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Flemstone

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I'm sure you've all seen this kind of thing all over the internet. I haven't seen one for prostitution and thought it would be fun to give it a go. Criticism and suggestions welcome.

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Offline punk

I'm sure you've all seen this kind of thing all over the internet. I haven't seen one for prostitution and thought it would be fun to give it a go. Criticism and suggestions welcome.

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very accurate the last one is the truth.

hollysbeenabadgirl

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Sailormack

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Where's the pimp,  bait 'n' switch, the dodgy PG and the hovel flat :unknown:


Offline Jeremy

I would actually use the same image as "what she thinks I do" in every one of those categories :D

Flemstone

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What she thinks we do I took from the Terminator 2 movie. And the what I think I do is Rocco Siffredi. I think if you want to include a bait and switch, then add 30 pounds to the girl in the last picture.

MidlandsEscortxo

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Flemstone

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Thanks for the positive comments.

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Flemstone

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You have to admire a bloke who has the guts to call his movie, Rocco invades Poland. I doubt there's WG's that would allow you to treat them the way Rocco does in his movies.

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You have to admire a bloke who has the guts to call his movie, Rocco invades Poland. I doubt there's WG's that would allow you to treat them the way Rocco does in his movies.

yes i seen some of his films,some are ott,but some are good,what it gets out of those women is amazing,those with dirty anal kelly he was on to a winner.

Flemstone

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I think a person goes through porn phases. When I first started I had two movies on one vhs tape. That lasted me a few years. Then when I turned about 17 I was getting laid so much I never watched porn. I probably hardly watched porn for about 6 years. And even then I only owed a few dvd's.

I moved to Holland and porn was pretty much on TV there. The girl I was dating was quite into it. So I started collecting some movies on disc. Copied stuff. A few years later I bought a collection of over 400 vcd's. I then ended up selling discs and making about £200 a month drinking money.

Hang on I was supposed to talk about phases. First it was anything, then it became a search for better picture quality. Soon followed by lesbian porn. Then it was all about finding the most extreme shit possible. Amateur is still great, but the quality has to be good. My preference for the past few years has been pretty tame in comparison to Rocco's stuff.

I love the Russian Institute films. The X-art stuff is also great. I don't really collect porn, and probably only have about 50 on my computer. Its easier just to go on Redtube. I ended up selling that vcd collection to a bloke who'd already spent a small fortune on them.

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I think a person goes through porn phases. When I first started I had two movies on one vhs tape. That lasted me a few years. Then when I turned about 17 I was getting laid so much I never watched porn. I probably hardly watched porn for about 6 years. And even then I only owed a few dvd's.

I moved to Holland and porn was pretty much on TV there. The girl I was dating was quite into it. So I started collecting some movies on disc. Copied stuff. A few years later I bought a collection of over 400 vcd's. I then ended up selling discs and making about £200 a month drinking money.

Hang on I was supposed to talk about phases. First it was anything, then it became a search for better picture quality. Soon followed by lesbian porn. Then it was all about finding the most extreme shit possible. Amateur is still great, but the quality has to be good. My preference for the past few years has been pretty tame in comparison to Rocco's stuff.

I love the Russian Institute films. The X-art stuff is also great. I don't really collect porn, and probably only have about 50 on my computer. Its easier just to go on Redtube. I ended up selling that vcd collection to a bloke who'd already spent a small fortune on them.

they are ok to watch occasionally, but thats about it

vorian

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they are ok to watch occasionally, but thats about it

Nothing wrong with porn, but since discovering the joys of punting, every time I watch porn it seems I'm thinking could I do that is real life with a prossie. Now days it seems to me to be more instructional as opposed to erotic.

Offline punk

Nothing wrong with porn, but since discovering the joys of punting, every time I watch porn it seems I'm thinking could I do that is real life with a prossie. Now days it seems to me to be more instructional as opposed to erotic.

except some of it is ott and can affect some people

vorian

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except some of it is ott and can affect some people

Very true, but unlike the Daily Mail if someone goes mad and shoots someone, I don't blame call of duty, I blame the person, 99.99% of people can play computer games without killing anyone. For me porn (Legal porn anyway) can't be blamed for the actions of the few.

