WTF!! - Terrible Quality Girls at HOD . . . Look at these!!

[SlamBoy]

WTF is happening at HOD? The quality of the girls they are putting out is nosediving.

It used to be that you would get maybe one average quality girl at HOD every few months, and she wouldn't last long. Now, there are some right munters on the rota. Throw in the increasingly crap attitude of some of the girls (as seen on UKP) and the misleading profiles and lying about services, and I'm thinking - why it is all going wrong at HOD???

The English girls they have started to stack the rota with are invariably revolting.

Look at these  . . .

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[finn5555]

WTF is happening at HOD? The quality of the girls they are putting out is nosediving.

It used to be that you would get maybe one average quality girl at HOD every few months, and she wouldn't last long. Now, there are some right munters on the rota. Throw in the increasingly crap attitude of some of the girls (as seen on UKP) and the misleading profiles and lying about services, and I'm thinking - why it is all going wrong at HOD???

The English girls they have started to stack the rota with are invariably revolting.

Look at these  . . .

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The decent ones don’t have to feed the Devine pimps and go indi 

[Kingy28]

Its probably the same girl with the horrendous tattoos photoshopped out!! 

[bcj666]

Is it bad that I’d smash both of em lol

[zidhodhi]

Not a fan of the tats but these ladies look fine to me 

[PLeisure]

Is it bad that I’d smash both of em lol

Trip to SpecSavers, pls 

[BlackZionBull]

Same as their MK outfits. They're trading on past glories and a lack of competition when it comes to agencies. I reckon I am owed about 3 hours worth of appointments with the amount of 5-10 mins I have had cut from my appointments there.
At least they have some English girls in London albeit with more orange peel than a green grocers shop front. In MK this week there is not one English girl under 40 years of age on their schedule.

[expeller]

Louise/Alex was amazing! Now a colonic irrigator.

[finn5555]

Some people have no quality control 

[SlamBoy]

Not a fan of the tats but these ladies look fine to me 

That's because you've got "HOD" in the middle of your name 

[zidhodhi]

That's because you've got "HOD" in the middle of your name 

  SURE 

[boardyhell]

renamed horrors of divine
michelle and apple are favourites ,effy looked good when i walked past her,nice demeanour
we are forgetting that some clients prefer the fuller figure,so there is a demand

[anonymouse72]

WTF is happening at HOD? The quality of the girls they are putting out is nosediving.

It used to be that you would get maybe one average quality girl at HOD every few months, and she wouldn't last long. Now, there are some right munters on the rota. Throw in the increasingly crap attitude of some of the girls (as seen on UKP) and the misleading profiles and lying about services, and I'm thinking - why it is all going wrong at HOD???

The English girls they have started to stack the rota with are invariably revolting.

Look at these  . . .

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Why are you so infatuated with HoD? You've posted 8 reviews and 7 are for them. Of that 7 only 3 were positive giving you a 43% success rate yet you still go back. Given the number of girls available in the capital why don't you just move on if they don't do it for you. There is a market for the fuller figured lady and perhaps they are catering for individual tastes, not everyone wants to fuck a pencil thin supermodel. You jump on the back of every neutral and negative review of their girls and all it does is make you look bitter and twisted.

[boardyhell]

hod is great as long as you do your research,don't care if i lose 5 minutes
find the right girl/girls build up a rapport and get the service ,better than a hit and miss
get the wrong girl and its a waste of cash

[ttr]

Is it bad that I’d smash both of em lol

nah mate, they both look good to me to.
just my sort of ladies....

[Modelduos]

Oh dear...

[SlamBoy]

Why are you so infatuated with HoD? You've posted 8 reviews and 7 are for them. Of that 7 only 3 were positive giving you a 43% success rate yet you still go back. Given the number of girls available in the capital why don't you just move on if they don't do it for you. There is a market for the fuller figured lady and perhaps they are catering for individual tastes, not everyone wants to fuck a pencil thin supermodel. You jump on the back of every neutral and negative review of their girls and all it does is make you look bitter and twisted.

Okay Karl. Whatever you say.

I punt who I want, when I want and where I want. I don't answer to HOD pimps or anyone else.

[Jonestown]

Why are you so infatuated with HoD? You've posted 8 reviews and 7 are for them. Of that 7 only 3 were positive giving you a 43% success rate yet you still go back. Given the number of girls available in the capital why don't you just move on if they don't do it for you. There is a market for the fuller figured lady and perhaps they are catering for individual tastes, not everyone wants to fuck a pencil thin supermodel. You jump on the back of every neutral and negative review of their girls and all it does is make you look bitter and twisted.

Steady on, he will be calling you a sock puppet next.

[AllenTheMan]

Stop going until they bring in ladies you like? Or is that too obvious?

[doughboy]

Why are you so infatuated with HoD? You've posted 8 reviews and 7 are for them. Of that 7 only 3 were positive giving you a 43% success rate yet you still go back. Given the number of girls available in the capital why don't you just move on if they don't do it for you. There is a market for the fuller figured lady and perhaps they are catering for individual tastes, not everyone wants to fuck a pencil thin supermodel. You jump on the back of every neutral and negative review of their girls and all it does is make you look bitter and twisted.

