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Offline CoolTiger

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Q. why do you escort    

A. BECAUSE I LOVE SEX
BECAUSE I LOVE MONEY
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BECAUSE IM FUNDAMENTLLAY LAZY
:):):):):)

One would have thought it should have been in reverse order!! :D

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Q. Why do you do this job?    

A. Well, £150 for an hour of sexual experience something every woman enjoys, or 40hours working a minimum wage job to pay the tax man. Waking up 8am and working the 9 to 5 routine. Pretty boring huh.


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Does that mean she doesn't declare all her earnings to HMRC?

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Does that mean she doesn't declare all her earnings to HMRC?

I'll let Jimmy answer that  :D
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Q. why do you escort    

A. BECAUSE I LOVE SEX
BECAUSE I LOVE MONEY
AND
BECAUSE IM FUNDAMENTLLAY LAZY
:):):):):)

One would have thought it should have been in reverse order!! :D

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She missed off DELUDED  :sarcastic:

Offline CBPaul

Fundamentally lazy  :lol:

Could also be that she says she appears on bluebird TV, not heard of that so taking a look they seem to have no models and no shows - earnings from that aren't going to be too high then.

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Often wondered about this in general. Going off some of the AW profiles, it seems that there are a few genuine "bitches in heat", but I believe that most do it just for the cash. I suppose they all must like shagging a bit, because if they hated it they probably wouldn't last long at the trade.  :unknown:

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Q. Why do you do this job?    

A. Well, £150 for an hour of sexual experience something every woman enjoys, or 40hours working a minimum wage job to pay the tax man. Waking up 8am and working the 9 to 5 routine. Pretty boring huh.


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She's not even English, but has been painstaking to try to cover it up with copy-paste from elsewhere (shouldn't point this out to her / her pimp I suppose)

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Often wondered about this in general. Going off some of the AW profiles, it seems that there are a few genuine "bitches in heat", but I believe that most do it just for the cash. I suppose they all must like shagging a bit, because if they hated it they probably wouldn't last long at the trade.  :unknown:

I very much doubt any prossie is in "heat" as any point, it is a job. Only very few people in the world a lucky enough to have a job they "enjoy". Even if they did enjoy it at first after a while doing the same thing day in day our becomes boring. I try to change jobs about every three years or I get bored.

They ALL do it for cash it is a job that you can earn a LOT of money doing. They are self employed (Well the good ones don't have pimps anyway) and can control how much they do or do not work.

Do they like shagging a bit, everyone likes shagging a bit. I like eating McDonalds a bit but if I had to do it for a job it would be boring.

Prossies do not have to like or enjoy their job, makes no difference to me what is important is they are professional with regards to the job and their business. Part of being professional is acting as though they do enjoy the job. If they can not convince you they are enjoying your company then they should not be taking money for sexual services.

The best WG's understand this fundamental truth and will think about good customer service, the bad ones won't give a fuck. The one and only problem I can see about UKP is we do not celebrate and support the good prossies enough. We rightly criticise prossies who give bad service and we should hound those out until they quit.

However when a good one comes along, which I agree is rare, then the attitude is often yeah she is a prossie so she should be good, or she should be good at that price, along those lines. Anecdotally I have notices that the bad reviews on this site seem to have a lot more views than the good ones. I don't know why. Perhaps a new topic. 


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She's not even English, but has been painstaking to try to cover it up with copy-paste from elsewhere (shouldn't point this out to her / her pimp I suppose)

sorry..
Which one? and how did you deduce the copy and paste?

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sorry..
Which one? and how did you deduce the copy and paste?

^^^ the one you just linked to.  It's ever so perfect but which English person would write
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No, I am here to enjoy the time and gain a sexual pleasure. Not go through tuture and hell.
- totally unidiomatic.  Also she is 20 / 22 but has a degree, runs her own business etc - bollocks!  I've read this sort of stuff on other profiles - see how she waxes philosophical on her blog, do you think the person you'll meet will be so accomplished?  I may be wrong of course ...

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I like he way she says in her Q&A £150 an hour for fun yet her prices are £300 an hour and £150 for half hour  in Nottingham :scare:

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Q. why do you escort    

A. BECAUSE I LOVE SEX
BECAUSE I LOVE MONEY
AND
BECAUSE IM FUNDAMENTLLAY LAZY
:):):):):)

One would have thought it should have been in reverse order!! :D

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She is lazy for sure. I offered her a handsome fee for a longer booking and was willing to pay travel costs. Responded with " no but why don't you come to me???? "

Gordo987

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I like he way she says in her Q&A £150 an hour for fun yet her prices are £300 an hour and £150 for half hour  in Nottingham :scare:

Perhaps in she just does magic tricks and tells jokes Nottingham? :unknown:

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Hello Guys. First of I would like to say great that you all want to talk about me. Its pretty awsome . So heres what Im going to do. Answer your questions enquires and comments.

