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Offline softlad

Lot's of claims on profiles.... "I really gush," or "watch me squirt....."
How many of us have experienced a true squirter ?
 
I saw one about 8/9 years ago from sheffield (squirting milf) she must have retired now.
She wasn't my type physically but I was intrigued.
She had one of those G spot dildo's she used to bring her self off, then gushed, near fuckin drowned me.  :scare:
Just like you see in porn films, she was spasming out of control, no way was it an act.
I've tried the technique she seemed to use, on women since to see if I had the power, all to no avail.... :(
 
« Last Edit: March 25, 2011, 11:38:06 PM by softlad »

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I did it once that I know of.  I thought I'd wet the bed.

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I did it once that I know of.  I thought I'd wet the bed.

You did it yourself, or someone did it too you ?

If it was done too you, what was his technique ?

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If it was done too you, what was his technique ?
No idea, it was an overnighter.  We met in the afternoon and were pretty much at it all day and night with a few stops along the way.  I think it was a cumulative effect, about 4 hours in.

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Lot's of claims on profiles.... "I really gush," or "watch me squirt....."
How many of us have experienced a true squirter ?
 
I saw one about 8/9 years ago from sheffield (squirting milf) she must have retired now.
She wasn't my type physically but I was intrigued.
She had one of those G spot dildo's she used to bring her self off, then gushed, near fuckin drowned me.  :scare:
Just like you see in porn films, she was spasming out of control, no way was it an act.
I've tried the technique she seemed to use, on women since to see if I had the power, all to no avail.... :(

Only once and it very unexpectedly from my point of view came gushing out like a hosepipe soaking me, the wallpaper, curtains, carpet and furniture, i nearly died of shock. :D

Cytheira might of spelt her name wrongly is one of the most famous pornstar squirters but a pornstar called Angela Stone is the one who squirts in a similar hosepipe way to my experience.

Offline Daffodil

I have never come across a real-life squirt and have only seen it occasionally in porn. What is the fluid? Urine?

Offline Lady Poppy

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I'm only aware of squirting once. I know as apparently I got him right in the eye.  However, gushing I have done lots of times, with the first time being during my swinging days.  I can not do it to myself and it is a definite technique that works on me.  Men that know what they are doing, can get me to gush in seconds and now and again it happens during penetration.

What makes me gush?  I'm told the technique that works for me is a rapid and fairly firm fingering over the g-spot, a bit like a royal wave from side to side.  It is quite an unusual feeling and if it happens a lot you do feel really dehydrated and heady.

Through penetration it tends to be banana shaped cocks that make me cum most and ones that are around 5" to 6" that make me gush.  I guess it must be the constant rubbing and hitting of the g-spot again and a little nipple tweaking also helps with the orgasms as well.

I haven't gushed for a good couple of months and if someone requests it, then it is not likely to happen, as I have to be totally relaxed and turned on, so being under pressure to perform, is no good at all.  I love it when it does happen though.

In contrast a friend of mine gushes bucket loads and a lot more frequently than me.  I'm glad I don't do it that often, her sheets must get into a terrible state.  She should have plastic sheets lol.

Offline softlad

What is the fluid? Urine?

It's defo not Urine......
It has a different consistency.
Also the scent.
You know when you've had a really good fucking session with someone, and the scent of sex fills the room, well the squirted liquid has the same smell, just a little concentrated.
The power in which it was despatched also, properly fast like a hose pipe.
I'm sometimes a little suspicious of the stuff you see in Porn films, I think it could be simulated.
When you get a proper squirter you will know about it.  ;)


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Just the wiki entry gives plenty of info on the competing data . . .

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

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Offline Lady Poppy

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Just the wiki entry gives plenty of info on the competing data . . .

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

:D

I decided not to use that one due to it's lack of content. lol

Offline James999

It seems the "Squirter" is the latest phrase girls have logged onto, lots claim it exists and it does happen loads say it's just grils pissing, It's not something I seek but a girl did offer to show me a few years back and put down a towel, she then just pissed on it.

So whilst it may exist i'd guess 95% of the people that claim it don't do it.

Seen it 3 times once with a girl that knew she could and twice with girls that were suprised .
And it deffinetly wasnt urine ...

Offline Jimmyredcab

It seems the "Squirter" is the latest phrase girls have logged onto, lots claim it exists and it does happen loads say it's just grils pissing, It's not something I seek but a girl did offer to show me a few years back and put down a towel, she then just pissed on it.

So whilst it may exist i'd guess 95% of the people that claim it don't do it.

It certainly exists but it is very rare.
In over 25 years of punting I have only seen it a few times, the fluid is NOT urine. ;)


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It certainly exists but it is very rare.
In over 25 years of punting I have only seen it a few times, the fluid is NOT urine. ;)



It's not as rare as guys who know how to make it  happen.  I was in my 30s before I ever had it happen to me and I doubted I could do it, in fact I believed I couldn't do it, that is until someone who was renowned for their skills was let loose on me and got floods out of me.  The first time it happened during penetrative sex was a real shock and I was glad not to be sleeping on that side of the bed :)

Offline oconnor

Advertising that she squirts would be enough to put me off and find someone less complicated.  The thought of it makes me feel sick :)  Maybe it is something the older woman thinks men will find attractive?

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Advertising that she squirts would be enough to put me off and find someone less complicated.  The thought of it makes me feel sick :)  Maybe it is something the older woman thinks men will find attractive?

It isnt something that i would seek out myself.


Offline Cactus

An ex of mine used to squirt/gush a fair bit, I found it quite a turn on to be honest, she got very very wet during foreplay and would usually gush when I teased her G-spot in a kind fashion with 2 fingers like if you were making a "come here" sort of gesture (if that makes sense?).  She really did get unbelievably wet when played with in the right way and a gush was usually on the cards and sometimes a full on squirt.  Oral used to work too, with a finger dipped occassionally while working on the clit with my tongue.

I have met an escort who squirted, however the third time we met she absolutely stank down below (as I have mentioned before) so have not seen her since (although she has relocated to Bristol).  She used to squirt by playing with herself with a vibe on her clit.

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I teased her G-spot in a kind fashion with 2 fingers like if you were making a "come here" sort of gesture (if that makes sense?). 

Yes it does.  I was told the technique that worked on me was like a royal wave, so very similar. It is not very often that anyone gets it right though.

Offline Cactus

Yes it does.  I was told the technique that worked on me was like a royal wave, so very similar. It is not very often that anyone gets it right though.

We are going to have one hell of a time if we ever get together, what with the pussy pumping and me getting you squirting all over the place  :yahoo: We'll book the hotel under your name  :P


Offline Cactus

Want a cameraman ??

Depends what your editing skills are like?  I'd like to lose a double chin and gain a couple of inches elsewhere in the final mix

Sounds like a body double required then ....



joking

Offline Lady Poppy

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We are going to have one hell of a time if we ever get together, what with the pussy pumping and me getting you squirting all over the place  :yahoo: We'll book the hotel under your name  :P

I think with my sounds effects it might be wise not to use a hotel at all!  A padded cell might be wiser.


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