Author Topic: Anni Porsche - bERLIN  (Read 4911 times)

Offline billybob69

Recently visited Berlin and experienced some of the sexual pleasures that it has to offer -

Anni Porsche

Anni Porsche is losely based on the German FKK / sex party idea; for 88e, you can eat, drink and fuck for a whole day (11:00 to 22:00).

Well that's the good part. The bad part is the girls are pretty average 5-6 on my scale. And you have get used to fat naked Germans walking around in various states of excitement.

That means that there are 1 -2 girls there at any time and the girls change shift every 2 hours. When I was there there was about 10 other jocks, which means that you either have to get in amongst it or wait until everybody else is done for the chance to have the girl on your own. Even then you are potentially boning the girls with others watching on.
I was there for about five hours and in that time I had sex with four girls, had three beers and had something from the buffet several times.

It is held in a smallish apartment. The setup is effectively one bedroom with a large bed in, a chill-out room, a bar, a shower and toilets.

Having a grasp of German helps, to either while away the time chating to the other punters or to get better sessions with the girls.

Getting there is pretty easy; take the tube to Gneisenaustraße (exit the Casino side), cross over. It is at No. 89 and there is a buzzer with a red tab with Porsche on it.

On some levels it is recommended; it offers good value for money and attending a sex party is definetly an experience. But banging an (average looking) girl whilst one plays with her tits and another guy looks on isn't for me.

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Offline Donald Tramp

The concept of AP has been reviewed quite a few times already here, so it would be much more informative (and therefore more useful) to the other punters if reviewer would share some more detailed information about girls that were present at the time of a visit.

I've noticed that AP has changed their line up a lot since my last visit so I'm really curious to know how these new girls behave that are on the roster now.

Offline billybob69

The concept of AP has been reviewed quite a few times already here, so it would be much more informative (and therefore more useful) to the other punters if reviewer would share some more detailed information about girls that were present at the time of a visit.

My report is being critiqued by a poster who is yet to post a review on a girl saying that I needed to give more details about the girls. And they say that irony is dead......

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My report is being critiqued by a poster who is yet to post a review on a girl saying that I needed to give more details about the girls. And they say that irony is dead......


To be fair though, he is right. I learned precisely nothing new for your post.

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TY for the review OP. We learned that it is still as before on 18th sept 2018.  That is new.  All reviews add value. 


Offline thecat250

TY for the review OP. We learned that it is still as before on 18th sept 2018.  That is new.  All reviews add value.

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Correct, last time I was there must have been about 3 years ago and everything sounds like as it was back then (even the price!). At least it shows they are consistent, particularly given the recent changes to the law to selling sex in Germany. Cheers for the report OP 

Offline Donald Tramp

My report is being critiqued by a poster who is yet to post a review on a girl saying that I needed to give more details about the girls. And they say that irony is dead......

I don't know whose reports you've been reading but obviously not mine.

I don't mentions girls' names 'cos I don't know them and I never ask, but I certainly give details of girls in my reviews, always.

Offline Donald Tramp

But I will give one name now since I saw that there's one girl listed on AP's website with a photo called Isabel hairy and her I recall vividly from the last time 'cos she was a total nutcase and scary as hell!

I arrived at AP probably around 12:30 and she was there, naked, jumping around recklessly like a lunatic, talking to herself non-stop and also carrying some soda boxes from one place to another.

At first I thought she's a customer just helping out with those soda boxes for some reason 'cos I didn't see her having sex with anyone neither behaving like an employee. I'm sure she was on some substances according to her extraordinary behavior.   

But she was probably the first one on the line-up that day and I just dodged a bullet by arriving a bit late 'cos she had finished her shift already by then. God forbid him whoever might've had (a even tried to have) sex with her!

She was also unusually tall, like 1.90 cm at least. But all skin&bones. Really freakin' ugly skank to be honest. And her pussy was just as unkempt and shaggy as her photos suggest on the website.  :vomit:

Only recommended to those who are into some extreme sports and have no fear or self-respect. But it'll be a memorable gig for sure, that I'll tell you.                       

Offline thebadooboy

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AP opens till 11pm these days. It is shut on Sunday (they need to take a break) and after 21h the price falls to €48.
Worth mentioning that there is a swinger club (reviewed by Vice - External Link/Members Only) very near that opens 24 hours.
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Offline Donald Tramp

I don't recommend going to AP after 21, it's basically dead by then and you'll be lucky to put your penis in one girl if you go there that late.

I've seen few blokes coming in that late and it's never been sex with more than one girl then for them.

During the day there will be 8-9 girls in AP and if you wanna go through all of them, you should come right at 11 and prepare to stay in at least until 22. That is due to the nature and business model of the place (girls are taking shifts and there will never be more than 2 active girls present at one time). And be prepared to wait and be patient.

Offline Donald Tramp

End of an era here, seems so...

Anni Porsche will be open this saturday (that's tomorrow) for the last time at this particular address.

On their website there's a notion that new AP will be opening "near Hermannplatz", but no date or exact address is given, so it remains to be seen how's it's gonna be from this on.

I'm fearing that it's not gonna be as good anyway as the old one, since that's the case usually when changes occur... but I shall remain hopeful 'cos that's become one of my favorite places to hang out whenever in Berlin and there's really no alternative for that anywhere.

