sweetxxkisses - Airdrie

[Bigb31]

Meet sweet at her very nice home with adequate street parking and private entrance. This Lady is no stick insect she has love handles to hold onto if the larger lady is not your thing you don't know what you are missing. I was greeted with a lovely French kiss before being taken to the bedroom. I was asked if I required a shower in the wet room which I did with Sweet joining me for some soapy fun. Whilst I was drying off Sweet was in the bedroom putting the lingerie I requested back on. Once we settled on the large bed we indulged in some serious French kissing before my hand left her lovely large breasts to find her shaven pussy. This lady enjoys what she does as her pussy was wet and didn't take long before she orgasmed. She then gently massaged my cock and balls before treating me to the most amazing blowjob and ball licking her tongue is as erect as a cock and she knows how to use it. Once the helmet was on I entered her wet but extremely tight pussy doggy style as we fucked I gently spanked her lovely bum. After she had another orgasm I withdrew as I wanted to cum over these large tits and her lovely face. This lady is a 10 out of 10  and if you don't spend time with her you will not know what you are missing. Simply a great lady kiss fuck and suck.
Visit soon but treat her good

[Jock D]

FFS...No Link...No Location.

If you're going to write a review that's the 2 starting points.

[Boinky]

1. A wall of text is hard to read. Use paragraphs.

2. Location of meet. We're not psychic. Which city, incall or outcall etc.

3. Cost.

4. A link to the actual SP. Again, we're not psychic.

5. Save the fluffy pish for Adultwork. It doesn't go down well here. 

Visit soon but treat her good

Before you post a review, read others and the Wiki to learn how to do it decently as the above is a waste of time. It reads more like a shit erotic novel than a review.

[Name Not Found]

Made my eyes hurt trying to read that pish. 

10 out of 10; presumably in comparison with all the other WG's you've reviewed/seen?

You've crammed every clicé in the book into one paragraph of fluffy shite.

Fanny.

(on second thoughts, you're probably the WG herself - you certainly write like a girl)

[Hurricanm8]

Think this is the link
External Link/Members Only

odd reviews imo

[Name Not Found]

Think this is the link
External Link/Members Only

It's already indexed - look up!

[Happyjose]

Fun fact: the four reviewers for this prossie have 25 posts between them, with the last 2 having one each (so far, but will be surprised if this fluffy gonk comes back).

Suspicious as fuck

[Boinky]

Beat me to it. I've reported it.


She has 4 reviews. All reviews from first timers.

3 of those first timers have never posted another review and the one that has a few reviews, has mainly dissed her local competition.

[TommyMoundfrigger]

Smelled a super size fluffy rat as soon as I read it and seen his post/review count.

[bigmike32]

A 10 out of 10 no less.

[Bigb31]

In response to certain posts if you can't read the text then are you old enough to be on this site? In response to another comment the location was in the heading and to answer another on contacting her you would find out the cost.
I report as I find if you do not like that then that is your issue.
Put paragraphs in to help someone.

[Name Not Found]

In response to another comment the location was in the heading

No it wasn't dickhead - I had to add it for you.

If you can't even remember what (shite) you wrote, there's not much hope for you.

Put paragraphs in to help someone.

You need to look up the definition of 'paragraph' somewhere mate. It doesn't mean 'new line'.

[Happyjose]

So apart from the format, style, content, lack of detail and objectivity, everything else is ok?

OP, you’re a useless tout and should get some self respect. Gushing over a prossie like this

And there are standards here that we are all expected to adhere to. The fact you refuse to discuss the fee, instead referring members back to the prossie, says all we need to know

[Bigger69]

The last line on reviews 3 and 4 are almost the same word for word. 

If you like your ladies large I would very much recommend her.

If you like your ladies with curves I would highly recommend her

[Name Not Found]

The last line on reviews 3 and 4 are almost the same word for word. 

Indeed. far too much similarity in style, length and content in her reviews to be a coincidence.

[FBman78]

Never write "treat her well" that is the death nail in your coffin.

[lewisjones23]

I’ve heard it all now

The prossie in question is moaning to Admin about being called a prossie

What the hell does she think she is? 

