External Link/Members OnlyYup, should’ve known better. A £150 Romanian girl who lived up to every negative stereotype I’ve read about in these pages...
I enjoy them young and fresh and thought I’d TOFTT. I really liked the look of her selfie (posted below) which was probably me being a bit fucking mushy as she reminded me of a girl from my uni days.
Booking was easy by text. But here’s the really galling part is that I asked for confirmation of DFK, IWO and 2 pops in the hour booking. Agency replied saying they would check with the lady and 10 minutes later replied in the affirmative. Even sent me a link to their review page and asked that I reviewed the lady in other sites. Felt they must be pretty confident bride to that she gives a good service so went ahead and confirmed for later that day.
Easy to get to the apartment in Paddington Basin where I’ve been a couple of times before. Reasonable interior. Decent shower and clean towels.
Lipa not quite as pretty as the pics but still cute. Greets me in cute bra and pants. Asks if I want a shower. So I hand over the cash and take a wash.
Came back in to find her on her phone. Waited a month but was she was tapping away and started to realise this wasn’t a good start... “ok?” I say. “One minute” she replies. I get on the bed. Go in for a kiss. She turns away. Ok, maybe s but if playfulness? No. A few minutes later I tell her I’d like some kissing and the (at best) neutral mood turns a bit sour. “Wait” she says. Hmmmm.
Get her undressed. Smallish breasts with nice nipples. Tidy pussy. Ask for BJ. She reaches for a condom. “I’d like it without” I say. A discussion about the mismatch of her devices and what she’s offering ensues and this is really not what I was looking for...
Well, fuck it. I’m still going to bang her and,despite my efforts to get her to warm up, there’s very little back from her. A couple of attempts to reply to messages on her phone. I let her know that I’d paid for her time and asked her to leave the messages until we’d finished.
Fucked her in doggy and mush with her ankles in the air then back to doggy where I pounded away and came at the 30 minute mark.
I take a bit of a rest and then after 5 minutes try to get round 2 going. “You only get one number” she says a couple of times and I realise that the games up.
Proper fucked off get dressed. Contact the agency. Get bullshit responses back.
Generally really annoyed at myself for a) booking in the first place and b) not demanding money back (yeah, right...) and c) for not giving the agency more shit.
Anyway, here’s the review but probably not the one they were hoping for.
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