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Very true, but unlike the Daily Mail if someone goes mad and shoots someone, I don't blame call of duty, I blame the person, 99.99% of people can play computer games without killing anyone. For me porn (Legal porn anyway) can't be blamed for the actions of the few.

not saying it is,but some cant see porn for what it is,they blend the real world with the fantasy world,same with violence. unfortunately some people are sick and have mental problems.

Flemstone

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I can't masturbate without watching porn. Or without looking at pictures of girls I've punted with. I think blokes rubbing one out to porn or seeing a WG actually prevents violence against women. 

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I can't masturbate without watching porn. Or without looking at pictures of girls I've punted with. I think blokes rubbing one out to porn or seeing a WG actually prevents violence against women.

i like the couples stuff to get ideas.

vorian

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I can't masturbate without watching porn. Or without looking at pictures of girls I've punted with. I think blokes rubbing one out to porn or seeing a WG actually prevents violence against women.

I sure that has been debated before many times. I do remember a few years ago watching the Louis Theroux documentary about a brothel in the US. They had a prossie working in there who looked quite young (She was over 21) when the madame was questioned about her. She said if a punter went straight to that girl he probably had a paedophile tendency. Later she said it was a good thing as it might stop a child being abused. I always found this statement did not sit well with me. I understood her logic but does it stop the problem  or make it worse by normalising it for the punter/abuser. Same I guess in age role-play. Of course there will always be a certain percentage of people who will take everything to far.   

Flemstone

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I think living out your fantasies releases them. WG's can help men out with this. My fantasy is to not need an Osteopath after punting.

Offline brightperv

Am being stupid here but who is "she" in "what she thinks we do"? Totally don't get that bit. Apart from that spot on.

vorian

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Am being stupid here but who is "she" in "what she thinks we do"? Totally don't get that bit. Apart from that spot on.

I'm assuming the "She" is the prossie.

Offline brightperv

I'm assuming the "She" is the prossie.

I get it. it's written from the Punters point of view. Sorry I was having a dumb moment there!

Flemstone

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Just trying to offer all possible perspectives. I was going to go with what she thinks I do. But that doesn't reflect how I think some of them feel. Its open to interpretation. What would you have picked for that box?

Offline nylonnobby

F*;:king disgraceful shouldn't be allowed the bloke in the car is parked on a double yellow line

vorian

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F*;:king disgraceful shouldn't be allowed the bloke in the car is parked on a double yellow line

Never a policeman about when you need one is there.

Flemstone

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Wasn't quite sure who to use for, what she thinks I do. I picked Drexl from True Romance.

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Offline Corus Boy

You could get a job making these up :)

Flemstone

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Not sure how many will get the first one? Its that pimp from the Channel 4 documentary, Sex my British job.

MidlandsEscortxo

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haha i like these! should do a punter one ... :)

Flemstone

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Probably about the same as the prostitution one?

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vorian

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Probably about the same as the prostitution one?

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Please carry these on they are brilliant. Got to do one for the prossie next. Oh and please do one for an "Elite Courtesan" I beg you.

Roland D Hay

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Please carry these on they are brilliant. Got to do one for the prossie next. Oh and please do one for an "Elite Courtesan" I beg you.

+1

Flemstone

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Christ this took me a fucking hour. The others took like ten minutes.

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Flemstone

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For some reason this one was way harder to do than the others.

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herelonely

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Christ this took me a fucking hour. The others took like ten minutes.

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Brilliant! !  :drinks:


Flemstone

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Cheers, I see all three pictures have ended up in this thread now. I'll see what else I can come up with.

Mystique46m

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These are great and really funny, well done, keep up the good work!!  :drinks:



Offline CBPaul

Your efforts are appreciated Flemstone, these are brilliant. The what I actually do  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline akauya

Great stuff Flemstone... I think the "What I actually do" girl is reading UKP forums :D :D



vorian

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Please carry on how, about one for Duos's or parties.

Flemstone

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The parties one sounds like an option. Only problem is I've never been to one, so will have to simply make shit up.

vorian

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The parties one sounds like an option. Only problem is I've never been to one, so will have to simply make shit up.

I don't doubt it will still be very funny

Offline punk

wonder what the pimp version would look like or the virgin one? :unknown:

Flemstone

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