When a ‘massage’ is just a massage!

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Siwalee, New Malden.

Really nice shop near Currys. I booked Sarah as I saw on their site they had hired a new 25 year old. Turns out she’s a pretty and friendly girl. But it was a boxers and cloth on throughout affair. Excellent massage yet strictly professional

[tantraman]

Peppermint Massage, N13 (Palmers Green): External Link/Members Only

A couple of recent bits of intel from today ...

Went on the strength of a review about extras being offered. Massage was offered and was told keep pants on, girl was Thai but wasn't attractive. No hints of extras, would love to hear from others, it definitely drummed up business for the place as it was very busy and she confirmed this.

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Contacted via the phone number from Google maps to book.

Went a month ago. Requested Minnie based on another review, but ended up with Mali (?). Was not a looker and a little on the heavier side. A great deep tissue massage, but I didn't request/want and she didn't offer extras.

Signs about keeping underwear on, so unsure about others in there.

... although Jayjospeh1995 evidently had a different sexperience

[tantraman]

Thanks to Massivepig ...

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Met her in my hotel room in Central London about six weeks ago. £80 + £20 travel fee for 90 mins.

She’s also available through Perfect London Massage without the travel fee. Thought that maybe extras would be on offer when booking through Deluxe but alas not.

The picture on Perfect more accurate than the rather attractive pics on Deluxe. Very large boobs and fair bit of meat around the bones. Maybe size 12? A Kazakh lady who speaks very good English.

A very good massage on bed. No towel needed. Accidentally brushed my sack a couple of times which I found encouraging. Some time after turning over politely asked about extras but received a friendly but firm no. Massage turned slightly more sensual towards the end and asked once more if extras would be possible if I tipped well. She said she never does it even though ‘everyone always asks’.

When the massage was over, was feeling very aroused and asked if she could put some massage oil in my hand and give me a couple of minutes while she goes to wash her hands in the bathroom. She happily agreed and squirted some oil in my hand to let me take care of myself.

Cleaned up before she reemerged from the bathroom and we said goodbyes.

Positive as a therapeutic massage only, she clearly is a professional at it.

[Xtro]

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Neutral review - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=418676

[sparkus]

Actually declined extras in River Kwai 2 :o

Recce'd there, cute young blonde thing (some acne) working reception, shapely behind and looked pert pair in loose tunic top.
On entering the room she immediately covered me with a towel, which was a bad sign.  She talked for Thailand during the (actually quite good massage) including about her colleagues, who she said she often didn't get on with and the shops have high turnovers due to the commute distance involved.  We got onto the issue of extras provision and she said she didn't do it but most there did because they needed the money whereas she didn't! She asked me if I regularly went for HE massages at shops and said surely it'd be cheaper for me to just get a girlfriend 
Best quality massage I'd had in ages but zero sensual about it.  She boasted she had lots of regulars 

[tantraman]

Thanks to jayper ...

Finally managed to book Mia from Mobile Massage Booking

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Comms: easy. Whatsapp via the website. All booked in 20 minutes from first message.

The girl: she's a real MILF, very attractive mature lady, very nice demeanor, Spanish I think. It's her in the pics but a few years older and not as photoshopped. Arrived on time wearing sportswear.

The massage: starts face down. Immediately places herself in between my legs, not on one side. She stayed there for the duration. Legs first, very soft long strokes reaching as close as is humanly possible to the privates without ever more than grazing them. If there was an olympics for Prick Teasing I'd put money on her for the gold. After a while she tosses the towel aside and does a very nice glutes and lower back massage. No CCs. No reach-unders. More prick teasing of the highest level. At this point I'm almost certain more is on the cards but there is an element of WSWS going on for sure.

On the turn she places the towel back on so the dial moves towards she won't a bit. Starts with legs, then slowly moves up and massages around the very erect cock without touching it and onto the belly. I can't take it any more so I ask if she will help me out. She says she doesn't do extras much to my dismay. I don't know if YMMV but at least with me she's not doing any polishing.

Massage ends just over an hour after start. If you like a good prick tease from a good looking MILF then she's your girl. She apparently does 4-hands with a young lady that looks a lot like her which makes me thing she might be the daughter, but I didn't enquire about this cos I didn't want to make things awkward.

Paid £95 for an hour.

The masochist in me probably would book her again, but if you are after a dead certain HR I'd look elsewhere.

... now that's a MILF indeed ...

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Siam wellness Thai massage, Croydon

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Very professional, boxers on affair. Incredible massage but absolutely no hit of extras at all. The finish I received involved ginger and honey tea which was sublime. Fresh ginger apparently 

[tantraman]

Thanks to JAM2121 ...

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I’d been keen to see Soraya since her profile went up on Perfect London Massage and could never seem to find her available as she’s quite busy

Comms, as always with Perfect London Massage, very good. I booked about a week in advance and they sent me a reminder on the morning of the massage

Soraya is just like the pictures, tall mixed race Brazilian woman. I’d say mid-late 20s, maybe slightly skinner/bony looking than the photos on the website but overall very attractive imo.

Massage was genuinely excellent, probably 9 or 10/10. She’s clearly a very capable, trained masseuse. However, no CCs or reach unders. And as the title of the review suggests, no extras. I even asked and sadly she said she does not do them

All in all, great massage, lovely lady but sadly no extras. I paid £60 + £20 travel fee for a 1hr massage

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[Hugeadmirer]

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Nice looking and pleasant girl, massage was ok/good but no extras on offer

[sparkus]

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Nice looking and pleasant girl, massage was ok/good but no extras on offer

I was thinking the other day that we seem to be seeing an increase in the number of reviews from Gumtree ads, which is great but they can be missed/forgotten about.

It'd be good to have a list of new dead cert providers on Gumtree in one place?