Well I hadn’t planned any fun, as my work schedule was full and I wish now I hadn’t bothered. Phoned Amour as I’d liked the sound of Layla’s stats, and was told by the lass on the phone she was a “Dorty Cockney Milf”…..
Time was at a premium so £60 for 30 minutes, got the address straight away and headed off for the booking time. Arrived and the Property didn’t look the “Best” from the outside, and inside had to “Climb” over an old double bed in the corridor, bedroom looks clean and tidy ish.
£60 for 30 minutes
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I’d say that she’s older early to mid 50’s and a size 14, but carries it well as she’s tallish, and her hair could have done with brushing. Paperwork sorted, a bit snogging then kit off and onto the bed, at this stage I noticed a slight “Odour” which I couldn’t put my finger on, was like stale tab smoke, more snogging and fingering and “Whoosh” she’s gushing all over the place. Some oral by her and wanking, well more wanking than oral. The oral was “Light” and not the best, then time for the Mac and she climbed on, and rode away. All the time I was getting a “Whiff” of whatever which was wanting me gone. So a bit of doggy and another “Whiff” I thought she was giving me some SBD (Silent but Deadly) farts here. So flipped her over and went for gold as I wanted to be gone, it didn’t take long to finish as I wanted out. Didn’t ask about a shower just used the wipes to clean myself up, and that’s when I noticed something on the wipes I was putting down after using them. It was “Shit” not mine but hers, she’d shit herself at some stage and that was what the “Whiffs” where and now it was all over me fekin conkers……
I used must of the packet of wipes to make sure I was clean before heading of home for a “Deep Clean” of me “Wedding Tackle” in the shower.
“Dorty Cockney Milf”…..Fekin Understatement, indeed……………….
