Moist Jade, Liverpool Street

[Punter669]

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Profile Name: Moist Jade (07709184238)

Location: A few minutes walk from Liverpool Street Station.

Services:  OWO, Penetration (Protected), DFK

Price: £170 – 60 Mins

Communication: No problems.

Physical Appearance: Above average looking, Very long hair.

Age: I would opine early 30's

Height: 5’2/5'3

Dress Size: Size 8

Nationality: Brazilian
 
Hygiene: No issues
 
Service: 

Very busy part of London. I like to drive for my punts but after seeing Jade's good reviews, decided to break my rule and uber it.

She buzzed me in and up climbed up to her apartment.

Got in and I'm greeted with a shitload of shoes in the corridor.

She closed the door after a spot of hide and seek and I finally got to see her. Unfortunately, despite being smiley and friendly enough, I wasn't that attracted to her. She seemed very man made and fake. Even her approach to the punt was OTT professional. She began by taking the funds and then asking what I liked and didn't like. Not the best way to start off GFE, unless your idea of the ideal girlfriend is Theresa May.

Room was spotless, she had everything prepared and ready for the appointment.

Her performance was good, but (for me) wasn't worth the money. I've had better punts (granted, with girls less professional) for less. DFK was little too deep for my liking, mouth wide open and thrusting your tongue down my throat isn't for me.
OWO was good (I've had better before and since.. More reviews to follow). Cowgirl was okay but all in all, like the girl herself, the punt was above average at next. Definitely not worth the money.

UKP has been good to me, discovered a few amazing ones but sadly this wasn't one of them.


Timekeeping: Perfect
 
Positives:
 
Experienced (maybe a bit too experienced)
Good OWO
 
Neutral:
 
Location
Too professional

Negatives: Cost and overall feeling I had at the end.
 
Would I visit again: Unless she moves out of the city and drops her hourly rate by £50, no chance.
 

[The Film Director]

OP, was this meant to be rated positive - doesn't sound like it ? 

[Punter669]

Shit, I'm still new to this
It was meant to be Neutral.

[Mr Girth]

I'm amazed at the fact Jade has been working in London for a few years now yet only has 20 reviews on here.

If she dropped her rate to £150 I'd return to see her as soon as I could. But that extra £20 is just too much.

[mrx007]

That's a shame, I have been meaning to treat myself to another meeting with her.

"Treat myself" is due to her rates.

I have seen her many times in the past (closest I can remember to being a regular almost) in the days when she was £60, then £70, then drew the line at £80 for half hour.

In her days in MK she was £60 and used to  swallow more often than not. Great girl in those days. I thought she was gorgeous and it can be  a bit subjective but she's been sucking and fucking for a few years now so maybe she doesn't look as hot.

She really must have had thousands of cocks in her mouth and pussy. I mean thousands!!!