For obvious reasons we do not use our real names. So I am Alexis. I am new to the adult industry. I was a lap dancer and worked out that I should try webcamming. And personally think its great. On my account I change my personal profile. It depends on my mood or how I am feel and what I want, as it is my discretion.

I dont tend to escort I will state some obvious facts. If you say your not an escort your unlikely to make much money, As men like to believe that they have a chance with you or in meeting you. So depending on what I want depends on what I say.

Do you guys know that the majority or what girls say is to lead you on, to keep you on line, to make money. Correct. We tell you what you want to here.

I have a few feedbacks from meets as I dont tend to do them. Only if the money is good. On my facts and questions I forgot to amend them. They was altered when I realised. I realised that I was worth more and put the rates up.

Yes, I have declared my self as self employed and sort my taxes out. Just think any monies on adult work goes into a bank account stated ADULTWORK. I am sure that there for hmrevenue will see my bank statements and what I have made. Also studying Financial Planning I am adamant I know the way the system works.

okay more about me as your all intrigued. I have been in the industry for 6months, I bought a house renovated, decorated, and rented it out. to me that is starting a business in property . just for all you judgemental people.

I went to university at the age of 18 to study marketing management a three year course at loughborough university.. I am now 22. I will leave you to work out the maths.

So to all you offering or seeking services this is me, the truth. Not that any of it is your business. I talk in confidence as I am proud of my achievements however small they are.

I wish you all the best of luck in finding something better to do with your lives as we can see how amusing this is. Please excuse any grammar.


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The blokes don't want your life story whether it's true or not, they want to know what they are getting.

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So if thats the case why are they asking me personal questions. and therefor your all discussing it. I must laugh it off. just thought I would confront everyone as theres some mix up.

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So if thats the case why are they asking me personal questions. and therefor your all discussing it. I must laugh it off. just thought I would confront everyone as theres some mix up.

Goodbye  :bomb:

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Fundamentally lazy  :lol:

Could also be that she says she appears on bluebird TV, not heard of that so taking a look they seem to have no models and no shows - earnings from that aren't going to be too high then.
I'm not sure about Bluebird TV, but their porn distribution company is really big in the UK, they edit them as softcore versions as well, you know the shit DVDs you used to see in Virgin Megastores wrapped in blacktape.

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I went to university at the age of 18 to study marketing management a three year course at loughborough university.. I am now 22. I will leave you to work out the maths.

So to all you offering or seeking services this is me, the truth. Not that any of it is your business. I talk in confidence as I am proud of my achievements however small they are.

I wish you all the best of luck in finding something better to do with your lives as we can see how amusing this is. Please excuse any grammar.
Loughborough is undoubtedly a top uni, but the bar must have been lower that a pensioner's tits the day you sent an application. Even primary kids can differentiate between here and hear, but I am the grammar police.


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With the basic spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in your post i find it hard to believe you past GCSE's let alone studied at a university   

Offline CBPaul

Make your mind up Alexis.

You go on about only escorting if the money is right, 4 hours minimum, £500, with food and drinks before action because you are not the quickie sort of girl. But then you're offering 15 minute quickie incalls in Hull.   :crazy:

'They was altered' You missed 'init' from the end of that sentence. Even so, I'm sure Loughborough are proud of you.

Actually Loughborough is reachable for me, were you there for 15 minute quickies ??? If so how much and are you going back ?

Alexisalltit

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my grammar is awful kill me now. argh.

Alexisalltit

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I LOVE ALL YOU HATERS YIPPPEEEE. <3 WELCOME TO THE LAND OF QUATTRO MWAHAHAHAHAH

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I LOVE ALL YOU HATERS YIPPPEEEE. <3 WELCOME TO THE LAND OF QUATTRO MWAHAHAHAHAH

And the big red buttons on Adam and Nik's desks are about to be pressed, again.

And I really hate, silly little girls who use the phrase "Haters" it doesn't even mean anything.

Once again a prossie posts on a thread, makes a fool of herself and her AW profile is now linked forever to this thread, where a punter searching for her profile review can, guess what, see her making a fool of herself. Not a great way to run a business is it.
« Last Edit: February 23, 2014, 12:45:30 am by vorian »

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I LOVE ALL YOU HATERS YIPPPEEEE. <3 WELCOME TO THE LAND OF QUATTRO MWAHAHAHAHAH

And there goes her "exceptional manners" (stated on her profile) :hi:

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What a coincidence.....

Her minimum time is now 1hr for £250,

She has a BF who charges £160ph, when a reputable, well-known agency charges only £90ph (admittedly, no sex  ;) )

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She has now set up a Mortgage Fund, in case any punters wish to donate into it.

