English Millii - Glasgow

[Littlebluebastard]

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HH for £80 couple of weeks back

Comms- had text her before and got a few dodgey replies, but when I text this time she seemed to actually know what was going on so arranged a time the same day.

Location- got parked no problem as was a city centre hotel. Given the room number through texts and up no problem.

The meet - answered the door which at that point I thought I'd made a good choice, around 5ft6 and a decent size 10. Lovely pair of tits on her and a cracking body. She is very chavvy in her looks and her accent but I like that now and again. Asked for a shower in which I was told yeah through there.  Walked into the bathroom to atleast 4 or 5 towels lying on the floor. I know other punters have been but atleast hang the towels up love. Shower not too bad as it's a hotel.
Out the shower and received a fairly good bit of owo, was definitely up there with the best so no complaints there. Allowed fingering for abit, I think she would have just had the oral for the full hh if I hadnt moved her on as I was getting close to the tipping point. On with the bag and into doggy then mish. From the owo I was expecting the sex to be amazing, it wasnt it was boring.

Overall not the worst punt but the blowjob saved it.
Would probably return for a plan b or c

[The Man With No Name]

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HH for £80 couple of weeks back

Comms- had text her before and got a few dodgey replies, but when I text this time she seemed to actually know what was going on so arranged a time the same day.

Location- got parked no problem as was a city centre hotel. Given the room number through texts and up no problem.

The meet - answered the door which at that point I thought I'd made a good choice, around 5ft6 and a decent size 10. Lovely pair of tits on her and a cracking body. She is very chavvy in her looks and her accent but I like that now and again. Asked for a shower in which I was told yeah through there.  Walked into the bathroom to atleast 4 or 5 towels lying on the floor. I know other punters have been but atleast hang the towels up love. Shower not too bad as it's a hotel.
Out the shower and received a fairly good bit of owo, was definitely up there with the best so no complaints there. Allowed fingering for abit, I think she would have just had the oral for the full hh if I hadnt moved her on as I was getting close to the tipping point. On with the bag and into doggy then mish. From the owo I was expecting the sex to be amazing, it wasnt it was boring.

Overall not the worst punt but the blowjob saved it.
Would probably return for a plan b or c

Very chavy in her communication as well. Couldn't make head or tail of what she was trying to text me when I enquired one night and put me right off. A sad mix of Nokia-speak from 15 years ago and general unintelligible gibberish. I've honestly had messages from foreigners that can't speak a word of English that've made more sense.

Realise staying right till the very end of high school probably isn't that beneficial to a hooker, but she clearly never made it past primary.

[Mr Fun]

Text had similar experience just a lot of gibberish, this was over a few days & numerous text on recent tour of a Glasgow she had no idea what was discussed the day before & what was agreed had to go over the same shit decided to scatty for me & disorganised.

[WorkingLateInTheOffice]

Interesting to see she performed owo.  It's not on her likes list and when I enquired recently she said she didn't do it.  I dropped it and moved on. Her text was a it bit flakey too.

[Littlebluebastard]

I had tried a few times via text before and thought "not a chance" but I must've got her on a good day as comms weren't too bad so thought I'd try it.

[Gunner1]

Also messaged her on 2 occasions as her pics do look really good and was put off by her replies.

[The Man With No Name]

No FK on the list either, which is always a deal-breaker.

Yet she does seem to offer it now and again, according to one review on here and a phone conversation I had with her as long as I "brushed (my) teeth". Odd, flaky setup all-round.

Don't get me wrong, if she was more local I'd probably have given her a quick bash, at least to try, by now. But nae chance I'm hoofing it all the way into Charing Cross to the top of Lenny Henry Towers when she cannae string a simple text together.