Anna - Gumtree Massage - Walthamstow

[Xtro]

Gumtree Ad: External Link/Members Only

Phone Number: 07448287880

Current Ads: External Link/Members Only

Other numbers from ads: 07404519306  07448983821

Duration: 1 Hour

Paid: £40

Comms: Good. All via text. Door number given when in street.

Location: Walthamstow E17 5AT. Terraced house off main road. Parking restrictions.

Looks: 40 plus VAT, About 5'6". Untoned/Saggy size 12, blonde hair, tired looking face. Possibly attractive in a former life. Dressed like she was doing her housework - jogging bottoms, slippers, casual lowish cut top showing ample cleavage.

Meeting/Service: I visited Anna a few weeks ago. She says she is from Czech Republic. Apparently she only rents this room for work and doesn't live here. The place is grubby, but she does use clean towels for the massage couch. Bonus! 
Paperwork sorted. She lights a few candles, tells me to undress and get on the massage couch. She exits the room for a while.... about 10 fucking minutes! Seems like forever when you're laying there in your birthday suit in a strange environment. 
She returns, and even before opening the door she's moaning about bad day, bad clients, bad this, bad that! FFS! So much for a relaxing massage. Sorry, did I say massage? More like a smothering of half a bottle of baby oil and rubbed all over in no massage style I've ever encountered before. On top of this, and between the moaning, she is asking me 1001 questions about anything and everything.  I'm too fucking polite. I give adequate answers and end up being ".... a really nice man."    Well ain't I chuffed about that. She also makes a funny throaty, echoey noise when she does shut up for the odd minute or two.    The only plus so far about this meeting was the odd brush of my cock which I believe to be purely accidental.
Then it's time to turn over. This must mean we are nearing the end of this torturous encounter. There IS a God. 
Then things changed for the better.... I thought nothing to lose here.
As she rubbed my legs I asked if hand relief was included. "Oh, is that what you want?" she said naively. "I can do that for you." 
She was down to her last half a bottle of oil and I'm pretty sure the rest of it went on my cock and balls. Meanwhile I was busy having a good ol' grope of everything within reach. I was fumbling about so much that she ended up stepping back and stripping off everything down to her knickers! Obviously because I'm a "very nice man."    She revealed a pear shaped body with large saggy melons.   
I complimented her on how great she looked, (again, I'm too polite), thinking this might get me even more than I bargained for. I was right. She wanked me for a good 10 minutes while I squeezed and sucked her tits and groped her arse and pressed against her pussy through her knickers. 
I asked for full service.... NO. 
I asked for oral.... NO. 
I felt the milk of human kindness start to bubble.
I asked to cum on her tits.... YES.     Result! Good girl.   

As we cleaned up, she said she does 4 hands with another girl that would do full service and oral.

Note: I set out writing this with a neutral in mind purely because all the negatives mentioned, especially the constant moaning/questions and weird sounds she made. In the end I gave a positive due to the unexpected level of service ultimately provided. 

Would I return?: Review of 4 hands encounter to follow shortly.

[Henry Hoover]

That's good value at 40 quid

How old would you say she was?

[Xtro]

That's good value at 40 quid

How old would you say she was?

Late 40's

[Love2come]

Thanks for the detailed review

I'm pretty sure this is the lady I tried to book a few months ago but she disappeared and my texts went unanswered. Will wait for your 4 hands review and maybe try again if the BJ is worth it.

[scruffygitt]

Note: I set out writing this with a neutral in mind purely because all the negatives mentioned, especially the constant moaning/questions and weird sounds she made. In the end I gave a positive due to the unexpected level of service ultimately provided. 

Damn you are too much of a "nice guy"

[Xtro]

Thanks for the detailed review

I'm pretty sure this is the lady I tried to book a few months ago but she disappeared and my texts went unanswered. Will wait for your 4 hands review and maybe try again if the BJ is worth it.

4 Hands review - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=223445.0

[Xtro]

Damn you are too much of a "nice guy"

I bet you say that to all the boys. 

[Mij]

Is this "Anna's" new ad? Same phone number, and age-profile seems to fit...

External Link/Members Only

[Love2come]

Is this "Anna's" new ad? Same phone number, and age-profile seems to fit...

