Author Topic: LindaLovemuch - Twickenham  (Read 2677 times)


19 review(s) for LindaLovemuch (11 positive, 2 neutral, 6 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline francescototti

Saw her for 1 hour at a flat in Twickenham, 5 mins walk from Twickenham train station. Price - £150. Date - 13th September 2018

Now I was planning to see one of the girl's from my personal hotlist but received no reply via text or phone call, then I tried to contact another girl from my hotlist but no reply either, so I tried LindaLovemuch, as she was based in west London, so I didn't have to travel far  :music:.   So I texted her around 9pm and recieved instant reply saying she was based in Twickenham.  So I booked 1 hour slot for 11pm. 

She gave me the post code and I made my way there via train.  I got there around 15 mins early and I replied to her and she said she is having shower and to contact her close to 11pm.  Now it's 10:55pm I texted her for door number and she replied, getting ready give me 5 mins.  11pm now and I text her back and got a reply almost ready baby, I'll call you when I'm ready.  I give it 10 mins and no reply yet and I'm starting to think I'm being stood up lol I say to myself if I haven't heard anything by 11:15pm, I'm going home for a wank as I doubt I'll be able to book another girl at this time  :thumbsdown:  at 11:13pm she calls saying sorry baby I'm ready and gives the door number.  I ring the buzzer and she lets me in.  There's a set of stairs going up to the flat and the lights are off and it's pitch black. Luckly I have decent eyes lol then she turns lights on and I quickly go up stairs and then she turns the lights off and It's pitch black, but I'm almost at the top of the stairs now (why don't you leave the lights on ffs  :wackogirl:

I get in and it's basically a room with en suite bathroom and double bed with lights dimmed out like a romantic night in  :sarcastic: She's in her black underwear and offeres me a shower which I accept as Ive been walking around the road for 30 mins plus waiting to get in lol I give her the cash and she offeres me a beer or wine, I accept beer and she goes to other room where pimp/ friend is there, speaking in Portuguese I believe, I take my clothes off and take a quick shower.

She gives me a clean towel and when I walk into bathroom, the floor is slightly wet, so she must have taken a shower as she said on the phone.  I come out and she hands me the glass of beer and starts rubbing her huge butt on my cock whilst looking at the huge wardrobe mirrors, turns around and gives the wettest snog I've ever had, tongue down my throat like a lizard (I'm not really keen on this kind of kissing but don't mind it, I thought King tarzan would love this stuff  :sarcastic: )
Now the photos on her AW profile have been photoshopped as she looks quite toned in those pics but she's not fat nor toned in reality.  Her face I found more attractive than the photos, as in some of the photos her face seems a bit strange but in real life I think she was quite hot.

She put music on and tells me to sit on the bed facing the wardrobe mirros and starts to suck on my erect cock, no deepthroat but good bj imho. This goes on for around 8 mins or so, I ask to fuck her. Her puts condom on with her mouth  :music: and asks for doggy style and tells me where to stand so we can see it via the mirros.  Now it takes time for me to cum so I book 1 hour bookings but fuck me I came within 5 mins in doggy style  :P I don't think I've ever cum in doggy style before but with her dirty talking and leaning backwards to grab my hips and asking to fuck her harder whilst slamming her big backside back I could feel the cum coming out I stopped hoping It wouldn't come out but too late, It's coming out so I continue to pound and cum in the bag.  She's takes the condom off and says good milk  :lol: Her English isn't bad and she calls cum milk lol. 

I have a breather after the big O. Some massage then she is begging for more milk  :cool: more blowjob and she goes on top. I'm hard again and pound her hard as she keeps on saying fuck me harder baby. I can't come again but we both take a 5 mins rest as we are exhausted then she is begging for more milk again and missionary with her legs on my shoulder slamming her hard again and she's saying baby I'm cumming again (probably fake moans tbh  :cool:) but it turned me on and she says she's cum again. I tell her I'm a one pop man and I'm absolutely shattered by now. We chat and I finish the beer, put my clothes on and leave around 12:10am.  Not once did she clock watch and was very friendly and polite. Furthermore, her hygiene was great.

This was more of a PSE than a GFE and felt like I was shooting for a porn film and if I do see her again, I'll book 30 mins session as I get the feeling she wants you to cum quickly and then cum again, again, again   :cool:

She said she is half Brazilian and half Spanish or something of the lines and supports Atletico Madrid.  The only downside was keeping me waiting for almost 15 mins past booking time and other punters without my patience would have left  :music:


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Offline francescototti

No I wouldn't say that mate, but it's huge, I couldn't see half of my cock when doing doggy due to butt but it's nice but not as round as those bubblebutt pornstars, just chunky  :lol:
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Offline woiczeck

She has A levels, were these on the cards or is it an extra?  Do you reckon she is filthy enough to be up for a good anal pounding?  How was her attitude?

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Offline francescototti

She has A levels, were these on the cards or is it an extra?  Do you reckon she is filthy enough to be up for a good anal pounding?  How was her attitude?

I didn't ask for anal, I don't care for it too much, so don't know. She didn't mention any extras to me. Her attitude was great. She kind of takes control of the punt, like she was directing a porno film  :lol:

Good find Peter, how did you find that clip?  :cool:
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I didn't ask for anal, I don't care for it too much, so don't know. She didn't mention any extras to me. Her attitude was great. She kind of takes control of the punt, like she was directing a porno film  :lol:

Good find Peter, how did you find that clip?  :cool:

As the cross-dresser...sorry typographical error there...cross-referencer I am duty bound   :P ;)
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She's a good punt but she's put her price up since I saw her, now 100 quid for 30 minutes. Not worth it imo.

She also likes to text you out of nowhere. Just so people know, don't book her using your real phone.

Offline Trex

She's a good punt but she's put her price up since I saw her, now 100 quid for 30 minutes. Not worth it imo.

She also likes to text you out of nowhere. Just so people know, don't book her using your real phone.

Yes your right she text me out of nowhere it can be annoying sometimes. I'm pretty sure that you still can see her for £80 half hour if your a regular. I did notice she put a price up maybe she getting busy now.

I have seen her 3 times now, so I will write a review on her pretty soon I been very busy lately and yes she very good definitely not a boring punt.

Offline GkTONY25

Is her body the same as it is in her video? Cheers

Offline francescototti

I would say a little higher bodyfat than that video. I'll guess that video was done some years back.