Woofie - Nottingham

[Groundhog]

Woofie - Nottingham

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Location – Nottingham at her incall place. It is a nice clean place, discrete and suitably adapted for its purpose.
Duration - 2 hours
Fee - £320

I had read about Woofie on here and looked at her AW profile, so have been very keen to meet for some time. Her AW profile is very clear on the services available and I considered this to be a bit of a departure from meets with other escorts I have had in the past, an adventure into the unknown. You only live once!

Comms – Email to start, initially reply a bit delayed but once established comms were excellent and all necessary arrangements were clear and made in good time.

Woofie's place is very discrete, comfortable, welcoming, and well equipped for the purposes of visiting her. I was greeted warmly by one very gorgeous, friendly, enthusiastic, sexy lady. Her profile pictures show her exactly as she is.

I let Woofie decide what to wear and the outfit was suitable for the sub-slave she was to be. In addition I had requested she wear the collar and chain for my first attempt at domination.

As for the meeting, well I have never had 2 hours seem to go so quickly, it was such a blur of continuous sexy naughtiness. I can only give what I remember of such an experience.

Started by pulling her towards me giving DFK. The collar and chain was then used to bring this slave to heel where she was instructed to worship and suck my cock, progressing into deep throat with choking and plenty of saliva. Pulled her off and told her to entertain me with a pole dance (she was good at this) but after a little while ordered her back to sucking cock. I then decided she deserved a good spanking for this and she duly laid on my lap to receive. This was followed by more cock sucking, fingering, rimming and RO.

Woofie is very responsive throughout and regularly orgasms.

Then we moved upstairs, watching her arse as she went up and giving her playful smacks as she did. In the bedroom I was given the choice of a wide variety toys and restraints to use. I chose nipple clamps, leg restraints, 2 dildos and a paddle. Fitted the restraints and clamps and then proceeded to smack her arse with the paddle, sometimes a few teasing hits followed by something harder and with her not knowing which cheek was about to get it. She ended with a lovely rosy coloured arse.

Onto to use of dildos, one in her vagina and one in her arse with Woofie sucking my cock at the same time. We moved onto sex (protected), doggie and cowgirl and this was followed by anal which Woofie went at with great enthusiasm. I wanted to come, so back to oral with handjob and Woofie took the whole lot in her mouth making sure I was able to watch her swallow the lot.

We spent a little time talking after this and what a clever, lovely, friendly lady she is, so enjoyable.

The finale was to try watersports which I have never done before. Now aspects of this is never going to be to everybody's taste, so to speak. However, Woofie is patient and understanding. Even after drinking loads of water I could not let go, so this did not work for me. I did though have to stop several times on the way home .

I really enjoyed meeting Woofie and being able to explore new horizons with such a lovely compliant lady.

Would I meet again – most definitely, yes, yes

[HailWood]

Welcome to the dark side, Groundhog 

I have to agree that you picked the perfect lass to be your first submissive.

[Crazydave]

Good review. I can't wait to go and see her again. Just recovering from an op I had recently so not back fit yet, but as soon as I am she's the first visit on my list!

[Fly Ryder]

£200 an hour???? What the actual fuck??????????

[HailWood]

£200 an hour???? What the actual fuck??????????

Mate, you have to experience Woofie to understand 

[Fly Ryder]

Mate, you have to experience Woofie to understand 

How good can she be....seriously £200 per hour? WOW

[NervousJ]

How good can she be....seriously £200 per hour? WOW

I think she could be what I need to push my boundaries. She’s just not really my type, which basically means small tits.. 

If folks are willing to pay that then fair play too her. But yeah it’s top top Wonga...

[Fly Ryder]

I think she could be what I need to push my boundaries. She’s just not really my type, which basically means small tits.. 

If folks are willing to pay that then fair play too her. But yeah it’s top top Wonga...

Yeah I would expect titties for that kind if wonga

[claretandblue]

£320

[Fly Ryder]

£320

I have never ever paid so much for a WG...but you think she was worth it?

[HailWood]

I have never ever paid so much for a WG...but you think she was worth it?

There are plenty who do and the positives on here back that up. IMO, Woofie is a treat and executes her skills in a way that is rare and faultless.

[ZeroCount]

I've never been able to bring myself to spend that much, but it's obvious from her reviews that she's well worth it, if you're into that kind of thing. I will probably bite the bullet one of these days, and just tell myself she's probably more fun overall than the three separate half hour punts with different girls I'd spend my money on otherwise.

[TrapLordNg]

I have never ever paid so much for a WG...but you think she was worth it?

She used to be on Fabswingers. Decent body but facially not all that. Basically paying for pure filth but for that money I’d want someone exceptionally attractive and whilst she’s filthy, she’s mediocre lookswise.

