Author Topic: EliseKennedyUK - Glasgow  (Read 4830 times)


3 review(s) for EliseKennedyUK (3 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Littlebluebastard

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1 hours £250

Last week decided to try something different and Elise stuck out. Checked the price and thought it was abit steep but stuck with it. Not something I'd do everytime.

Comms were good text and arranged a visit the same day with no hassle. Quick phone call to confirm and all good.

Location was plenty parking (was later on in the evening not sure about during the day )and a decent sized flat, quirky and clean. Buzzer to get in so no waiting about. Not the best entrance to a flat but not dodgey either.

met at the door by a tall blonde with just over shoulder length height. Stunning black lingerie on and she is tidy. Offered a shower and accepted bathroom clean and clean towel given, got asked for a kiss before I went in the shower which was dfk with some touching and feeling from both sides. Money handed over, shower over and done with and into the action. Some dfk again and then straight into her knees to some owo. Deep sloppy bj with loads of eye contact and plenty of gagging and spitting. Probably best I've ever had without being fluffy. Onto the bed and some 69, she was clean tasting but no shaven. Again with the spitting and good bj. I gave her ago for abit to which she was quite responsive and allowed fingering. Got her on top, some doggy and then finished with mish. Some general chit chat and on my way 5 with mins to spare. Foreplay took a considerable time as I didn't want to stop her so only time for one pop. She did say I could've twice but I took my time with one.

All in all good punt. Blowjob was amazing, sex was decent but 250 quid, at that price I'd struggle to do regular visits. Was good for a once or twice a year thing.

Probably get slated for this but I had the money so why not give it a chance. Seen there wasnt much about her on here and decided not to play safe for once.


Offline Littlebluebastard

** forgot some things, not sure how to edit etc. Age is not 22 I'd say a few year onto that 26 at most so not worth a downvote. Body is very tidy and facially a 9/10. The tattoos all over do it for me as well.

Offline DickDiver

Excellent. Her first review.

Can you confirm whether she has indeed got a golden fanny lined with mother of pearl?

Offline perfect 10

Excellent. Her first review.

Can you confirm whether she has indeed got a golden fanny lined with mother of pearl?
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Offline youngatheart

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Excellent. Her first review.



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.Haud the bus - if folk were scared off of providing a "first review" then this would be a fecking quiet site.


And it isnae her FIRST review.

Maybe you cannae count as high as two DICK !!!
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« Last Edit: September 30, 2018, 01:06:46 am by youngatheart »
Banned reason: Fuck you cunt
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Offline Littlebluebastard

Tbh I enjoyed everything but the price, so still a positive from me.

Offline Happyjose


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.Haud the bus - if folk were scared off of providing a "first review" then this would be a fecking quiet site.


And it isnae her FIRST review.

Maybe you cannae count as high as two DICK !!!
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In response to your report to Admin, I would suggest that in fact you did not have a valid reason for reporting DD’s post, and from a cursory glance at the quality of your reply quoted above it would appear more likely you had been on the sauce whilst contributing

This prossie has been discussed before regarding her pricing and profile and does sound completely up her own arse, so difficult to see what your actual problem is?

Total waste of Admins time


Offline The Man With No Name

This prossie has been discussed before regarding her pricing and profile and does sound completely up her own arse, so difficult to see what your actual problem is?

Agreed.

Regardless of how much you enjoyed the punt, the vfm aspect always has to be taken into account. This isn't London and she isn't Madison Ivy. At 250 hour she'd also need to have a magic fanny (and willing arsehole) to have me spunking every 10 min, happily swallow every drop of what was left and submissively beg me for more and more. Her likes list suggests she wouldn't be willing to go anywhere near any of that.

As I recently mentioned on another post, I've had two hot girls swap my cum for 100 quid less than this last year. And that still left plenty of time to shag them both rotten, after watching them get it on. You could also potentially have a 45 min lesbian three-way with this properly stunning pair External Link/Members Only External Link/Members Only and get them to do the same, for what you've just coughed up. I've also done girls up the arse - perhaps not younger and GND prettier, but still very hot - and far dirtier, sexier and with proper pornstar bodies, begging for my cum, all for 60 quid.

