Emilyjane95 Manchester City Centre

[Yorkshirelawman]

COMMS

Very good. AW and then text and phone.

COST

£150 for an hour in my hotel.

HER

A really sexy lady. I'm not a fan of large girls and so Emilyjane suited me down to the ground. A lovley body that you can't get enough of. Petite, about about a size 12 and aro8nd a 34 chest.

THE ACT

Oh dear. Emilyjane told me a bit too much about how she came to be an escort. She also told me too much about her life at the moment. She seems to love the money she is making but not to be totally comfortable with how she is making it.

In terms of what we did i explained what I wanted before our meeting but Emilyjane seemed to have completely forgotten it and went straight into what I assume was her standard routine. As a result the experience was a bit of a disappointment; certainly not what I had hoped for. I asked for a b2b massage, and HE but got none of that. I explained that I struggle with straight sex  but that was apparently what Emilyjane assumed I wanted.

Overall 5/10 and not a girl I would see again.

[bolster3]

This girls racking up the neutrals and negatives lately.
When she first appeared it seemed as if she was the best thing since sliced bread with a shed load of glowing positive reports.

Scrubbed off my hot list.

[lewisjones23]

classic case of come on the scene and be happy earning the money ....

then get lazy/burnt out but doesnt want to give up the finances that no doubt she couldnt earn elsewhere

end result is the service goes off a cliff and the tide turns report wise

avoid until she gets her act together

[Bustydusty]

Sorry you didn’t have a good time but tbh if you just wanted btb and h/e there’s loads who are a lot cheaper  - main thing going for her imo is that she seems to enjoy anal

[antsz]

Oh dear another neutral review, wish I got round to seeing her when see started as she sounded good. Too many negative and netrual reviews now so taken off my HL

[Access]

She’s a popular girl so it’s no surprise she’s burnt out. Would put me off the session if I got the life story of how a girl became an escort. It does seem to be the one hour bookings that are getting the neutrals though? Maybe she’s just best to have as a 30 min booking?

[Analadventuring]

Yeah i think the life story would put me off... that is definately not why you are there.

Well I've just booked 30 mins at the end of the week... neutral reports building up so not the best sign. Either way will feedback on that but i aint after no message either!

[Hemlock47]

Why leave a glowing report on AW and a poor report on here? Which of your accounts is the true version? 

[Emilyjane9595]

Hahah why even ask me multiple questions about myself and take intrest in me if your gonna leave a good aw report, send me an amazing message this morning saying how gorgeous I am and then slam me into the ground with this.

[cueball]

Why leave a glowing report on AW and a poor report on here? Which of your accounts is the true version? 

I'd hazard a guess at here being his real opinion and his aw feedplop as courteous.

That's why aw feedplop is only good for proving she exists, not if she is any good.

[Hemlock47]

I'd hazard a guess at here being his real opinion and his aw feedplop as courteous.

That's why aw feedplop is only good for proving she exists, not if she is any good.

The fact she has 100 feedbacks on AW would suggest she is real. So little need to add another false “amazing” feedback.
If he’s not prepared to leave an honest AW review then perhaps it’s best to leave nothing.

[Bustydusty]

The fact she has 100 feedbacks on AW would suggest she is real. So little need to add another false “amazing” feedback.
If he’s not prepared to leave an honest AW review then perhaps it’s best to leave nothing.

Yes once you’ve got say 5 aw feedbacks yourself to help get other bookings there’s no need to bother any more imo - Must admit I’d be interested to read the message Emily Jane? (Just nosey)

[lewisjones23]

Why leave a glowing report on AW and a poor report on here? Which of your accounts is the true version? 

what an idiot 

[cueball]

If he’s not prepared to leave an honest AW review then perhaps it’s best to leave nothing.

Fair comment

[Emilyjane9595]

Yes once you’ve got say 5 aw feedbacks yourself to help get other bookings there’s no need to bother any more imo - Must admit I’d be interested to read the message Emily Jane? (Just nosey)

He said I’m gorgeous
That I ain’t cut out to be an escort though.
Something personal on the end with regards to my life, so I can’t state that for obvious reasons.

