Tameka may - Nottingham outcall

[ashleynotts]

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A bit late with a review. I met Tameka in a very cheap Nottingham hotel, no guesses which one, a few months ago. First of all, she has a very strict vetting procedure that she explains to you on the phone. I initially found this a bit daunting but ten minutes later it was done and she was getting ready.
Half an hour outcall for 30 minutes was the plan. She turned up around 10.30pm, about ten minutes later than she said, as she struggled to find somewhere to park. Paperwork done and she set up her phone for music (must not have liked what I had already put on  )

A quick chat and then on to DFK, with her soon undressing me and moving down my body. A really slow sensual blowjob followed and I think she could tell I was about ready to pop (she’s amazing at it..) so on with the infamous super thin condom and I fucked her mish before she requested to get on top of me. Not being one to argue I obliged.

Then I suggested doggy so she bent over in front of me and WHAT A SIGHT. Seeing that arse up against my cock did just the trick and I shot my load. A quick chat, kiss and hug and then she left.

Probably about 50 minutes in total.

3 thinks I remember the most-
1. She turned up in a big furry coat and not a lot else underneath. Just knowing that she walked through the hotel like that got me going from the off.
2. Her body is amazing, including a really tight pussy.
3. She complimented my hair 

[Bangers and Gash]

First of all, she has a very strict vetting procedure that she explains to you on the phone. I initially found this a bit daunting but ten minutes later it was done and she was getting ready.

What is this ''very strict and daunting vetting procedure'' you speak of?

Does she phone your employer or maybe do a criminal records check?


 

[RogerBoner]

Were the ultra thin condoms Sagami 0.2 large?
Mini me doesn't like black girls unfortunately.
Yes you have lovely hair Ashley.
I haven't had an outcall in the UK for a long long time. I didn't know that you could have half hour meetings as that takes up an hour and a half for the girl to get ready and drive over or taxis etc. I noted that she charges £100 for a half hour outcall.
A good punt.

[No Entry]

Were the ultra thin condoms Sagami 0.2 large?
Mini me doesn't like black girls unfortunately.
Yes you have lovely hair Ashley.
I haven't had an outcall in the UK for a long long time. I didn't know that you could have half hour meetings as that takes up an hour and a half for the girl to get ready and drive over or taxis etc. I noted that she charges £100 for a half hour outcall.
A good punt.

Roger, are not half as funny as you think you are. Fucking little prick. No wonder that tart robbed you and you let her, you no balls twat.
Go back to saving your pennies for a Thai whore.

[HailWood]

Roger, are not half as funny as you think you are. Fucking little prick. No wonder that tart robbed you and you let her, you no balls twat.
Go back to saving your pennies for a Thai whore.

Where on earth has that anger come from? 

[No Entry]

Where on earth has that anger come from? 

He's just a smug cunt, no need for it all of the time! Don't go ound acting like King Kong doubting people and making smug comments. The chap who wrote this review did so in good faith (as far as I can see) - if Roger thinks it's a fake he should called it instead of being a twat!

[HailWood]

He's just a smug cunt, no need for it all of the time! Don't go ound acting like King Kong doubting people and making smug comments. The chap who wrote this review did so in good faith (as far as I can see) - if Roger thinks it's a fake he should called it instead of being a twat!

Will leave it to Roger to reply if he wishes but I didn’t read that as doubting the review.

[MajorPayne]

What is this ''very strict and daunting vetting procedure'' you speak of?
 

Interested to know.

[ashleynotts]

if Staying in a hotel you have to send a picture of the money next to the key card.

You also have to take a photo of the front door being open with the number showing. This is houses or hotel rooms.

She also doesn’t meet without a phone chat first.

[HailWood]

if Staying in a hotel you have to send a picture of the money next to the key card.

You also have to take a photo of the front door being open with the number showing. This is houses or hotel rooms.

She also doesn’t meet without a phone chat first.

Interesting approach to avoiding timewasters probably.