At the end of the day you've paid a quarter of a grand for only one round of what very much sounds like relatively enthusiastic but still very vanilla sex, you describe as "decent", with a girl you describe as "tidy" and even left early, (possibly including shower time as well, but perhaps you can clarify). The whole extended foreplay thing, with her then mentioning you could cum twice, sounds as much of a time-wasting tactic as anything, effectively only leaving you time for one pop and not enough for her to have to take a proper, hard, much longer pounding for round two.

Sorry to piss all over your parade, but it's not intentional as your other reviews as a relatively new member are much appreciated. Going by them, however, you do seem to be far too forgiving with your critique and far too forthcoming with your money, relative to the service you can still get, whilst paying far less in these parts. What you got here was what most other punters and myself would consider to be less than the absolute minimum for what you paid. I'd therefore describe this as a neutral at the absolute best.

Offline Uncle Buck



Regardless of how much you enjoyed the punt, the vfm aspect always has to be taken into account.

I've had two hot girls swap my cum for 100 quid less than this last year. And that still left plenty of time to shag them both rotten........................................

I'd therefore describe this as a neutral at the absolute best.

The OP is absolutely entitled to rate this experience is any way he sees fit. That’s the great think about reading reviews - the subjectivity is the thing that differentiates each review and punt. Unless you have visited and reviewed, I’m not sure how you can possibly describe the OPs experience as neutral at best. We’re you there?

I’m sure the OP will be enthused to hear that you shagged rotten 2 SPs for almost half the price. GoCompare will be nervously looking over their shoulder.

Just thought I mention it.

UB


Offline DickDiver


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And it isnae her FIRST review.

Maybe you cannae count as high as two DICK !!!
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Gosh. Someone's struggling with their hormones this weekend!

Offline The Man With No Name

The OP is absolutely entitled to rate this experience is any way he sees fit. That’s the great think about reading reviews - the subjectivity is the thing that differentiates each review and punt. Unless you have visited and reviewed, I’m not sure how you can possibly describe the OPs experience as neutral at best. We’re you there?

I’m sure the OP will be enthused to hear that you shagged rotten 2 SPs for almost half the price. GoCompare will be nervously looking over their shoulder.

Just thought I mention it.

UB

Of course every review is subjective. But there needs to be at least degree of objectivity, otherwise there's no point in writing it for others to read. And where one is lacking in perceived objectivity, I think it's not just fair, but beneficial for other members, especially more experienced ones, to bring it into context. This is the only reason I mentioned the fact I got a threesome for (not half the price, think it was 160 actually, but still) considerably less money - not because I'm massively proud of the fact I paid two good-looking women to fuck them.

To repeat myself:
Regardless of how much you enjoyed the punt, the vfm aspect always has to be taken into account.
Going by his reviews, the OP is clearly a big spender and isn't overly concerned about this, but the vast majority of punters (probably including yourself) clearly are. Otherwise we'd all be happily shagging the likes of this one, and other over-priced tarts every week, and this forum wouldn't exist. But even then, I'd even argue most punters who regularly spend this much on a single meet would expect far more in terms of services offered.

And while you can argue this is simply my own subjective take on a subjective review, I'd argue it's one that many share. After all, especially when it comes to punting, what more is objectivity than a perceived consensus of subjectivity?

As for Go Compare, one thing I think we can all objectively agree on, is that fat fuck who continually disrupts our telly would be far more tolerable singing about the best deals on hoors, than the institutionalised arse-fucking that is car insurance.  :D

Offline DickDiver

Tbh I enjoyed everything but the price, so still a positive from me.

Absolutely your call littlebluebastard. Glad you found a good punt.

The high class hoor came on here like a wrecking ball in a china shop and got banned for having a bad attitude. She'll not be some punters cup of tea at any price.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=66228.50
« Last Edit: September 30, 2018, 04:40:53 pm by DickDiver »

Offline TommyMoundfrigger

As soon as i saw 1 hours £250 i stopped reading.
But thanks for taking the time to review.

Offline The Man With No Name

Absolutely your call littlebluebastard. Glad you found a good punt.

The high class hoor came on here like a wrecking ball in a china shop and got banned for having a bad attitude. She'll not be some punters cup of tea at any price.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=66228.50

Hah! Smug little bastard.