External Link/Members Only

mmm The phone number in your link is different from the op and the name of the escort is different too. Also the escort in your link is based in Devon?

[Mij]

mmm The phone number in your link is different from the op and the name of the escort is different too. Also the escort in your link is based in Devon?

Numbers are the same as listed in the review.....providers are known to both change their names and locations!

I was seeking confirmation from the OP that the person in the pics are the same.

[Love2come]

Numbers are the same as listed in the review.....providers are known to both change their names and locations!

I was seeking confirmation from the OP that the person in the pics are the same.

Apologies, the only phone number I saw in your link was 07448 862855 but I must have missed the other number 

[Xtro]

Is this "Anna's" new ad? Same phone number, and age-profile seems to fit...

External Link/Members Only

Ad gone...... 
Try to save a link to the SP's Vivastreet profile in future, thanks. 

[Love2come]

Ad gone...... 
Try to save a link to the SP's Vivastreet profile in future, thanks. 

Here you go External Link/Members Only

[Xtro]

Here you go External Link/Members Only

Cheers.   

Is this "Anna's" new ad? Same phone number, and age-profile seems to fit...

External Link/Members Only

I fail to see that the numbers in my review match with any of the numbers in these ads. 

Call me stupid, (not all at once), but how are you connecting the dots here?

None of these girls are Anna.

[Love2come]

Cheers.   


I fail to see that the numbers in my review match with any of the numbers in these ads. 

Call me stupid, (not all at once), but how are you connecting the dots here?

None of these girls are Anna.

That's what I said earlier in the discussion but I was told I was wrong. It's a different phone number. I just assumed I missed an additional number.

[Xtro]

That's what I said earlier in the discussion but I was told I was wrong. It's a different phone number. I just assumed I missed an additional number.

Back to you Mij..... Please step forward to attend the kangaroo court! 

[Mij]

Here you go External Link/Members Only

Hi,

I don’t know where you got that link from but it’s not the same as the one I posted originally, which unfortunately has gone now.

The phone number from the ad I posted was the 07448983821 one as listed as one of the alternative ones in the original post. The woman seemed to be a match for services, price,and description, and there was a face pic on there too. I’ll keep a lookout and see if it reappears. That said, if she’s moved on to a different area now, it’s a bit pointless for me now.

Cheers,
Mij

[Xtro]

Thanks for the clarification. 

A Google search of the number does show some recent activity in the South West. No direct links or web cache though, 

[Sparta Prada]

In November 2018 I contacted a totally different number for a lady called Jane. While reading this review it all sounded a bit familiar so I checked the messages and sure enough the postcode for Jane is the same E17 5AT.

I turned up and met a very flustered older EE lady (maybe late 40s). I didn't think she was that attractive with brown/blonde hair and a very worn face. I was thinking that I didn't want to go ahead with the massage but Jane said she was unable to keep our appointment as she had a regular who also booked and their time overlapped mine, so I was pleased she didn't go ahead based on her looks. I think she said that the massage would take place in a converted shed in the garden!

Not sure if the Jane I saw is the same lady in the OP's review. Jane said she was Czech too though.

[Xtro]

In November 2018 I contacted a totally different number for a lady called Jane. While reading this review it all sounded a bit familiar so I checked the messages and sure enough the postcode for Jane is the same E17 5AT.

I turned up and met a very flustered older EE lady (maybe late 40s). I didn't think she was that attractive with brown/blonde hair and a very worn face. I was thinking that I didn't want to go ahead with the massage but Jane said she was unable to keep our appointment as she had a regular who also booked and their time overlapped mine, so I was pleased she didn't go ahead based on her looks. I think she said that the massage would take place in a converted shed in the garden!

Not sure if the Jane I saw is the same lady in the OP's review. Jane said she was Czech too though.

That sounds like Anna.    The worn face sounds rather appropriate. 
Never heard about the converted shed before. From what I remember she said she used one of two rooms in the house.

[Xtro]

Just after writing the above, I did another Google search of her number 07448983821.

This time..... Gotcha. External Link/Members Only

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The face pic shows up as a stock image on a couple of sites -
External Link/Members Only & External Link/Members Only as well as a multitude of other sites.

If these were the images that you are referring to Mij, then to answer your question, this is NOT Anna.