Are there any punters who can help fund her hair appointment for Monday (check her blog)

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She has now set up a Mortgage Fund, in case any punters wish to donate into it.

Are there any punters who can help fund her hair appointment for Monday (check her blog)


 :wackogirl:

The problem with the sex industry is there's no test to see who is fit and proper to work in it. If there were, Alexistits (?) would be stacking shelves in Morrissons. 



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She has now set up a Mortgage Fund, in case any punters wish to donate into it.

Are there any punters who can help fund her hair appointment for Monday (check her blog)


Fuck sake.  she should be able to afford a hair cut and colour.  Im old and overweight and earn enough to cover that.  Its a joke asking others to donate towards your hair or mortgage.

Perhaps I should stick on my profile that I need a wetroom paid for and a trip around asia that I wont actually do as I will just come home instead and waste all the supposed tickets like she supposedely did or perhaps an extension on my house as eventually I will need a downstairs bedroom and wetroom.

Too many lately are begging for others to pay for crap they want but are not willing to actually work for it.  In this job it is not actually that hard to save for the things you want or need.  Just put a 25% of every booking into a savings account and don't touch it.  It is that simple as it adds up very quickly

Offline PatrickCarnes

Haven't got a problem with people asking for donations. It's a request not a demand. Up to people if they want to contribute to it or not.

Alexistit posts did smack of someone with low self esteem, you know, the I've got a degree, I've renovated a house, trying to convince herself and us that she's not a loser or something.

Offline Marmalade

At £250 an hour you'd think she'd have a little small change left over for the essentials of life from buying smack.

Donations are for charity funds you happen to support. Like keeping flies off the faces of ugly little African children. Giving donations to beggars discourages self-sufficiency - and in a whore, discourages her from working hard to earn her fee.

Offline danny.simons

The one and only problem I can see about UKP is we do not celebrate and support the good prossies enough. We rightly criticise prossies who give bad service and we should hound those out until they quit.

I agree, celebrate the good ones. But the problem with hounding out the others is, if all the bad/average ones go, that leaves about ten good prossies and thousands of us horny punters :/ haha

To be honest that is math that I'm not keen on doing :/

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I agree, celebrate the good ones. But the problem with hounding out the others is, if all the bad/average ones go, that leaves about ten good prossies and thousands of us horny punters :/ haha

To be honest that is math that I'm not keen on doing :/
Despite the common perception I think there are more prossies than punters. And by punters I mean men that punt regularly, not men that do it as a one-off in Amsterdam.

Offline Marmalade

I agree, celebrate the good ones. But the problem with hounding out the others is, if all the bad/average ones go, that leaves about ten good prossies and thousands of us horny punters :/ haha

To be honest that is math that I'm not keen on doing :/

say you're hiring a maid. You read five reviews (imagining maids were reviewed) saying she's a good time keeper, works hard and has nice tits. Then you read one review where the guy says she stole the family jewelry then blackmailed him saying she'd tell stories to his wife.

which one sticks in your mind?

we are not here to do marketing for prossies even good ones. That's their own job. Sellers that pester me for a review of every hotel or kitchen towel I've bought online usually get asked if they'd like a bad review about bugging me.

Leaving a good review is an exception to the norm precisely cos it's your job to shag the little fucker, not write her bloody biography or imagine you're max clifford. The reason might be, you want to help another punter. Maybe someone helped you obce and it seems a good idea. That's my attitude. So it means I write a good review a) if I think I owe you one, b) if I have time and inclination and c) if there's something useful worth saying about her. I feel no obligation to review every girl even if she's a cracker - why would I want to have your sloppy seconds? But in that situation I do pass on tips to a few people I know.

Bad reviews are another matter. More like a civic duty.


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She has now set up a Mortgage Fund, in case any punters wish to donate into it.

Are there any punters who can help fund her hair appointment for Monday (check her blog)

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Now she's seeking Muggers who are net worth £1m+, Have Net Income of £300k+,  who can provide her with £2k~£5k per month (NOT on a cash per meet basis).


Per her blog.

Perhaps someone can post a screenshot of it?   Thanks.

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With the basic spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in your post i find it hard to believe you past GCSE's let alone studied at a university

Erm, agree with you totally on spelling mistakes and grammar but can we make that passed:hi:

Offline Taggart

She has all the hallmarks of a deluded gold digger. 
£300k a year, worth a million?

Does she really think a guy of that substance would fanny around with a common whore when in reality he can have any woman he wants. And probably cost less overall than Miss Whore wants, not to mention the plus of a true companionship?

That's why she is where she is and he is where he is!

Offline Marmalade

Obviously very classy. Which is why she has to hide her ratings.  :rolleyes: