THAI RELAXING MASSAGE BY CINDY GLASGOW

[Jock D]

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1Hr Incall £60 Massage+HE...in my case HR.

Comms
Straightforward...all done by text.

Location
Visited Cindy at the well known Crossmyloof flat recently in the southside of Glasgow. Venue is well maintained and easy to find and reach no matter how you are travelling. Free on street parking.

Service
A big disappointment really. Don't get me wrong she's a cracking looking woman with a great body. Probably just over 5 foot tall...slim with big tits...don't know if they're real or fake as I didn't get anywhere near them. Pretty face...I actually thought she looked about 25-28 and was shocked when she told me she was 42!!!

Her actual Thai massage technique was up there with the best I've ever had...and I've had more than a few legit ones over the years...but that's not primarily what I was there for.

However, there was no sensuality whatsoever during the massage and when it came to the...not so for me HE...it was very mechanical and only improved slightly with guidance. She deliberately positioned herself so I couldn't cop a feel...and was actually looking up at the ceiling when wanking me off.

To top things off...during the massage the buzzer went and was answered by her flatmate...and boss Malee. The punter then used the shower...which is next door to the room we were in, which was a minor irritation but nothing major. However, a good 15mins or so later, when I was leaving on entering the big hallway...the living room door is wide open and I'm greeted by the sight of the fat old bastard sitting with just a towel round him...obviously waiting on Cindy.

Summary
In short...I came away feeling I had wasted £60.

[Rome66]

Concise as usual from having read many of your reviews. I do favour top drawer massage with occasional sensual/ extra option.  If it was not for  the venue ( even in dow i found the proximity of other customers irritating) would be keen to see this  lady for  massage alone. I was myself corrected on giving a negative review with pacha ( maybe nearer the granary than crossmyloof) whose gumtree ad is almost a carbon copy of Cindy & highlights"non sexual service". I understand gumtree do not permit openly sexual ads , but its a bit frustrating that with everyone feeling the need to declare non sexual,  the phrase is becoming meaningless .
Do you go for a second visit to find out  1st impression was 100% ? Or maybe services improve with further more frequent visits ?

[FBman78]

Wonder which one of us fat bastards that was?

[Rome66]

Jock can be thankful that man mountain was draped ....

[Boinky]

I've been swithering as I've had some good times and massages there from Jas, her Mum (sister ...  ) and even Pim a few weeks ago. Not interested in Malee, never seen her but not heard anything positive and it seems Cindy, while possibly a great masseuse, isn't interested in the extra cash or the services.

Also just seems too busy these days which puts me off. I enjoy the massage, I'm not just there for a hand-shandy and part of that is to relax, not be disturbed by buzzers, other punters, Malee shouting etc.

[Jock D]

Wonder which one of us fat bastards that was?

Aye that thought had come to mind...so if you bear a resemblance to John McCririck..minus the sideburns... come on own up.

[Uncle Buck]

I've been swithering as I've had some good times and massages there from Jas, her Mum (sister ...  ) and even Pim a few weeks ago. Not interested in Malee, never seen her but not heard anything positive and it seems Cindy, while possibly a great masseuse, isn't interested in the extra cash or the services.

Also just seems too busy these days which puts me off. I enjoy the massage, I'm not just there for a hand-shandy and part of that is to relax, not be disturbed by buzzers, other punters, Malee shouting etc.

I’m of exactly the same opinion. Seems to be too “popular” and therefore operates a revolving door policy. I haven’t been for a couple of months for that very reason.

UB

[CrespinWolfe]

That is very disappointing. Whilst some good masseuses have worked in this flat this year it hasn’t really been the same since Jas sold up. Get the feeling Malee is just running the place on the reputation Jas built up.

The thought of running into another punter while in the flat, especially a fat old bastard that probably left skid marks on their couch is certainly most off putting.

[Davey Dykes]

What would upset me more is the fact they haven't replaced the couch or at the very least have it professionally cleaned.

[Jock D]

That is very disappointing. Whilst some good masseuses have worked in this flat this year it hasn’t really been the same since Jas sold up. Get the feeling Malee is just running the place on the reputation Jas built up.

I agree with you 100% on that...

[Scotpunt]

I was there recently too. I felt the massage itself was average at best and nowhere near the likes of River or Pim Thai in terms of quality. As an overall service, I got a feeling that she was disinterested felt that I had wasted £60 and left underwhelmed  . I think she is there for 3 weeks and I definitely won’t be rushing back to catch her befor she leaves.

[chinafan]

Are people still booking Malee?

[Jock D]

Are people still booking Malee?

I've never booked Malee... spoke to her on the phone and that was enough to put me off... not one of the women who've worked under her have anything good to say about her.

[Santana]

This place used to be run by May and her daughter. It was great then but the females there now give crap massage and even worse HE or unhappy endings. I even walked out once before my time was up because I was so frustrated with Mallee whom I had paid extra for body to body standing at arms length out of reach and  complaining when I tried to touch her. They are just trying to con as much out of punters as possible.
Wish May would come back she was great and a nice person too.

[Glesgaboy]

+1
Booked Cindy on Friday for a return after a decent , if not amazing, first visit.
Gave 3 hours notice by text and got a quick confirmation.
30minutes prior to the time- got a text.  Gotta cancel sorry. Ffs.
It’s getting worse.