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I'm sure you've all seen this kind of thing all over the internet. I haven't seen one for prostitution and thought it would be fun to give it a go. Criticism and suggestions welcome.


Offline punk

I'm sure you've all seen this kind of thing all over the internet. I haven't seen one for prostitution and thought it would be fun to give it a go. Criticism and suggestions welcome.



very accurate the last one is the truth.


Offline Sailormack

Where's the pimp,  bait 'n' switch, the dodgy PG and the hovel flat :unknown:


Offline Jeremy

I would actually use the same image as "what she thinks I do" in every one of those categories :D

What she thinks we do I took from the Terminator 2 movie. And the what I think I do is Rocco Siffredi. I think if you want to include a bait and switch, then add 30 pounds to the girl in the last picture.



Thanks for the positive comments.


You have to admire a bloke who has the guts to call his movie, Rocco invades Poland. I doubt there's WG's that would allow you to treat them the way Rocco does in his movies.

Offline punk

You have to admire a bloke who has the guts to call his movie, Rocco invades Poland. I doubt there's WG's that would allow you to treat them the way Rocco does in his movies.

yes i seen some of his films,some are ott,but some are good,what it gets out of those women is amazing,those with dirty anal kelly he was on to a winner.

I think a person goes through porn phases. When I first started I had two movies on one vhs tape. That lasted me a few years. Then when I turned about 17 I was getting laid so much I never watched porn. I probably hardly watched porn for about 6 years. And even then I only owed a few dvd's.

I moved to Holland and porn was pretty much on TV there. The girl I was dating was quite into it. So I started collecting some movies on disc. Copied stuff. A few years later I bought a collection of over 400 vcd's. I then ended up selling discs and making about £200 a month drinking money.

Hang on I was supposed to talk about phases. First it was anything, then it became a search for better picture quality. Soon followed by lesbian porn. Then it was all about finding the most extreme shit possible. Amateur is still great, but the quality has to be good. My preference for the past few years has been pretty tame in comparison to Rocco's stuff.

I love the Russian Institute films. The X-art stuff is also great. I don't really collect porn, and probably only have about 50 on my computer. Its easier just to go on Redtube. I ended up selling that vcd collection to a bloke who'd already spent a small fortune on them.

Offline punk

I think a person goes through porn phases. When I first started I had two movies on one vhs tape. That lasted me a few years. Then when I turned about 17 I was getting laid so much I never watched porn. I probably hardly watched porn for about 6 years. And even then I only owed a few dvd's.

I moved to Holland and porn was pretty much on TV there. The girl I was dating was quite into it. So I started collecting some movies on disc. Copied stuff. A few years later I bought a collection of over 400 vcd's. I then ended up selling discs and making about £200 a month drinking money.

Hang on I was supposed to talk about phases. First it was anything, then it became a search for better picture quality. Soon followed by lesbian porn. Then it was all about finding the most extreme shit possible. Amateur is still great, but the quality has to be good. My preference for the past few years has been pretty tame in comparison to Rocco's stuff.

I love the Russian Institute films. The X-art stuff is also great. I don't really collect porn, and probably only have about 50 on my computer. Its easier just to go on Redtube. I ended up selling that vcd collection to a bloke who'd already spent a small fortune on them.

they are ok to watch occasionally, but thats about it

Offline vorian

they are ok to watch occasionally, but thats about it

Nothing wrong with porn, but since discovering the joys of punting, every time I watch porn it seems I'm thinking could I do that is real life with a prossie. Now days it seems to me to be more instructional as opposed to erotic.
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Offline punk

Nothing wrong with porn, but since discovering the joys of punting, every time I watch porn it seems I'm thinking could I do that is real life with a prossie. Now days it seems to me to be more instructional as opposed to erotic.

except some of it is ott and can affect some people

Offline vorian

except some of it is ott and can affect some people

Very true, but unlike the Daily Mail if someone goes mad and shoots someone, I don't blame call of duty, I blame the person, 99.99% of people can play computer games without killing anyone. For me porn (Legal porn anyway) can't be blamed for the actions of the few.
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Offline punk

Very true, but unlike the Daily Mail if someone goes mad and shoots someone, I don't blame call of duty, I blame the person, 99.99% of people can play computer games without killing anyone. For me porn (Legal porn anyway) can't be blamed for the actions of the few.

not saying it is,but some cant see porn for what it is,they blend the real world with the fantasy world,same with violence. unfortunately some people are sick and have mental problems.

I can't masturbate without watching porn. Or without looking at pictures of girls I've punted with. I think blokes rubbing one out to porn or seeing a WG actually prevents violence against women. 

Offline punk

I can't masturbate without watching porn. Or without looking at pictures of girls I've punted with. I think blokes rubbing one out to porn or seeing a WG actually prevents violence against women.

i like the couples stuff to get ideas.

Offline vorian

I can't masturbate without watching porn. Or without looking at pictures of girls I've punted with. I think blokes rubbing one out to porn or seeing a WG actually prevents violence against women.

I sure that has been debated before many times. I do remember a few years ago watching the Louis Theroux documentary about a brothel in the US. They had a prossie working in there who looked quite young (She was over 21) when the madame was questioned about her. She said if a punter went straight to that girl he probably had a paedophile tendency. Later she said it was a good thing as it might stop a child being abused. I always found this statement did not sit well with me. I understood her logic but does it stop the problem  or make it worse by normalising it for the punter/abuser. Same I guess in age role-play. Of course there will always be a certain percentage of people who will take everything to far.   
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I think living out your fantasies releases them. WG's can help men out with this. My fantasy is to not need an Osteopath after punting.

Am being stupid here but who is "she" in "what she thinks we do"? Totally don't get that bit. Apart from that spot on.

Offline vorian

Am being stupid here but who is "she" in "what she thinks we do"? Totally don't get that bit. Apart from that spot on.

I'm assuming the "She" is the prossie.
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