[Fly Ryder]

She used to be on Fabswingers. Decent body but facially not all that. Basically paying for pure filth but for that money I’d want someone exceptionally attractive and whilst she’s filthy, she’s mediocre lookswise.

Yeah I'm in the same boat. I get she provides a good service, but I'd expect a worldie with big tits for that price.

[Kingy28]

I agree with a lot of the comments already made. £200 an hour is a lot of money. I wouldn't pay it but obviously plenty of punters are willing to do so. Facially I also think she is average but service wise, she does a very good job.

[mandy18]

Could be value for money if you can manage a 4 hour session.

[Globoknik]

A four hour session with Woofie is the best money you'll spend.
I don't bother with anything less, you need to be ready for a long and intense time however but it's a wise investment imho.
Also I don't find her 'average looking' at all, whilst I appreciate that beauty is in the eye of the beholder I personally find her a beautiful woman.
I always say you get what you pay for, and four hours with Woofie is value for money indeed!

[claretandblue]

I have never ever paid so much for a WG...but you think she was worth it?

if there is a filthy pse provider who looks like a supermodel I would pay it,unfortunately there isnt!

[DAlpine1980]

I think for me service trumps everything else when I am paying. Looks are always a ymmv thing but she is attractive imo and just a casual glance at her reviews says she treats you very well.

[TrapLordNg]

I do wonder if you offered one of the more attractive but cheaper WGs £200 an hour what they may be willing to do

[chandlerhandler]

A four hour session with Woofie is the best money you'll spend.
I don't bother with anything less, you need to be ready for a long and intense time however but it's a wise investment imho.
Also I don't find her 'average looking' at all, whilst I appreciate that beauty is in the eye of the beholder I personally find her a beautiful woman.
I always say you get what you pay for, and four hours with Woofie is value for money indeed!

I'd never noticed the 4hour rate before because I never got any further than £200 for an hour & binned her!

I'm not sure I'd survive a 4hour booking, I wonder if she'd let me do it in 1 hour stints with an hour off in between!!

[nbarnes]

Same problem.

She looks like a proper submissive and I love the clothing she has on her photos, but £200 an hour is crazy. It's the only thing that's put me off.

[JamesPoppers]

I’ve had Woofie both on a one-to-one and as part of an awesome MFF threesome.  She IS really worth EVERY penny.... never met someone so utterly filthy, sexy, debauched, enjoyable, funny and full of character.... the hours fly by and you will NEVER leave anywhere so utterly happy and sated....

[HailWood]

I'm not sure I'd survive a 4hour booking, I wonder if she'd let me do it in 1 hour stints with an hour off in between!!

My last session with Woofie was 3hrs with an option to extend to 4hrs for £50 more. Didn’t take it up as I had nothing left to give (utterly exhausted my energy and fluids) after 3hrs of sex; and I needed a nap when I got home which has never happened to me before.

[muffdazzler]

For £320 you get four hours (2 sessions) at Club Phoenix with 6-10 hotties and a trip to Prague with the change (advert on Travelzoo (£89 for two night). Don’t care how could or hot she is, imo it is not worth it.

[hendrix]

For £320 you get four hours (2 sessions) at Club Phoenix with 6-10 hotties and a trip to Prague with the change (advert on Travelzoo (£89 for two night). Don’t care how could or hot she is, imo it is not worth it.

Will they do all the services she does? If not, that would be a complete waste of money for me.

[Fly Ryder]

For £320 you get four hours (2 sessions) at Club Phoenix with 6-10 hotties and a trip to Prague with the change (advert on Travelzoo (£89 for two night). Don’t care how could or hot she is, imo it is not worth it.

I agree with you 100%, however as long as there are punters out there willing to pay these extortionate rates, she and other WG's will continue to charge them

[wantkinkyfun]

Woofie's reviews suggest she is very special. I would already have seen her but needed to obtain some feedback first. Her 4 hour rate is good value. She is too expensive to become a regular like the Thai girls but certainly she seems an experience worth trying at least once!

[TrapLordNg]

She is filthy, and that’s what and all you’re paying for. A rate that high isn’t justified by her physically, no way.

Personally, I’m very visually stimulated, and she is quite plain Jane. Very slim but I wouldn’t say gym fit, she was average when I met her some five years ago and can only assume she has aged (science and all that). Thin lips, undistinctive looks, nothing mind blowing - you see much hotter girls in the high street day to day.

If you’re happy to pay purely for service then she’s a good one to spunk your money on. But if you want a girl who will blow your mind visually, there is waaaaay better out there who are far better value.

She offers a specific kink based service. But if that’s your bag, there are much better looking girls on kink specific websites where free arrangements can be made or who like financial kinks if you’re determined to pay.

[HailWood]

She is filthy, and that’s what and all you’re paying for. A rate that high isn’t justified by her physically, no way.