Thing is, she won't be stupid enough not to well know she'd make far more long-term if she cut her prices, but her head's clearly too far up her own arse for that. Fittingly, the only person she's fucking is herself as she dusts her phone.

Still with an attitude like that, you'd still be tempted to book, pay, watch where stashes the money, pump her utterly rotten with her hands clinging to bed sheets, then steal it back and simply run off like the Gingerbread Man.  :dance:

Offline Littlebluebastard



Sorry to piss all over your parade, but it's not intentional as your other reviews as a relatively new member are much appreciated. Going by them, however, you do seem to be far too forgiving with your critique and far too forthcoming with your money, relative to the service you can still get, whilst paying far less in these parts. What you got here was what most other punters and myself would consider to be less than the absolute minimum for what you paid. I'd therefore describe this as a neutral at the absolute best.

I do appreciate peoples opinion on here and this is why I post the reviews. I dont however have years of experience unlike some on here so I review how I see fit. I can only compare to the other experiences I have. However when I do get more experience and I do decide to go back to her, I will post another review and possibly make it a neutral. But until then I'll stick with what I've posted. And as for being a high spender. I dont do this alot so to start off with I need to see what prices are in relative to experience hence why I tried her out, enjoyed the experience so gave it a positive.

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OP, it's your money mate and your review.  Spend and review as you see fit, not how others see fit; but try not to take offence to differing opinions or advice, unless of course, people are being something other than helpful. Comments can and do get too personal on here at times, but don't think anyone is trying to belittle you.

Tend to agree with UB here. Every word he said.

The price was always going to be a dealbreaker for many, but it's up to her to charge what she likes at the end of the day, and clearly, people are paying it, so it's a basic yay or nay for the individual. We all have different likes, tastes, experiences, prejudices and bank balances, and will ultimately do what suits us on a personal level.  If she wasn't getting people paying it, her rates would, and may still, go down.

Not sure i'd pay that amount of cash OP, but, to each his own, and thanks for taking the tie to write the review  :hi:
« Last Edit: September 30, 2018, 08:39:04 pm by moosehead69 »

Offline Happyjose

We should be thankful she’s willing to share her opinion of punters

Good luck finding a bad review for me, my darlings.
I'm actually so very down to earth, I just don't want rude cheapskate bastards as clients.
If that means I'm stuck with the multi-millionaires, so be it ;)

Happy wanking! x

The suggestion that my prices aren't realistic is frankly laughable. You clearly can't afford me, which I'm thankful for.

I'll just leave this here x


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Reminds me of that Emily bird a few months back. How dare you call me munter!  :D

Well OP. I’ll revise my comments on paying her prices. She’s getting fuck all from me ever, with that deluded, arrogant attitude.

Wouldn’t pump her for £20 now. Even if she looks like a catwalk model, her attitude is ugly.


Offline The Man With No Name

Reminds me of that Emily bird a few months back. How dare you call me munter!  :D

Well OP. I’ll revise my comments on paying her prices. She’s getting fuck all from me ever, with that deluded, arrogant attitude.

Wouldn’t pump her for £20 now. Even if she looks like a catwalk model, her attitude is ugly.

Quite. She also suggests on her profile we all have a wank if we don't want to pay her prices.

Even if I became King Sultan of Saudi or whatever the fat cunt's called, I'd rather wank for free than even pay to keep her sort fed and watered as a concubine in my harem.  :D

OP, it's your money mate and your review.  Spend and review as you see fit, not how others see fit; but try not to take offence to differing opinions or advice, unless of course, people are being something other than helpful. Comments can and do get too personal on here at times, but don't think anyone is trying to belittle you.

Tend to agree with UB here. Every word he said.

The price was always going to be a dealbreaker for many, but it's up to her to charge what she likes at the end of the day, and clearly, people are paying it, so it's a basic yay or nay for the individual. We all have different likes, tastes, experiences, prejudices and bank balances, and will ultimately do what suits us on a personal level.  If she wasn't getting people paying it, her rates would, and may still, go down.