I came into escorting because I’m good at sex, I can’t day he’s wrong though, he did ask for a B2B massage but it slipped my mind, was more worried about actually getting to the hotel.
But the fact he bought us wine and then asked . ASKED me multiple questions about myself he can’t exactly say that was my fault.

He should of asked me for a massage, I can’t read minds. If people ask me to do something differently hen I will but if they don’t say out then just slam me on here it’s pretty shit.

You can’t please everyone I guess. Ah well

[vw]

I came into escorting because I’m good at sex

5 neutral, 3 negatives say you are not as good as you think you are, have you got worse at it since you started escorting?   

[Emilyjane9595]

5 neutral, 3 negatives say you are not as good as you think you are, have you got worse at it since you started escorting?

The last 2 haven’t involved any sex, because they couldn’t get hard. One was off a stalker who only changed it to a negative cause I wouldn’t see him again, with good reason as he’s not right in the head and is a threat to other women like me.

Like I say you can’t please everyone.

I specialise in anal sex, not massage and giving hand jobs

[Emilyjane9595]

And as of that, I’m not going to reply now. As nothing will change anyone’s opinions. Everyone should go by their own gut instinct.

Offered to change it back to a positive too.
If I would see him again. Look back to the post about Thomas santos.

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[bigbilly22]

5 neutral, 3 negatives say you are not as good as you think you are, have you got worse at it since you started escorting?

To be fair to the girl none of the 3 negs relate to her service particularly.

1. Bad Comms
2. Not swallowing
3. Some psycho walking into her hotel room.

Plenty of positives particularly that she’s great at taking it up the shitter.

Still on my todo list.

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[vw]

To be fair to the girl none of the 3 negs relate to her service particularly.

1. Bad Comms
2. Not swallowing
3. Some psycho walking into her hotel room.

Plenty of positives particularly that she’s great at taking it up the shitter.

Still on my todo list.

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To be fair being good at sex is 99.999% chance not the reason she started. Just ure marketing to make it sound like a calling.

Her flaky cannot afford to tour Birmingham posts spell it out. 

[Emilyjane9595]

To be fair being good at sex is 99.999% chance not the reason she started. Just ure marketing to make it sound like a calling.

Her flaky cannot afford to tour Birmingham posts spell it out.

It’s a shame about the tour, I didn’t expect the engine on my car to break so close to the tour so I had to re shedule, just because I’m an escort doesn’t mean I don’t have money issues and bills to pay like everyone else. 2 weeks notice was also given

[vw]

It’s a shame about the tour, I didn’t expect the engine on my car to break so close to the tour so I had to re shedule, just because I’m an escort doesn’t mean I don’t have money issues and bills to pay like everyone else. 2 weeks notice was also given

so why claim you started because you love sex when its for the money?   

[Emilyjane9595]

so why claim you started because you love sex when its for the money?   

Hahha yeah why not go on a tour and get myself into debt for doing so.

Also while I’m there, why don’t I stop charging people because I love sex.

Ha ha you make loads of sense. Deluded

[vw]

Hahha yeah why not go on a tour and get myself into debt for doing so.

Also while I’m there, why don’t I stop charging people because I love sex.

Ha ha you make loads of sense. Deluded

So tours are not about profit then?

I came into escorting because I’m good at sex

Not the money then?   

I love it when you lot post here.   

[Emilyjane9595]

So tours are not about profit then?

Not the money then?   

I love it when you lot post here.   

Say what you want, can garuntee I see a new person everyday who’s looked at the good ones on here

Bye woman hater, see ya

[vw]

Bye woman hater, see ya

Oh dear, desperation so you play that card.   

[NigelF]

I came into escorting because I’m good at sex

So in other words because you're "good at sex", you thought it would be an easy job and good money (or at least better than what you'd be able to get in other jobs).

One was off a stalker who only changed it to a negative cause I wouldn’t see him again, with good reason as he’s not right in the head and is a threat to other women like me.