[NervousJ]

if Staying in a hotel you have to send a picture of the money next to the key card.

You also have to take a photo of the front door being open with the number showing. This is houses or hotel rooms.

She also doesn’t meet without a phone chat first.

I can see her point of view, but fuck that for a game of soldiers. I don’t think my punting phone even takes photos.

[Bangers and Gash]

I can see her point of view, but fuck that for a game of soldiers. I don’t think my punting phone even takes photos.

Spot on.  My £10 Nokia certainly don't take photos - maybe I could text a description instead? 

I doubt most punters would put up with that kind of shit when arranging a simple punt.

Her phone must be past the dusty stage and move onto cobwebs and mould. 

[RogerBoner]

Were the ultra thin condoms Sagami 0.2 large?
Mini me doesn't like black girls unfortunately.
Yes you have lovely hair Ashley.
I haven't had an outcall in the UK for a long long time. I didn't know that you could have half hour meetings as that takes up an hour and a half for the girl to get ready and drive over or taxis etc. I noted that she charges £100 for a half hour outcall.
A good punt.

I don't think that it's a fake review. And I said it was a good punt. The reason I replied was to find out the brand of the infamous ultra thin condoms. I've written a bit about Sagamis last year.
People on here quite enjoy a bit of analysis so please go ahead and state what has upset you.

[vw]

He's just a smug cunt, no need for it all of the time! Don't go ound acting like King Kong doubting people and making smug comments. The chap who wrote this review did so in good faith (as far as I can see) - if Roger thinks it's a fake he should called it instead of being a twat!

Fight smug with smug or mock him about Thai menstrual cycles.   

[No Entry]

I don't think that it's a fake review. And I said it was a good punt. The reason I replied was to find out the brand of the infamous ultra thin condoms. I've written a bit about Sagamis last year.
People on here quite enjoy a bit of analysis so please go ahead and state what has upset you.

Roger, you don't understand analysis. Chaps know when to call it a day, from what I've heard you've practically invisible, lol

[RogerBoner]

Ashley what make are the condoms that she provides?
(Surely NonEntity won't object to the question.)

[NervousJ]

(Surely NonEntity won't object to the question.)

[CoolTiger]

Ashley what make are the condoms that she provides?
(Surely NonEntity won't object to the question.)

Don't know if this answers your query. Is there a brand called "skinless"?



Q. Do you offer bareback sex?   

A. I dont need to offer bareback sex when I have a bulk of skinless condoms (which are renown to be the worlds thinnest condoms). Just check out my feedback; every guy swears by them and they are extremely durable

[RogerBoner]

Don't know if this answers your query. Is there a brand called "skinless"?

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Roger, are not half as funny as you think you are. Fucking little prick. No wonder that tart robbed you and you let her, you no balls twat.
Go back to saving your pennies for a Thai whore.

He's just a smug cunt, no need for it all of the time! Don't go ound acting like King Kong doubting people and making smug comments. The chap who wrote this review did so in good faith (as far as I can see) - if Roger thinks it's a fake he should called it instead of being a twat!

Roger, you don't understand analysis. Chaps know when to call it a day, from what I've heard you've practically invisible, lol

Thanks CT these Okamoto condoms are getting better reviews than the Sagamis but I'm now happy with Skyns. I think maybe NonEntity thought I was being snide by mentioning Sagami 0.2 Large. If you've tried them you'll understand. He's spot on about me little prick, no balls, cunt and twat.

Hopefully he'll realise his mistake and apologise for hurting my feelings 

[No Entry]

Top Condoms - 10 Best Japanese Condoms of 2017 - AllFromJapan External Link/Members Only
Thanks CT these Okamoto condoms are getting better reviews than the Sagamis but I'm now happy with Skyns. I think maybe NonEntity thought I was being snide by mentioning Sagami 0.2 Large. If you've tried them you'll understand. He's spot on about me little prick, no balls, cunt and twat.

Hopefully he'll realise his mistake and apologise for hurting my feelings 

I don't do apologies, old bean.