Author Topic: Saffron 92 - Birmingham TOFTT  (Read 1113 times)


1 review(s) for  Saffron XX  (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by houseboot]

Offline Newtothisstuff

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Couldn't decide if this should be a negative or neutral review.
Price. £150 - 1 hour.
Outcall.

Went up near Brum recently and booked Saffron 92 for an outcall. Her comms were good and she answered all my questions fairly quickly. So, I thought I'd TOFTT and book her. I wish I hadn't.

She was friendly enough. Chatty and easy to break the ice with. Facially the photos are definitely her. I missed the obvious though. The outfits in the photos hide a larger tummy than she let's on. I don't think she's a size 12. More like a 14. I can't be sure if she was any bigger because she didn't want to take all her clothes off. She had a basque and knickers on for the booking. When we started she took her knickers off and flipped her tits out of the basque. She wouldn't take it off though because she didn't feel comfortable doing that. WTF? So either she had 'C' Section scars and stretch marks or she was using it to hold the belly in and hide its size. She's also older too. I'd guess she's early 30's.
The other thing was that she didn't smell fresh or clean. She had that smell smokers have when they think that suckling a mint hides everything. It didn't. Not by a long way. She and her clothes smelt really strongly of stale fags. The smell heavy smokers have after a long day. It was strong enough that it ruined the punt before we got started.

I did try to carry on and she was definitely willing. She does give very good OWO and has very sensitive nipples. She even gives a good tit wank. Most girls I've had try this are a bit crap. Saffron was actually very good at it. But I just couldn't bring myself to go near her pussy. A shifty sniff of my finger told me stale fags wasn't the only smell in the room.

I can live with a girl being big. I don't really care about age.... but lying about them on profiles pisses me off. I'm happy to book older girls. I'm happy to book bigger girls. I just want to know before she turns up. She needs to cut down on the lipstick too. Golden rule - never leave lipstick all over a punter. Wives notice even if the punter doesn't.
What ruined the punt for me was the smell. It didn't matter that she was really friendly and a genuinely nice person. Even during some very good cock sucking, the stale fag smell was so strong it meant you enjoy what she was doing.

I really couldn't decide between a negative review or a neutral for this punt. She genuinely is a very nice person. She's also very good a sucking cock. I just hate girls turning up when they're not fresh and clean. Especially when it really was a very strong smell. If you smoke, you probably won't care and she'll be a fantastic punt as long as you know that she's bigger and older than her profile states. For £150, I expect a lot more.

Offline Newtothisstuff

In case you're thinking - picky bastard giving a Negative for a whiff of fags. You could be right. It wasn't just a mild smell. It was almost overpowering and it was stale. But it also meant that for the smell of stale fags to be that strong and so stale, she certainly hadn't bothered to go near a shower recently. She'd just turned up without having washed. I wouldn't expect that from a girl charging £100 an hour so I was pissed off that a WG charging £150 couldn't be arsed to even wash before she came.

Offline The Owl

I've seen smokers who don't reek of smoke let alone stale smoke. If you're saying she had a smelly pussy then that combined with the stale smoke smell is enough to put her on my blacklist. Thanks for reviewing her.

Offline Newtothisstuff

I've seen smokers who don't reek of smoke let alone stale smoke. If you're saying she had a smelly pussy then that combined with the stale smoke smell is enough to put her on my blacklist. Thanks for reviewing her.
She did.

Offline Newtothisstuff

Just remembered. During the punt, she said somethind about how she'd worked before under a different name or two. Possibly through an agency. I wonder if anyone recognises her as there might be other reviews under her previous names.

Offline PussyLover789

I put a reverse booking for when i was to visit wolverhampton about two weeks ago, and she bidded and i was sooooo tempted her boobs looked amazing and she offered everything i asked for, the reason i didnt go to wolverhampton due to personal reasons, im so glad i read this becuase i wont be re arranging with her, i hate the smell of smoke and i cant be doing with girls who dont wash below, thanx for the review

Offline inbruges

For £150 I'd expect more too. Lack of hygiene, stale smoke, pussy smell =  :vomit: