Saw this ad this morning an hour after it was posted and texted for more info before looking for reviews
External Link/Members OnlyGot an instant reply, saw some positive reviews here and booked up for a few hours later.
Nice flat, really nice actually. Tiniest bathroom in the world with barely room for a wc and a shower. Very clean all around.
Alina is not exactly attractive. At all. Her ad, posted in gumtree that day, says she's 30 but if that's true she's lived rough. Her body is not massive but by no means slim either, covered in cellulite and squeezing out of her underwear which was a bright pink thong and bra. I'm not sounding positive about that which isn't fair. I had read about this and opted for her anyway so I'm not marking her down on that, but stating you're unlikely to get off on looking at her. Her face is showing signs of wear and I can't say why, there was no signs of smoking etc. As others have remarked, she has cracking norks, if big chests are your thing, they're not mine. Many reviews have said she took her bra off at the end - this must have been requested because she thankfully didn't for me, or perhaps she noted I wasn't looking or trying to touch her at all and frankly didn't care what she looked like.
The action;Opted for the £70 for tantric, which was a mistake in hindsight. Other options, £60 for Swedish & £80 for body to body. I don't like B2B and I wanted some teasing throughout so hence the tantric one seemed right to me. She went to her corned and took off her outer clothing whilst I took off all of mine. Sadly, my thing includes being watched as I undress which almost no-one ever does, she didn't either but hey she was at least ready first and got a good look before I got onto the wooden and padded massage table. I believe b2b is done on the double bed which was also there.
I asked for a quite firm massage and definitely got that. The only thing I'd say negative about the massage part of precedings was when she used the bone of her forearm to run very hard along my spine. Either side would be fine but surely anyone trained in massage knows that you do not ever press even your fingers hard on the bony nodules of vertebrae. Otherwise she gave a decent and suitably painful massage doing some good at times to my decrepit body. The surprisingly painful part being my forearms being gripped and rubbed by her incredibly strong hands. All fine by me as I as the one who asked for "quite firm please" and anyway I can take a hard massage.
However, the main reason why I'm posting as a neutral is that there were no credit card swipes, no reach unders, no gentle tickling of the nut sack, no gentle creeping up a bit too high for decency on the inner thigh (she did go there - just short of brushing the sack - but at full on firm massage strength on my legs which prevented any other sensation from being felt). She also - eventually - massaged my arse, and during that she did go across the crack many times but never along it, never down from there to tease the old fella. I paid for tantric, there was no arousal, no attempt at teasing at all until the main event. Total waste of £10, go for the Swedish, I would.
So a decent enough massage without more, during which her phone did ping once for I presume, a text and also rang. She'd left it on the bed and didn't go over to answer it but let it ring out. This is a good thing and she deserves credit for that, especially as a previous review mentioned keeping the phone between his legs and texting whilst massaging with the other hand. Definitely didn't do that to me. So then after the massage she got a towel and rubbed me clean across the whole of the back of my body before asking me to turn over. Even as she got the cushions for my head the old chap was still practically asleep.
Massaging my front she eased the pressure off, I'm pleased to say, and massaged my stomach and legs. Then she moved on to the grand finale. With a combination of simultaneous feather light fingertip flourishes over my stomach and at other times legs, she tickled my perineum and shaft and occasionally pumped a wank or too into the mix. Finally at full attention she worked more vigorously and off I popped. This was rather quick and skipped over the part I like most which is where there's a rising sensation just before the finish. Nevertheless there was a copious result which she felt the need to comment on as she cleaned up, which was nice but she probably says as much to most.
All that done was offered the choice of a shower or towel down, I opted for towel followed by another trip to the bathroom before leaving.
In summary it wasn't great,
let down by the total lack of teasing which is what I had gone expecting to get.
The massage was as firm as I asked for, you can ask for what you like, which is good. It wasn't the firmest I've ever had but it was I'd say 4th.
Positives included a very nice and clean bedsit (rather than flat - just the one room in fact). After turning over and looking up (didn't want to look at her, not my type in any way) I had a good view of the ceiling which would have been at home in a National Trust fine house. Anyway it was a decent and clean place near the Ibrox stadium. Also positive (mostly positive except the pressure directly onto my spine) was the firm massage. I walked but I think it's far enough away from the shops and stadium to park safely and easily, except on match days I suppose. The time offered was 12:40 which could possibly have been when a previous appointment was meant to finish but I got the feeling that it was to allow 10 minutes to prepare for me and to allow the previous punter to leave unseen too, again a positive.
Would I go back? No. It wasn't terrible or anything but not a great punt either. I'll try elsewhere next time.
