External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyLast minute punt request for this Romanian bird. Had her on my HL for a while so thought I’d give it a go. Called her, not best English speaker but time agreed and OWO agreed and she text me the address. I’d read on this site the neutral and negative reviews but I was horny af and she was close and reasonably priced and her pics look incredible. 30 mins booked.
Now, I get to the flat, I call and no answer. Called back within 2 mins and it is Christine saying that she can’t see me as she double booked and I can see her friend who is “just as hot”. I flat out refused, I’m not walking in blind and tbh I’d been perving on her pics for a while. Right, night over. 2 mins later I get a call saying, I’ll be ready in five mins. I confirmed that it has to be her and no one else. Was worried about a bait and switch but the other reviews said that they’d seen the girls in the pics.
I head up and it is the girl in the pics. She is FUCKING FIT!
Positives
Her looks. Face is beautiful. Great big tits. Slim body. Def the type of body I go for. Arse looked so tight. Was thinking how I’d love to bang that.
Negatives
Nearly everything else.
Firstly, she gets paid and leaves the room for two mins saying, get undressed and I’ll be back. She comes back and instantly strips, doesn’t give me a chance to take her clothes off. Ok whatever, not the end of the world. As per other reviews, no Fk at all. I tried, she clarified pretty quickly it’s a no. (Profile says FK). Unlike other reviews, I got OWO, however I had to ask. She assumed it was OW and I said no. I said we agreed on the phone it was OWO. This is where I realised I spoke to another girl when booking. She said show me text that agreed. I said she agreed on the phone. She reluctantly agreed, (mood killer). She rips out a wipe and rubs my cock down before coming near it. Wasn’t great head but wasn’t terrible either. Def not deepthroat and used her hand to stroke up and down as she licked and sucked the head of my cock,
She does that for about 2-3 mins then says, “now we have sex”. It was all so mechanical. We bang in missionary and I ask her to get on top for some cg. Great view of her really stunning body and tits!
I ask to switch to doggy, she actually huffed. WTF. Bend over you silly cow so I can fuck you and leave. I’m not in a good mood, she bends over, she asks me to go slow putting her hand over her pussy to stop me going deep. I try going as deep as possible and pound her hard so I can cum quick. In all honesty I was struggling to cum now. I mean, she’s fucking hot but so fucking boring. She had no interest. She said to me “this is taking too long”. I’m 15 mins into my 30 min booking ffs the cheeky fuck. She said let me help finish you and took of my condom to wank me off. I thought she was gonna suck me off again but it was basically just a HJ. At this point I said, let me help and I want to cum on your boobs. She agreed and specified no face.
I ask her to lie down where she is almost breaking her neck trying to avoid any cum coming her way.

I am close to cumming so I aim my cock at her chest and start to unload quite a big load. (Had been a few days and had built up a load). After the first couple squirts I aimed a little higher and caught her cheek as she turned away and swore at me. I apologised profusely saying it was an accident and then I’m out the door within 90 seconds without talking.
As far as punts go, she’s def one of the worst I’ve had. But she is so fucking sexy. Its a shame really.
A little more effort and she may have become neutral rather than negative just on looks and little effort alone. Lol
I won’t be returning.