In that review thread you made statements that were proven to be a lie (e.g. you claimed you blocked him). You also didn't at all disprove that you messed him around with the timings (i.e. he didn't agree for the time to be pushed back). He posted fairly convincing evidence that you did mess him about. In your subsequent texts to him you were also very melodramatic and actually a bit manipulative. To be fair though, I personally think it is fairly obvious that he changed it to a negative because you wouldn't see him again and he just used the being messed about, even though I believe it did happen, as an excuse. It's a very valid excuse for many punters though. Also, at one point he lied to us about it not being a double booking (in part due to your texts to him) and that makes him a bit of a cunt as well (although at least he did later admit it but perhaps not for the benefit of punters, quite possibly just to get "revenge" for you refusing to see him).

Like I say you can’t please everyone.

Technically that is true but you can definitely do a lot better than you have been doing. E.g. these girls are all based in Manchester, they all have more positive reviews than you and yet they have absolutely no negative or neutral reviews:
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Here's a couple of examples from London who take it to the next level:
108 positives with no negatives or neutrals - External Link/Members Only
109 positives, with no negatives and only 1 neutral - External Link/Members Only

Why can't you be more like the girls above?

And as of that, I’m not going to reply now.

You failed.

Offered to change it back to a positive too.
If I would see him again. Look back to the post about Thomas santos.

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Cheers for that, what a plonker.

Hahha yeah why not go on a tour and get myself into debt for doing so.

If you're that close to the edge then clearly your spending is way out of control.

[finn5555]

Say what you want, can garuntee I see a new person everyday who’s looked at the good ones on here

Bye woman hater, see ya

Do you happen to have a degree 

[Emilyjane9595]

So in other words because you're "good at sex", you thought it would be an easy job and good money (or at least better than what you'd be able to get in other jobs).

In that review thread you made statements that were proven to be a lie (e.g. you claimed you blocked him). You also didn't at all disprove that you messed him around with the timings (i.e. he didn't agree for the time to be pushed back). He posted fairly convincing evidence that you did mess him about. In your subsequent texts to him you were also very melodramatic and actually a bit manipulative. To be fair though, I personally think it is fairly obvious that he changed it to a negative because you wouldn't see him again and he just used the being messed about, even though I believe it did happen, as an excuse. It's a very valid excuse for many punters though. Also, at one point he lied to us about it not being a double booking (in part due to your texts to him) and that makes him a bit of a cunt as well (although at least he did later admit it but perhaps not for the benefit of punters, quite possibly just to get "revenge" for you refusing to see him).

Technically that is true but you can definitely do a lot better than you have been doing. E.g. these girls are all based in Manchester, they all have more positive reviews than you and yet they have absolutely no negative or neutral reviews:
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Here's a couple of examples from London who take it to the next level:
108 positives with no negatives or neutrals - External Link/Members Only
109 positives, with no negatives and only 1 neutral - External Link/Members Only

Why can't you be more like the girls above?

You failed.

 
Cheers for that, what a plonker.

If you're that close to the edge then clearly your spending is way out of control.

I can’t even be arsed to read that, and I really don’t care if I’m honest.

Haha. I have my own reason when and if I choose to tour, not that I even need to as I do fine as I am!

Now carry on slagging me off some more, emmerdale or bargain hunt must not be on tonight or something

[NigelF]

I can’t even be arsed to read that, and I really don’t care if I’m honest.

Haha. I have my own reason when and if I choose to tour, not that I even need to as I do fine as I am!

Now carry on slagging me off some more, emmerdale or bargain hunt must not be on tonight or something

 

If you'd have to go into debt to tour Birmingham you're clearly not doing fine. Anyway, I'm glad to see you're still posting even though you said you'd stop.

I'm sorry you're too dumb to come up with a decent reply to me but please do keep posting, your posts are amusingly retarded.

[vw]

If you'd have to go into debt to tour Birmingham you're clearly not doing fine. Anyway, I'm glad to see you're still posting even though you said you'd stop.

I'm sorry you're too dumb to come up with a decent reply to me but please do keep posting, your posts are amusingly retarded.

I'm just gutted she didn't call me a cunt.   

[NigelF]

I'm just gutted she didn't call me a cunt.   

 

Good point. I do wonder if she knows who I am, maybe I can expect such a text very soon. I have my fingers crossed.

[bigthickdick]

The last 2 haven’t involved any sex, because they couldn’t get hard.