Not sure i'd pay that amount of cash OP, but, to each his own, and thanks for taking the tie to write the review  :hi:

Each to their own, of course. Perhaps getting fucked by a hooker's prices as well as her pussy is all part of the kink. But the general point I was trying to make was that there's better looking girls at half the price who do far more.

If the OP properly realised this I doubt he'd have booked her in the first place. He'd also have a realised that no matter how much a bird spends on a bra and g-string, it doesn't make them any better-looking. Nor does all that fake glitz and glamour courtesan horseshit, and charging double that of comparable girls, make them a better, more engaging ride.

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Quite. She also suggests on her profile we all have a wank if we don't want to pay her prices.

Even if I became King Sultan of Saudi or whatever the fat cunt's called, I'd rather wank for free than even pay to keep her sort fed and watered as a concubine in my harem.  :D

Each to their own, of course. Perhaps getting fucked by a hooker's prices as well as her pussy is all part of the kink. But the general point I was trying to make was that there's better looking girls at half the price who do far more.

If the OP properly realised this I doubt he'd have booked her in the first place. He'd also have a realised that no matter how much a bird spends on a bra and g-string, it doesn't make them any better-looking. Nor does all that fake glitz and glamour courtesan horseshit, and charging double that of comparable girls, make them a better, more engaging ride.

Just to clarify and prevent the review being hi jacked  This particular tart is way overpriced for your liking however the Op is entitled to write his own review so long as that review is agreeable to your opinion on this particular tart. Or am I way off the mark

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Quite. She also suggests on her profile we all have a wank if we don't want to pay her prices.

Even if I became King Sultan of Saudi or whatever the fat cunt's called, I'd rather wank for free than even pay to keep her sort fed and watered as a concubine in my harem.  :D

Each to their own, of course. Perhaps getting fucked by a hooker's prices as well as her pussy is all part of the kink. But the general point I was trying to make was that there's better looking girls at half the price who do far more.

If the OP properly realised this I doubt he'd have booked her in the first place. He'd also have a realised that no matter how much a bird spends on a bra and g-string, it doesn't make them any better-looking. Nor does all that fake glitz and glamour courtesan horseshit, and charging double that of comparable girls, make them a better, more engaging ride.

The glitz, glamour, expensive clothing etc I’m sensing doesn’t do it for you, but it may well be important to others. As is the allure of a more upmarket escort. I’m not saying she’s upmarket how’ve er, I’ve mever met her.

For an escort to call herself a courtesan. I’d expect her to be cultured, educated, experienced to a high level in her craft and glamorous and a great hostess. Physical appearance is subjective however. But all that would matter.

If he thinks she was good and worth the money. Who are we to disagree? The expensive underwear Could we’ll be a must for him.  For many people lingerie is a massive turn on, a kink even. Some even have fetishes for certain items of clothing. We don’t know his back story.

She may not be worth it to us, but this is a game with very varied tastes, expectations and requirements.

I wouldn’t pay  a score to take a piss on her dial, after seeing that attitude, but hey, that’s just my take on her. The OP is his own man.

That’s the beauty of this site. So many types of punter.

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The glitz, glamour, expensive clothing etc I’m sensing doesn’t do it for you, but it may well be important to others. As is the allure of a more upmarket escort. I’m not saying she’s upmarket how’ve er, I’ve mever met her.

For an escort to call herself a courtesan. I’d expect her to be cultured, educated, experienced to a high level in her craft and glamorous and a great hostess. Physical appearance is subjective however. But all that would matter.

If he thinks she was good and worth the money. Who are we to disagree? The expensive underwear Could we’ll be a must for him.  For many people lingerie is a massive turn on, a kink even. Some even have fetishes for certain items of clothing. We don’t know his back story.

She may not be worth it to us, but this is a game with very varied tastes, expectations and requirements.

I wouldn’t pay  a score to take a piss on her dial, after seeing that attitude, but hey, that’s just my take on her. The OP is his own man.

That’s the beauty of this site. So many types of punter.
Some really good points made by yourself and TMWNN...  :thumbsup:

Obviously the OP had money to burn and it's his choice and his rating...Doubt I would ever spend that on an hour meet, or 150hh tbh...

