Puma; Mistress Muscle. Crayford, TFL zone 6

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This is a review of a BDSM session/provider.  I deliberately do not offer a blow-by-blow account because the significant stuff is all in the client's mind rather than the actual events which would seem trivial and banal on description.   By all means ask for specifics if wanted.

Excellent location.  An upmarket flat (gated complex) 2 mins walk from Crayford st, zone 6.  Good bathroom/shower.

Puma (she's Spanish) is someone I cannot figure out, she's utterly unlike anyone i've ever met.   I've seen her twice.  The first time was excellent; really good fun which felt more like a 'friend w benefits'. 

A really strong personality together with an incredibly strong physique makes a powerful combination.  I could see, tho, that her moods were very mercurial.  Everything was on her terms.  That was all fine as long as the vibes were good. 

So; I booked again a week later.  The atmosphere second time round couldn't have been more different.  The initial hello's were fine but from then on we seemed to get into a power battle of 'who's on top'; who gets to define the terms of interaction.   A nagging wife who will never been be satisfied about sums it up.     A bit of a fruit loop with whom it was impossible to have any peer communication.  That said, I have to give her a reluctant positive in that she did her job brilliantly of being a grade A bitch.   In the world of BDSM thats an advantage if genuinely done for the client's benefit.

Despite all my negativity here, I'm prepared to believe that my experiences with her were the result of our specific chemistries on those specific occasions.   Oh boy, YMMV to extremes you never thought possible.

Pro's:   not a clockwatcher
            VGVFM
            intelligent and perceptive
            willing to engage on a personal level
            interesting and unusual.  Energetic.  Never a dull moment.

cons:    manipulative and controlling.
            self-centered and narcissistic.

So the pro's have it.  Good luck if this tempts you.

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[punther]

good review

maybe should have given her a neutral instead of positive

[a_test_person]

good review

maybe should have given her a neutral instead of positive

How is it a good review? Not one mention of any services offered.  Fucking useless. 

[s0whatsnew?]

good review

maybe should have given her a neutral instead of positive

I'll stay with the positive;  adding the scores up from both sessions and averaging them out would still give a positive.   

[s0whatsnew?]

How is it a good review? Not one mention of any services offered.  Fucking useless. 

You're right, no mention of services offered as if from a menu.  Thats because the first session didn't consist of services; was more like 2 friends having fun together.  The second sesh had one major service: grade A bitchery which i described as valid for a bdsm experience.   

[punther]

How is it a good review? Not one mention of any services offered.  Fucking useless. 

it was a good review as he gave a good reflection of what her personality is like which would make other punters possibly not want to see her based on her inconsistency of attitude

as far as services he's clarified what he got

she does offer FS ans OWO if that is what you wanted to know

[dieseldriver]

Supposed to see her yesterday evening, but things didn't go according to plan. After leading a carnival in full number 1 pipe band uniform, I was sweating buckets. Not only that, I'm a drummer in the band, and those drums are not featherweight!
However, at the end of it the tee shirt I wear under my regimental jacket was soaked through, feet and socks full of sweat, and needed to shower. So called her explaining I need to shower on arrival. Only to be told "there's a problem with the water in the building and its turned off". So said, OK but I can't come to you like this. On hearing this she became annoyed, telling me I like sweaty men, I have some liters of water you can wash with". But I declined. She then became more angry telling me in a raised voice "you come to see me, I told my friends I'm busy tonight" plus a few more mouthfuls. So to shut her up, I said on my way and will call you from the town square. Bollocks I did! With attitude like that going home.

But was the water turned off? First review on her stated a nice bathroom and shower. And where did the liters of water come from? But I'd still like to see her. Gotta make peace with her somehow?

[destiny2016uk]

Good review from the OP.

Good to see BDSM reviews here which are few and far between on UKP

[winkywanky]

it was a good review as he gave a good reflection of what her personality is like which would make other punters possibly not want to see her based on her inconsistency of attitude

as far as services he's clarified what he got

she does offer FS and OWO if that is what you wanted to know

...but only if you manage to get her in a chickenwing-over-the-shoulder-crossface from which she can't escape 

[winkywanky]

She looks very interesting.

And she has bigger quads than mine! 

[Fuzzyduck]

I'll stay with the positive;  adding the scores up from both sessions and averaging them out would still give a positive.

Or perhaps post 2 reviews. Clearly a positive for the first one and, by the sounds of it, a neutral for the 2nd one.

[winkywanky]

A 2nd review of the same WG by the same member within the same year is not allowed?

But updating an existing review thread is allowed, which is in effect what whatsnew has done.

[Fuzzyduck]

A 2nd review of the same WG by the same member within the same year is not allowed?

But updating an existing review thread is allowed, which is in effect what whatsnew has done.

"Note the following forum rule on re-reviews: "Only one positive review thread can be posted for a service provider by one member per 12 month period, the exception is if the new positive review is for a threesome or more booking. This 12-month restriction only applies to positive reviews, not neutral or negative (they can be posted anytime after a positive review). During the 12-month period a member can add their new positive reviews to their existing review thread in the form of a reply."

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[winkywanky]

Thanks for the additional clarification Fuzzy 

[winkywanky]

Somewhat worryingly for me, looking at where she operates from, I shall be within a very close distance of her probably early next week  .

Luckily she has a very realistic rate  .

[destiny2016uk]

She looks very fit for her age

[winkywanky]

She can probably crack walnuts between her thighs maybe that's her party trick? 

[Stevensmiles]

it was a good review as he gave a good reflection of what her personality is like which would make other punters possibly not want to see her based on her inconsistency of attitude

as far as services he's clarified what he got

she does offer FS ans OWO if that is what you wanted to know

There’s no mention of full service on her enjoys list although I do see OWO (at discretion)

I seem to recall this lady advertised at a higher price just a year or so ago.

[s0whatsnew?]

Somewhat worryingly for me, looking at where she operates from, I shall be within a very close distance of her probably early next week  .

Luckily she has a very realistic rate  .

You're hooked, Winky, I can feel it!    Go for it,  we need someone else's opinion here.   Just had another look at her fotos and realize that they are around 10 years out of date.   Don't let that put you off, you don't go to a bdsm for looks.   Have fun.