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Thanks for letting us know. I booked a place near to there for my September trip to benefit from the service but looks like I will have to move.
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Annies reopening this Monday sept 30th according to their site..

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Visited AP once a couple of years ago and promised I would never return. The girls were unfriendly and seemed bored. One starting chatting to her friend while I was fucking her and then looked at me as if to say, are you not finished yet and yawned.

Offline Donald Tramp

Visited AP once a couple of years ago and promised I would never return. The girls were unfriendly and seemed bored. One starting chatting to her friend while I was fucking her and then looked at me as if to say, are you not finished yet and yawned.

The first visit for me was also slightly too much and I recall going through similar thoughts.

It's true that these kind of things are happening at AP, on a daily basis. But then again there's always that other side of a coin. The next girl can just be the best you've ever had after you've already thought that you have hit the rock bottom with some unbearable cunt. AP is weird and unique place. You need some sort of a world champion stamina and must adjust your head a bit to that gypsy frequency to handle all that AP puts you through.

I always stay there the whole day and there's always that 1-3 disappointments during the day and some of them can be a real pain in the ass. So much so that you'd like to strangle them and burn the whole place to the ground. But the best ones are so great that you'll never forget them. You might even start to think of marrying them (until you remind yourself that in the end they are gypsies and get your head out of the clouds).

Sometimes you can't even rely on a certain girl there you thought was fantastic. I've had great times with some of them and the next time they can be like totally different people. Some visibly high on opioids so that explains a lot. And you see every now and then some of them being beaten up badly and you might start to feel sorry for them. That's all part of the AP and it's not for faint of heart. Most of these girls use hard drugs, I've seen one snorting meth right in front of my eyes there and opioid use is obvious for most of them. They are coming from a very dark place in the end. The life they've lived and what they've seen is something most of us have no idea.

I've grown to love that place tho, since i got over that first shock. Now i know how it is and i know that Yesim is always a cunt and most of the time don't even allow fucking, she prefers her cunt to be licked for that full hour she's there, supposedly working but really doing nothing more than laying on her back and maybe talking shit with other girls at the same time. And Tina, the old german cunt, who is obviously mentally ill, is so unpredictable that you need to shut down your brains completely whenever interacting with her unless you wanna end up in a same place where she is. She's a full-blown wacko. Most of the times i just ignore her, but I've also had quite nice time with her, on a good day. If you're into a boda fide german porn blonde milf/gilf (she's like 55 yrs) you usually see only on Pornhub, then Tina probably fulfills your fetishes well. Unless she's having extraordinarily bad day when she's intolerable cunt.

What makes AP especially great is those young pretty gypsies that seem to come and go and they're rarely there. With those you can get as close to a GFE experience on a good day that you probably never had that deep GFE connection with any of your real-life girlfriends. Some of them are really fucking hot chicks. Not everyone of them are listed on AP's web page but those who are, are there with their real photos. But I can assure you that every single one of them look 10 times hotter in real life. I don't know who took all those photos to AP's web page but whoever it was, obviously has absolutely no knowledge of or eye for a photographing. They are so far from the truth. Luckily for the worse in this case.

One of them I actually fucked there without condom and i came in her pussy twice. It was a moment when we were left alone and no-one was watching. When i came in her for the first time, she just looked me in the eye and smiled and said "shhhhh...". It was lovely. I won't give any more details about that 'cos i don't want any troubles for her. And it was me who kind of pushed that a bit anyway. I have never seen anyone else fucking without condom at AP (apart from those few times when condom just accidentally broke and i ended up fucking uncovered) tho and in most of the cases even blowjobs are covered. Depends on a girl and mutual connection quite a bit.

Can't wait to check out the new place!


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Sounds like hard work :) But I'll be back in Berlin in 2 weeks maybe I'll give it one more try.

Offline chrishornx

I don't know whose reports you've been reading but obviously not mine.

I don't mentions girls' names 'cos I don't know them and I never ask, but I certainly give details of girls in my reviews, always.

he referred to 'REVIEWS' and you have none

he has a valid point

Offline Donald Tramp

he referred to 'REVIEWS' and you have none

he has a valid point

And your point is...?

My contributions to this forum are concentrated on different area than reviewing some independent hookers, if you haven't noticed. Still just as valuable information I'd dare to say.

Offline Wanking

I don't fuck independents in the uk either so no reviews either, but like u I feel my contributions here are worthwhile also. Your reports are excellent.

As for AP I visited many times from 2014 to 2017 or thereabouts. I agree with most of what you reported about it.

Offline chrishornx

And your point is...?

My contributions to this forum are concentrated on different area than reviewing some independent hookers, if you haven't noticed. Still just as valuable information I'd dare to say.

Simple really - you criticise Billy about his review not having enough detail when you have yet to contribute a review yourself.

Offline Donald Tramp

Simple really - you criticise Billy about his review not having enough detail when you have yet to contribute a review yourself.

I don't see any correlation here. And asking for more detailed info is NOT criticizing. Two different things. And that's what people are often doing on internet forums.

But whatever - I will stay firmly concentrated on sharing my thoughts and experiences on the areas that are familiar to me and which I believe are giving valuable information to the fellow punters instead of wasting my time with any of the negative blah blah that has zero information value.

And that being said i won't be commenting any more on this issue and i hope everyone else whom this (that i haven't reviewed any of the independents) might have bothered somehow is also able to move on just as well and being more useful to this forum.