[James999]

She's not happy about this review, a quick look at her profile shows her to be old and fat, surely she should feel lucky she found someone to pay her 

[lewisjones23]

She's not happy about this review, a quick look at her profile shows her to be old and fat, surely she should feel lucky she found someone to pay her 

I might be a bit behind the times but isnt that what a prossie does?

[Hurley]

Not happy about being called a prossie and demanding this review be removed.
Fat fucking chance dear.

[Stegroid]

She's not happy about this review, a quick look at her profile shows her to be old and fat, surely she should feel lucky she found someone to pay her 

I think it’s because being called a prossie is the only truth in this post

Complaining to admin about a positive review about herself, heard it all now

[Boinky]

It's is a bit harsh calling her a prossie. She's more the elite courtesan type.....

Failing we could meet midway and call her a deluded, overweight munter that needs shitty touts to get her business type working girl.

Or shorten in to fat whore.

[Stegroid]

It's is a bit harsh calling her a prossie. She's more the elite courtesan type.....

Failing we could meet midway and call her a deluded, overweight munter that needs shitty touts to get her business type working girl.

Or shorten in to fat whore.

Wouldn’t mind hearing her spiel though, try telling my wife she wasn’t a prossie 

[James999]

Not happy about being called a prossie and demanding this review be removed.
Fat fucking chance dear.

She will probably now complain that you've mentioned she's Fat 

[FBman78]

No happy with a positive review????

[Happyjose]

It's is a bit harsh calling her a prossie. She's more the elite courtesan type.....

She might very well be elite for Airdrie

[madeinwales56]

In response to certain posts if you can't read the text then are you old enough to be on this site? In response to another comment the location was in the heading and to answer another on contacting her you would find out the cost.
I report as I find if you do not like that then that is your issue.
Put paragraphs in to help someone.

Oh dear. Mr Bigb31 is certainly living up to his moniker. Wouldn't want to come across him in a dark alley would ya?
And I have had a look at the lady's Adultwork profile and I can categorically confirm that she is a prossie. You're welcome.

[hairdownthere]

I know her personally, she's a lovely woman, never punted with her though.

Biiiiiiig lass, attractive though and I imagine she was quite a looker when she was slimmer.  The area she lives in is an utter shithole but her house is nice and very clean

But, she sells sex, and is therefore a prostitute!  Oldest trade in the book

[lewisjones23]

Back crying to Admin again 

[finn5555]

The lard arse pro$$ie is spamming the reports page this won’t end well 

Hidden Image/Members Only

[andymars19]

Yep, Admin's gonna love all those reports asking to be contacted.

Bye then!

[Hurley]

6 requests that must be a record

[scutty brown]

her looks do nothing for me, too much of a lard ass.
too many deep fried Mars bars

[seeker]

Size 18 
On the plus side 
Yes there's always a silver lining 
She won't be able to hide behind the door ,unless its a hanger door 
So youll have the chance to  leg it as soon as you clamp eyes on it 
If your brave /stupid enough to go there in the first place .

[hairdownthere]

Size 18 

I think she was 18 last time she saw a size 18

[Brian_6060]

If I'm the one you are referring to who in your eyes is mainly dissing her local competition, the two negative reviews related to one in Coatbridge she was about as lively as a stuffed toy and got exactly the review she deserved, the other negative was a WG in Kilwinning, hardly local to Airdrie and again she got the review she deserved, I haven't posted too many reviews due to my having major surgery twice which precludes me from indulging at the moment, when all is well in the plumbing I'll get back at it. (then again if it wasn't me you were talking about just ignore this post)

Beat me to it. I've reported it.


She has 4 reviews. All reviews from first timers.

3 of those first timers have never posted another review and the one that has a few reviews, has mainly dissed her local competition.

[Brian_6060]

Not guilty M'lud, I wrote the first review, so perhaps the the diem2015 fellow used my review as a template and changed the odd word when doing his.........

The last line on reviews 3 and 4 are almost the same word for word. 

[J_H]

Pushing her euphemisms to the limit with 'voluptuous' (= 18 plus!), and 'lass' (= 48 prossie years = 55 solar years!).

With hyperbole like that, she could swap her job as prossie in Airdrie (sorry, elite courtesan in a select, leafy suburb) for one in an estate agent.