Well after all you might not be that good then 

[bigthickdick]

I specialise in anal sex, not massage and giving hand jobs

Without taking the piss it's a genuine question. Is that guaranteed anal, straight in the arse for the whole length of the booking with no size limit? I mean the clue is in the name 

[yorkieyorkie]

Don’t really understand the hate this SP receives, on several posts.

I’ve never seen her btw (before someone calls me a white knight)

[vw]

I’ve never seen her btw (before someone calls me a white knight)

plenty of white knights have never seen the girls they defend.

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[Bustydusty]

Don’t really understand the hate this SP receives, on several posts.

I’ve never seen her btw (before someone calls me a white knight)

Don’t understand it myself - gives an ok service if u want anal - I wouldn’t book an hour again tho but then again I’ve realised an hour is too long for me unless it’s an exceptional wg
Actually thinking back I wouldn’t book again anyway but nothing against her

[malu999]

Don’t really understand the hate this SP receives, on several posts.

Strikes me as baiting on occasion with an aim to get a rise out of the SP, probably on the hope a banning will follow. I'm tired of the drama spinning around reviews for this one.

[Access]

Strikes me as baiting on occasion with an aim to get a rise out of the SP, probably on the hope a banning will follow. I'm tired of the drama spinning around reviews for this one.

I agree. I’ll just wait for the usual “white knight” bullshit. Just because an opinion is different.

[vw]

Strikes me as baiting on occasion

Seems more like her touting here to me.   

You ad the other fanbois are proof it works for her.   

[Access]

Seems more like her touting here to me.   

You ad the other fanbois are proof it works for her.   

Where’s your review of her out of interest?
Not quite sure how you see her posts as “touting”? Strange way to tout...

[vw]

Where’s your review of her out of interest?
Not quite sure how you see her posts as “touting”? Strange way to tout...

Are you reading the play book, predictable stuff.   

Not quite sure how you see her posts as “touting”? Strange way to tout...

Product placement with some damsel mixed in.   

[Access]

Are you reading the play book, predictable stuff.   


Product placement with some damsel mixed in.

You must be on your third shandy... must be cold under that bridge

[vw]

You must be on your third shandy...

Is your bottle of turps finished.   

I forgot you were the hero reviewer.   

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=211126.msg2148115#msg2148115

[Access]

Is your bottle of turps finished.   

I forgot you were the hero reviewer.   

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=211126.msg2148115#msg2148115

Hero reviewer? You really do need your meds. You slate people by saying they white knight without even seeing her, yet you troll her reviews having not seen her? At least I can draw conclusions from actual experience... I’ll leave you to it. Don’t catch a cold undermthat bridge, it’s damp out there tonight.
You even accused me of being her    

[vw]

You even accused me of being her    

Where did i accuse you of that? 

Have you been the turpentine again that night?   

[BobTB]

I assume you’re all old old cunts like me, what’s the point in provoking arguments with young girls on the internet? I’m quite interested to see this girl so I look on the thread and it’s just full of arguing, how is this of use to anyone? Surely the point is to share experiences and give advice to newbies, like myself. It’s not fuckin Facebook is it!

Should be virtualtimewaster...probably best you bore off back to the southern boards where you punt and people will find your opinions relevant and of interest?  :thumbs down

[Access]

Where did i accuse you of that? 

Have you been the turpentine again that night?   

On my review thread of her... that shandy must have really affected your memory.

You really are just a boring troll.

Typical WK phrase to reel of review stats as if others cannot see them.   

This is a review site. Where people share THEIR experiences of girls they’ve seen... you’ve no experience, or even seen this girl, yet you’re very vocal about her. Kinda weird. Has your first week back at school turned you to the drink?

[Access]

I assume you’re all old old cunts like me, what’s the point in provoking arguments with young girls on the internet? I’m quite interested to see this girl so I look on the thread and it’s just full of arguing, how is this of use to anyone? Surely the point is to share experiences and give advice to newbies, like myself. It’s not fuckin Facebook is it!

Should be virtualtimewaster...probably best you bore off back to the southern boards where you punt and people will find your opinions relevant and of interest?  :thumbs down

Couldn’t agree more. But be careful. VT might call you a white knight...

[Hemlock47]

Couldn’t agree more. But be careful. VT might call you a white knight...

 VT will call anyone with a different opinion a white knight/fanboy. Straight out the VT play book