Gumtree Ad: External Link/Members OnlyPhone Number: 07448287880
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Other numbers from ads: 07404519306 07448983821
Duration: 1 Hour +
Paid: £80
Comms: Good. All via text. Door number given when in street.
Location: Stoke Newington N16 7ES. Terraced house oppposite the Common. Minor parking restrictions.
Looks - Anna: 40 plus VAT, about 5'6". Untoned/Saggy size 12, blonde hair, tired looking face. Possibly attractive in a former life. Dressed (as before) like she was doing her housework - jogging bottoms, slippers, casual top.
Looks - Eva: Late 40's, early 50's, about 5'5". Size 12, 14 possibly, short brunette hair, happy, smiley face, slightly better looking than Anna.
Preamble: The Gumtree advert doesn't mention 4 Hands massage. The intel for 4 hands was given to me by Anna on a previous meet.
Review here:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=223398.0Meeting/Service: I visited Anna and Eva a couple of weeks ago. Anna says she is from Czech Republic. Her English is good. Eva speaks close to zero English. The place is messy but appeared clean. It is a self contained bedsit in what probably used to be a living room.
Anna was busy; washing, cleaning and moaning. She exited the room. I was left to deal with Eva (the one that doesn't speak English), regarding the paperwork, services, etc.... FFS, I thought. Why am I inflicting this shit on myself again. I'm beginning to think that I'm a self harmer!
It was near impossible to get any sense out of Eva although she was very smiley throughout and looked at me as if she fancied me. I instantly warmed to her.
Anna returns, moaning and running about like a headless chicken. If only I could learn to embrace this frantic behaviour I might have enjoyed it. Anyway, to cut a long story short...Paperwork sorted, service agreed; 80 notes for 1 hour, 4 hands massage with full service from Eva as the finale.
I had visions of me pounding Eva pornstar fashion while Anna looked on in awe!!
No massage couch here. Straight onto the bed where 2 clean towels had been placed on the part of the bed that didn't have a stackful of clothes placed on it. There is a television above the bed showing a documentary about sealife. Once the lights were dimmed, the perfect mood had been set. Eva removes her clothes down to her knickers, revealing what you'd expect from a 50ish year old. she had smallish, firm tits for her frame and the usual saggy bits between the tits and knees. Eva proceeds to massage my shoulders and back. Anna, still talking shit, is in the background emptying and re-loading the washing machine. She exits the room. Eva continues with the massage eventually reaching down and under to grab a handful of cock! "OK" she says. "Very good" I reply, but in the back of my mind I'm thinking this is gonna be an expensive wank!
Anna finally returns. Eva quickly removes her wandering hand, as if she's not allowed to touch me there yet. Anna joins in with the massage. At last, I'm actually getting what I paid for! Anna focused on my lower half while Eva focused on my upper half. My arse was common area for both. It was a totally shit massage, but intriguing nonetheless, trying to guess who was accidentally brushing my cock on the odd occasion. Eva was the better out the two regarding the massage.
Anna was texting on one of her 'fistful of phones' throughout and even answered one of them at one point. Very poor service from Anna indeed.
Eva on the other hand was very consistant, bordering on monotonous but this was a class act compared to Anna. Please don't think I'm being fluffy here but I was really beginning to like Eva. Bear in mind we cannot communicate, she is happy and smiley and she's grabbed my bollocks after only 15 mins of meeting. She is the perfect woman!
I was getting bored. It seemed like.... too long, so I instigated the turn over, remember my visions of pounding Eva while Anna looked on in awe? I was contemplating that and was eager to please the pair of them. Again, Anna on the bottom half using copious amounts of oil while Eva on the top half being sensible, if not frugal in the oil department, (yawn). I had to literally direct the show or I think they would have both been there forever, massaging, massaging, ........
"I need sucking", I told Anna while gesturing towards Eva and my now erect cock ..... "With a condom" Anna replied. "yes, of course", I said...... Whatever.
On with the mac, Eva starts sucking, Anna leaves the room. Hmmmmmmm...... My visions of voyeuristic porn star ecstasy out the window!
The oral is good but I was expecting OWO. I said "let's fuck", which Eva must have interpreted as "sdimlkrhjigbjm". So I gestured 'jiggy, jiggy' to my best ability. Funnily enough, she understood this. She sat on top of me and rode away. She kissed me (smokey breath) like I was her boyfriend. We changed positions. I banged her in mish on the side of the bed for a few good minutes. It was good, but why wouldn't it be? I could feel the baby gravy starting to stir. I pulled out and ripped the condom off. I used my 'Give us a clue' skills to persuade Eva to kneel down in front of me and give me OWO. She executed this without fail.
Finally I erupted! She took every last drop into her gob. I slowly shuddered to a halt. Fantastic.
We cleaned up. Anna entered the room. I told Anna to compliment Eva on her performance. Foreign language is exchanged between the pair and Eva looks at me and says "Thank you" like I'm doing her a favour.
On returning to the car, I noticed nearly 90 mins had passed.
Final thoughts: I believe I got my moneys worth, hence the positive. Anna has proved herself to be the weakest link. Poor, although fulfilling in our intial encounter and extremely poor in this encounter, with my sweetheart Eva saving the day with her endless love for me.
That's the stark contrast between the two!
Would I return?: Hell Yes...... to get Eva's mobile number!!
