyable.
The £40 +£80 was not VFM but at least she was pleasant.
RETURN?
Yes but only with a different girl, and the resolve to haggle down on extras next time.
IMHO a fairly straight neutral.
