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Author Topic: If you were a male pro$$ie.....  (Read 2780 times)

Roland D Hay

I'd be spending all my time worrying about how I was going to get wood over some of the complete munters who would be booking my services... On second thoughts I'd just do erotic massage with a happy ending.

Offline MidlandsEscortxo

I'd charge £150ph for cuddles and to listen to what kind of day they had. I'd also say have you lost weight since we last met etc. I'd nod lots and laugh in the right places plus I'd say shit like you're too good for him he's not worth it. I'd clean up for sure

where do i sign up for this hour of ego boosting? :)

Offline vorian

I'd be spending all my time worrying about how I was going to get wood over some of the complete munters who would be booking my services... On second thoughts I'd just do erotic massage with a happy ending.

That is why you need to join SAAFE and learn how to be a "High class elite courtesan" then you won't need to get wood. You can cook them dinner, discuss politics, ask them to unblock the sink. At the end of your special time together you can tell them to go in bathroom to finger themselves to climax whilst they think about how lucky they were to enjoy your company.  Only £500 plus gifts and tip of course.
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Offline dandaley

Even if i wanted to do it i wouldnt be able to get it up or keep it up shagging women i dont fancy nowadays. And having to kiss or give RO to such women would make me vomit to the point of incapacity.

agree i couldnt do it either so maybe thats why they earn the big bucks as who would do it for less than the av 80 - 130 not me  :vomit:

Offline SirFrank

Will you throw in a cupcake and where can I book ;)

Haha. Done. Yes I'd a free offer a brew and homemade cake with every booking. Cupcakes carrot cake and peanut butter cheesecake
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Offline SirFrank

where do i sign up for this hour of ego boosting? :)

If there's enough interest I'll have to change my adultwork profile to offering services  ;)
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