Personally, I’m very visually stimulated, and she is quite plain Jane. Very slim but I wouldn’t say gym fit, she was average when I met her some five years ago and can only assume she has aged (science and all that). Thin lips, undistinctive looks, nothing mind blowing - you see much hotter girls in the high street day to day.

If you’re happy to pay purely for service then she’s a good one to spunk your money on. But if you want a girl who will blow your mind visually, there is waaaaay better out there who are far better value.

She offers a specific kink based service. But if that’s your bag, there are much better looking girls on kink specific websites where free arrangements can be made or who like financial kinks if you’re determined to pay.

You are clearly an experienced guy. I’m looking forward to reading your reviews. 

[wantkinkyfun]

She is filthy, and that’s what and all you’re paying for. A rate that high isn’t justified by her physically, no way.

Personally, I’m very visually stimulated, and she is quite plain Jane. Very slim but I wouldn’t say gym fit, she was average when I met her some five years ago and can only assume she has aged (science and all that). Thin lips, undistinctive looks, nothing mind blowing - you see much hotter girls in the high street day to day.

If you’re happy to pay purely for service then she’s a good one to spunk your money on. But if you want a girl who will blow your mind visually, there is waaaaay better out there who are far better value.

She offers a specific kink based service. But if that’s your bag, there are much better looking girls on kink specific websites where free arrangements can be made or who like financial kinks if you’re determined to pay.

Can you suggest some kink specific sites?

[peter53]

Been trying to contact her by email but no replies and no phone number showing eithef

[binbag]

I saw Woofie once for a 4hr session. Not a stunner to look at but a fit looking woman, really good company and the venue was really comfortable, safe and secure. On top of all that she's insatiable when it comes to fucking and sucking. She seemed genuinely pleased that for the next 4 hrs there was nothing to do only fuck and suck. I like longer sessions so, even though the 4 hr session was a lot of money (500 quid I think), given the place, her attitude and the service, I thought she was well worth it. Unfortunately I'm not always able to muster up that much money so, good value or not, it's not something I could do regularly. I haven't been back because I haven't been in Nottingham with the necessary funds but if I was nearby, with 4hrs to kill and had the dosh, I'd definitely see her again. She gave me the best 4hr feast of unrestrained lustful enthusiasm I can remember.  If her rates for say, 2 hrs, were more affordable I'd be much more likely to visit regularly.

[TrapLordNg]

Can you suggest some kink specific sites?

I’d be happy to, provided it’s not against site rules...if admin could confirm perhaps?

[Lincs.man1]

I’d be happy to, provided it’s not against site rules...if admin could confirm perhaps?

Intriguing....

[ZeroCount]

I'm jealous of all you guys saying that the 4 hour session makes her better value for money. For me, all the good stuff happens in the first hour or so, and if there's a good value 30 minute option then I'm a proper happy bunny. I have neither the stamina nor the patience to make a four hour session worth my while. 

[Newtothisstuff]

I'm jealous of all you guys saying that the 4 hour session makes her better value for money. For me, all the good stuff happens in the first hour or so, and if there's a good value 30 minute option then I'm a proper happy bunny. I have neither the stamina nor the patience to make a four hour session worth my while. 

I often book a girl for half an hour. I just want to fill a bag and go. I'll book hour punts too but I don't book longer ones. I don't have the stamina or patience either.

[Lincs.man1]

I often book a girl for half an hour. I just want to fill a bag and go. I'll book hour punts too but I don't book longer ones. I don't have the stamina or patience either.

I am of the same mind NTTS. Get rid of some dirty water, have some fun doing it and get off!

[HailWood]

I am of the same mind NTTS. Get rid of some dirty water, have some fun doing it and get off!

Isn’t this the joy of punting. There is almost everything to suit everyone being provided out there so long as you have the money and are prepared to do your research.

[Newtothisstuff]

Isn’t this the joy of punting. There is almost everything to suit everyone being provided out there so long as you have the money and are prepared to do your research.

It is. I just find that there are fewer and fewer girls I'd willingly book. They're all on a different planet when it comes to money. Woofie may have a fantastic reputation and be as dirty and slutty as they come, but no prostitute is worth £3.33 a minute!  Woofie isn't alone in this. They're all charging far more than they're worth or are putting their rates up. Some by quite a lot. Even the Glapwell Grannies have gone from £65 to £70 for a half hour! Who in their right mind pays a pensioner £70 for half an hour?! I've got to the point where I look at the increased prices and think, a girl may be a good shag, but I'm damned if I'm going to pay them that much.
I couldn't decide if I wanted to stop punting or not recently. I've had a few shit punts and they were all £150 or more for an hour. So I've decided that I'll see Chelsea when I'm up near Mansfield as she's only £100 for an hour. If I'm somewhere else, I'm still not going to break the £100 barrier.
Maybe if we all did something similar, we could drive prices back down to more realistic levels. I'd love to see Tontober all year round!

