Alice - New Inn Yard massage

[MajorPayne]

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The advertisement states :

Treat yourself to one of our glorious complete private massage services in our fully equipped brand new massage centre in Shoreditch, just 2 minutes from Shoreditch High Street station, 7 minutes from Liverpool Street station, or 10 minutes from Old Street station.

Each massage room is provided with hot showers and towels to ensure you are able to completely unwind in a relaxed, beautiful atmosphere.

Fancied a massage one lunchtime and this place sounded nearby, texted the number 07975751166 and told the address and confirmed full service not an option but not anything else.  Went along and arrived at the location, nothing to indicate it is a "brand new massage centre" but hey I rang the bell and shortly after Alice, a young (21yo) pretty (maybe 7/10) Chinese girl answered the door in a loose tee-shirt and black jeans (guessing a size 6/8) and took me upstairs to the massage room; no hot shower in sight. . .

Alice asked me what I wanted so said 30 minute massage and handed over my £25.  As I got undressed Alice left the room and stayed out until I was face down on the table. I asked for a firm massage and she started.  The massage was okay but none of the expected cc swipes nor under strokes and when she was doing my legs any touching of my dick could have been classed as accidental.

About 15 minutes in she asked if I wanted HE for £20, asked her what else she did and was told £45 for both B2B and HE.   Given what I'd already experienced I didn't have much confidence in how good she would with the HJ.   I was curious however to see what she looked naked, but on this occasion told my dick to be quiet and politely declined her offer.  A few minutes later she asked me to turn over and draped a towel over me.  Given she had just told me that HJ and B2B were on offer this modesty amused me.

Still wondering if I should have taken the B2B . . .

Her English wasn't perfect and at one point she got her phone to help translate.  Alice mentioned to me that she works there Wednesday & Thursday and in another location near London Bridge Monday, Tuesday & Friday.

Probably shouldn't be surprised that the advert was a blatant lie but giving a negative because of it.

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[mastervon]

I have pretty much stopped going here but over the years I have found this to be a reliable establishment with decent fixed prices.

£20 HE and £45 B2B.  As ever YMMV with B2B depending on the provider but I bave had some relatively adventurous experiences short of FS.

I think Alice was the last  girl I saw there and she was pretty useless.  Massage skills not great.  If I recall correctly a £20 HE with very limited touching.

[MajorPayne]

Glad I didn't waste £20 on her hand job then.

[Quatro]

Imho, Alice has a great body, is reasonably attractive and quite young.

Seen her a couple of times for B2B, which was very enjoyable, although touching is limited and as far as I can tell, she doesn’t offer RO.

Her body slides are decent and she’ll have a good go at BR with her B cups and will happily stick her index finger up your arse.

As always, it’s horses for courses.