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Duration: 1 Hour
Paid: £40
Comms: Good. All via text. Door number given when in street.
Location: Walthamstow E17 5AT. Terraced house off main road. Parking restrictions.
Looks: 40 plus VAT, About 5'6". Untoned/Saggy size 12, blonde hair, tired looking face. Possibly attractive in a former life. Dressed like she was doing her housework - jogging bottoms, slippers, casual lowish cut top showing ample cleavage.
Meeting/Service: I visited Anna a few weeks ago. She says she is from Czech Republic. Apparently she only rents this room for work and doesn't live here. The place is grubby, but she does use clean towels for the massage couch. Bonus!

Paperwork sorted. She lights a few candles, tells me to undress and get on the massage couch. She exits the room for a while.... about 10 fucking minutes! Seems like forever when you're laying there in your birthday suit in a strange environment.

She returns, and even before opening the door she's moaning about bad day, bad clients, bad this, bad that! FFS! So much for a relaxing massage. Sorry, did I say massage? More like a smothering of half a bottle of baby oil and rubbed all over in no massage style I've ever encountered before. On top of this, and between the moaning, she is asking me 1001 questions about anything and everything.

I'm too fucking polite. I give adequate answers and end up being ".... a really nice man."

Well ain't I chuffed about that. She also makes a funny throaty, echoey noise when she does shut up for the odd minute or two.

The only plus so far about this meeting was the odd brush of my cock which I believe to be purely accidental.
Then it's time to turn over. This must mean we are nearing the end of this torturous encounter. There IS a God.

Then things changed for the better.... I thought nothing to lose here.
As she rubbed my legs I asked if hand relief was included. "Oh, is that what you want?" she said naively. "I can do that for you."

She was down to her last half a bottle of oil and I'm pretty sure the rest of it went on my cock and balls. Meanwhile I was busy having a good ol' grope of everything within reach. I was fumbling about so much that she ended up stepping back and stripping off everything down to her knickers! Obviously because I'm a "very nice man."

She revealed a pear shaped body with large saggy melons.

I complimented her on how great she looked, (again, I'm too polite), thinking this might get me even more than I bargained for. I was right. She wanked me for a good 10 minutes while I squeezed and sucked her tits and groped her arse and pressed against her pussy through her knickers.

I asked for full service.... NO.

I asked for oral.... NO.

I felt the milk of human kindness start to bubble.
I asked to cum on her tits.... YES.

Result! Good girl.

As we cleaned up, she said she does 4 hands with another girl that would do full service and oral.
Note: I set out writing this with a neutral in mind purely because all the negatives mentioned, especially the constant moaning/questions and weird sounds she made. In the end I gave a positive due to the unexpected level of service ultimately provided.
Would I return?: Review of 4 hands encounter to follow shortly.