Looking at your posts, one could ask the same question of you. I'd say out of the 40+ posts you've made, at least 30 of them relate to HoD/Annabellas/MKE.

I get your point, there is a market for fat birds, not so good looking but dirty birds, over the hill chucking a sausage down a tunnel birds. What the OP was highlighting was that the quality of the birds at HoD has gone downhill.

[workingtone]

Yana has just announced that she has left HOD, and it looks as if Elsie as left.

[Jonestown]

Yana has just announced that she has left HOD, and it looks as if Elsie as left.

Girls come and go all the time, and not just at HoD. The first two girls i saw when they opened in SW7 in what, 2008, were Elise and Ella, I beleive 10 or so years later they both still appear on the schedule from time to time.

If people dont like HoD thats fine, if they have issues with the Divines, and who doesnt, thats fine too, if you dont like them dont use them, but a while back the OP was Gung Ho for the authorites to close the three london venues - why fuck it up for all the rest of us who use them from time to time when someone intetesting pops up on the schedule.

[handsolo]

Yana has just announced that she has left HOD, and it looks as if Elsie as left.

Elsie ? Was she the mature one catering for the granny fetish clients  !!

[king tarzan]

Terrible. 

[MajorPayne]

Started out punting wanting to fuck young, slim models but as the years roll on I'm looking for quality of service.  I generally try a new girl for 30 minutes and if I like the service I increase the time.

[SlamBoy]

a while back the OP was Gung Ho for the authorites to close the three london venues

That's just bollocks. I'm a HOD customer.

I just want better girls and a better service. The girls and the service at HOD have both been declining in quality.

I put up my thoughts on here because I know HOD reads the board, and I hope they will take action to improve. Why? Because I want them to be better so I can buy their services and enjoy them. If they have girls who give a terrible service, I will tell them on here and I will tell them why. The reverse is the same. Your emotional attachment to HOD and your white knighting of them is a bit peculiar. 

If a HOD girl gives me a good punt, I'll give her a positive. And I will state why. If a HOD girl gives me a bad punt, I'll give her  a negative. And I will state why. Go and look at my reviews. You will see every single one is reasoned, whether positive or negative.

Nice try though.

[Modelduos]

There’s a few punts I’ve done where I’ve thought they should be paying me

[Rocket Scientist]

Often it's the plain jane's, not the beauty queens, who give great service

[BlackZionBull]

That's just bollocks. I'm a HOD customer.

I just want better girls and a better service. The girls and the service at HOD have both been declining in quality.

I put up my thoughts on here because I know HOD reads the board, and I hope they will take action to improve. Why? Because I want them to be better so I can buy their services and enjoy them. If they have girls who give a terrible service, I will tell them on here and I will tell them why. The reverse is the same. Your emotional attachment to HOD and your white knighting of them is a bit peculiar. 

If a HOD girl gives me a good punt, I'll give her a positive. And I will state why. If a HOD girl gives me a bad punt, I'll give her  a negative. And I will state why. Go and look at my reviews. You will see every single one is reasoned, whether positive or negative.

Nice try though.

Fair point well put. I train at my local Virgin gym but I think Richard Branson is a cunt. I also think he could improve his brand across the board, as like the Divine's he has come diluted. Look at his train service for a start and Virgin money was a flop too.

[SlamBoy]

Fair point well put. I train at my local Virgin gym but I think Richard Branson is a cunt. I also think he could improve his brand across the board, as like the Divine's he has come diluted. Look at his train service for a start and Virgin money was a flop too.

Exactly! 

[Kaluuu276]

This old thread got me thinking that this brothel really is fading in quality and service.
However, do admit to have only been twice in my life having seen Adelle and a Thai lady both now gone  Indie.
I found that they don't pass on requests to the ladies.

So want to know if currently punters have found any improvements?
Meaning they don't rush, the girls don't lie on profile services, the venues are decent etc...

Has anyone phoned ahead too confirm services only to be let down and how many have been brave too walk?

[king tarzan]

May have become an extension adultworks?   

Gosh are the women getting uglier and uglier on adultworks !!!! 

[Kaluuu276]

NOTE: Any of the specific escort services listed above are offered only at discretion.

HOD states as above, so basically it covers the girls from not providing services like cim, owo, anal, facials etc

So interpreted means that either your not clean enough or she just doesn't want too.

My concern is that if for example one calls too confirm that will give me facial but then refuses on arrival.

Then, I'm under no obligation and can walk away without paying, right? 

[RobinBrod]

Only tried HoD once  -Pimlico - and had 60 minutes with Millie. Reviewed her here, and was impressed. Good room, good shower, got a full hour. Nothing to complain about. There are 3 or 4 I'd like to try out - Blake, Jai, Mina - who seem to offer what I want. Millie offered A at an extra £20, which I was happy to pay, and she was good at it.

Surely the point about HoD is that you can chose the one who appeals to you. Many won't appeal to me, but might appeal to somebody else. That's surely what UKP is all about.

[Jonestown]

Surely the point about HoD is that you can chose the one who appeals to you. Many won't appeal to me, but might appeal to somebody else. That's surely what UKP is all about.

yes, you'd think so, wouldn't you ?

HoD may not be punting heaven, but its miles better than a lot of the shit holes I've punted in over the years.