[hendrix]

It is. I just find that there are fewer and fewer girls I'd willingly book. They're all on a different planet when it comes to money. Woofie may have a fantastic reputation and be as dirty and slutty as they come, but no prostitute is worth £3.33 a minute!  Woofie isn't alone in this. They're all charging far more than they're worth or are putting their rates up. Some by quite a lot. Even the Glapwell Grannies have gone from £65 to £70 for a half hour! Who in their right mind pays a pensioner £70 for half an hour?! I've got to the point where I look at the increased prices and think, a girl may be a good shag, but I'm damned if I'm going to pay them that much.
I couldn't decide if I wanted to stop punting or not recently. I've had a few shit punts and they were all £150 or more for an hour. So I've decided that I'll see Chelsea when I'm up near Mansfield as she's only £100 for an hour. If I'm somewhere else, I'm still not going to break the £100 barrier.
Maybe if we all did something similar, we could drive prices back down to more realistic levels. I'd love to see Tontober all year round!

How do you justify a prostitute being £100 an hour?! Or even £50? Why on earth would you pay £40 for a fuck?

[Steely Dan]

Two groups of punters.  Those that say that Woofie can't be worth it, and those that have fucked her.

As some may know, I am a big Tontober fan.  I'll TOFTT on a £100 escort gladly. I think it is mad that punters pay London agencies crazy fees.  I love a £100 fuck.  But I don't regret any of the £3.33 I have spent on this one.

[HailWood]

Two groups of punters.  Those that say that Woofie can't be worth it, and those that have fucked her.

As some may know, I am a big Tontober fan.  I'll TOFTT on a £100 escort gladly. I think it is mad that punters pay London agencies crazy fees.  I love a £100 fuck.  But I don't regret any of the £3.33 I have spent on this one.

Or the £1.88 if you have the energy to last the longer sessions.

[hendrix]

Two groups of punters.  Those that say that Woofie can't be worth it, and those that have fucked her.

As some may know, I am a big Tontober fan.  I'll TOFTT on a £100 escort gladly. I think it is mad that punters pay London agencies crazy fees.  I love a £100 fuck.  But I don't regret any of the £3.33 I have spent on this one.

I've never seen her - just curious about arbitrary numbers that are deemed to be "worth it" or not. I mean, I'd never pay even £20 for a kiss, bj and a fuck. Total waste of my money.

[Picti]

I've always considered prostitution to be quite simple at the transactional level. The seller explicitly advertises the "product", services, and the fee. The buyer bases his purchasing choices on his evaluation of the balance between these. If one WG is deemed to be too expensive, then the punter's choice simply redirects to the many remaining options.

The above assumes authenticity, and Woofie is authentic. She has a skill set, attitude, approach, performance, etc that places her above most. All that comes at a premium, and she is undeniably expensive. So I enjoy her as an occasional treat.

[Newtothisstuff]

Personally, I still think £100 is too much, but it's down to what people are willing to pay. My problem isn't with Woofie charging £200 for an hour. It's that prices across the board are going up. In far too many cases they're going up by quite a lot.
So if girls can afford to take part in Tontober (and let's face it - they wouldn't be doing it if they made a loss)... why should we not be asking for that rate for the rest of the year?

[Lincs.man1]

Isn’t this the joy of punting. There is almost everything to suit everyone being provided out there so long as you have the money and are prepared to do your research.

Indeed MTB, There is something out there for most punters, we are all different and have varied amounts of money to spend on our SP's. I like a good attractive milf to take her time, others want to fuck a young bird while high on poppers. I write the odd report which i hope can be helpful and enjoy reading reports by others.   

[Fly Ryder]

So I'm off to Barcelona on Monday to watch some champions league footy. I've booked an hour with this hottie for 70 euros

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That means an hour with her, flight, hotels and champions league tickets are still less than an hour with Woofie. Just saying.

[HailWood]

So I'm off to Barcelona on Monday to watch some champions league footy. I've booked an hour with this hottie for 70 euros

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That means an hour with her, flight, hotels and champions league tickets are still less than an hour with Woofie. Just saying.

Review? Shall look forward to reading it. My money is in a B&S when you get there.
Enjoy the footy, be carful in Barcelona when pissed though - fucking muggers central.

[Fly Ryder]

Review? Shall look forward to reading it. My money is in a B&S when you get there.
Enjoy the footy, be carful in Barcelona when pissed though - fucking muggers central.

She has some legit good review mate. I spent over 4 hours looking over lots of different girls there. The 70 euros is an offer she has on at the moment, but I will make sure to review when I get back!