Looks are important to me in a booking, but more so is service provided...If the WG has no face pics up and is slightly disappointing facially but is a good Fuck/enthusiastic, then I can live with that...Maybe not so much if it's the other way about though...Good looking, but can't be arsed/lacks enthusiasm...I would be more inclined to neutral, or even NEG the latter, depending...Ideally, good looking and good service is what I'm after, and these will always be the girls I repeat visit... :angelgirl: :dancegirl:

Based on what the OP has said himself in his review, I would definitely say there is better out there and for far less money...I'll stick with them thanks  :dance:...But hey ho...To each their own... :hi:


Offline The Man With No Name

Just to clarify and prevent the review being hi jacked  This particular tart is way overpriced for your liking however the Op is entitled to write his own review so long as that review is agreeable to your opinion on this particular tart. Or am I way off the mark

Way off. My interpretation of this is that you're implying I only value his review if I agree with it, which is bollocks. I've never at any point said anything here that could be construed as this. As I already said, the point of being a member of this forum is not only to review girls you've shagged, but also give your perspective on the reviews of others. Just because I don't agree with a review doesn't mean I consider it having no value.

I'd very likely go nowhere near her as I simply couldn't enjoy a punt, knowing it's very poor value for money. But I could win the lottery this week and therefore fancy an expensive shag ASAP. This one might not be top of my list, but she might be the only one available at the time when my first millionaire stauner stands to. I might not like the idea in principle of paying "elite" London, baws-deep anal, pornstar prices for a standard Glasgow vanilla punt. But at the time I could very well say, "Fuck it, what's 100 quid when I've just won 100 million and I want to stick my dick in something hot now?" At least I'll know from this review she's a reasonable shag, if still overpriced. Point is, there's value in every review, as I'm sure someone else with money to burn will read this, pay it, shag her and enjoy it - even if for pure convenience as it happens to suit them, if nothing else.

Alternatively, he could write glowing a review saying how much he enjoyed paying a grand to watch a morbidly obese, ugly bird eat a giant bag of crisps, as he wanked for an hour before blowing his muck into the empty packet. I'd guess most of us would tell him he's mad, but it's his right to pay it, do it, write it, and it's our right to say what we think of it. It's why we're all members.


The glitz, glamour, expensive clothing etc I’m sensing doesn’t do it for you, but it may well be important to others. As is the allure of a more upmarket escort. I’m not saying she’s upmarket how’ve er, I’ve mever met her.

For an escort to call herself a courtesan. I’d expect her to be cultured, educated, experienced to a high level in her craft and glamorous and a great hostess. Physical appearance is subjective however. But all that would matter.

If he thinks she was good and worth the money. Who are we to disagree? The expensive underwear Could we’ll be a must for him.  For many people lingerie is a massive turn on, a kink even. Some even have fetishes for certain items of clothing. We don’t know his back story.

She may not be worth it to us, but this is a game with very varied tastes, expectations and requirements.

I wouldn’t pay  a score to take a piss on her dial, after seeing that attitude, but hey, that’s just my take on her. The OP is his own man.

That’s the beauty of this site. So many types of punter.

On the contrary, I love a bit of sexy lingerie - sometimes even being a must - but is always certainly a turn-on and can only add to proceedings. But even as a fan of it, I doubt I could tell the difference between Ann Summers and Agent Provocateur most of the time. The point is that girls don't need to need to spend 50 quid on a string of material that goes up their arse crack and pass the charge onto the punter, when they could spend a fiver, given he isn't going to know the difference.

Nor does this one need to charge what she does, when I'd expect better looking girls offering more services for 100 quid less to still provide a refined, professional, classy, memorable experience to the absolute best of their ability. Are you honestly going to tell me her service and attitude was 100 quid better than others who charge 150 an hour? I know you aren't, but my point is that nothing in his review suggested it was. Bet the cow buys her pants at Ann Summers as well. However, I simply reinforce the fact, as it's the one you seem to be missing, that - just like us - he'd likely never have considered her, had he already had what the rest of us would consider to be a great punt at 150. But once more, it's his right it pay it, his right to positively review it and our right to disagree.

Based on what the OP has said himself in his review, I would definitely say there is better out there and for far less money...I'll stick with them thanks  :dance:...But hey ho...To each their own... :hi:

Exactly this, as I've already said. Amen