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Author Topic: Q & A's on Profiles  (Read 6248 times)

Offline CoolTiger

Q. why do you escort    

A. BECAUSE I LOVE SEX
BECAUSE I LOVE MONEY
AND
BECAUSE IM FUNDAMENTLLAY LAZY
:):):):):)

One would have thought it should have been in reverse order!! :D

https://www.adultwork.com/1518838 or https://www.adultwork.com/misscjane




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Offline CoolTiger

Q. Why do you do this job?    

A. Well, £150 for an hour of sexual experience something every woman enjoys, or 40hours working a minimum wage job to pay the tax man. Waking up 8am and working the 9 to 5 routine. Pretty boring huh.


Does that mean she doesn't declare all her earnings to HMRC?

Offline CoolTiger

Does that mean she doesn't declare all her earnings to HMRC?

I'll let Jimmy answer that  :D
« Last Edit: January 07, 2014, 04:50:41 PM by CoolTiger »

Offline finn5555

Q. why do you escort    

A. BECAUSE I LOVE SEX
BECAUSE I LOVE MONEY
AND
BECAUSE IM FUNDAMENTLLAY LAZY
:):):):):)

One would have thought it should have been in reverse order!! :D

https://www.adultwork.com/1518838 or https://www.adultwork.com/misscjane

She missed off DELUDED  :sarcastic:


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Offline CBPaul

Fundamentally lazy  :lol:

Could also be that she says she appears on bluebird TV, not heard of that so taking a look they seem to have no models and no shows - earnings from that aren't going to be too high then.

Offline Gordo987

Often wondered about this in general. Going off some of the AW profiles, it seems that there are a few genuine "bitches in heat", but I believe that most do it just for the cash. I suppose they all must like shagging a bit, because if they hated it they probably wouldn't last long at the trade.  :unknown:
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Offline CoolTiger

Q. Why do you do this job?    

A. Well, £150 for an hour of sexual experience something every woman enjoys, or 40hours working a minimum wage job to pay the tax man. Waking up 8am and working the 9 to 5 routine. Pretty boring huh.


Forgot the Link:
https://www.adultwork.com/2277088 or https://www.adultwork.com/alexisalltit

Offline dilettante

She's not even English, but has been painstaking to try to cover it up with copy-paste from elsewhere (shouldn't point this out to her / her pimp I suppose)

Offline vorian

Often wondered about this in general. Going off some of the AW profiles, it seems that there are a few genuine "bitches in heat", but I believe that most do it just for the cash. I suppose they all must like shagging a bit, because if they hated it they probably wouldn't last long at the trade.  :unknown:

I very much doubt any prossie is in "heat" as any point, it is a job. Only very few people in the world a lucky enough to have a job they "enjoy". Even if they did enjoy it at first after a while doing the same thing day in day our becomes boring. I try to change jobs about every three years or I get bored.

They ALL do it for cash it is a job that you can earn a LOT of money doing. They are self employed (Well the good ones don't have pimps anyway) and can control how much they do or do not work.

Do they like shagging a bit, everyone likes shagging a bit. I like eating McDonalds a bit but if I had to do it for a job it would be boring.

Prossies do not have to like or enjoy their job, makes no difference to me what is important is they are professional with regards to the job and their business. Part of being professional is acting as though they do enjoy the job. If they can not convince you they are enjoying your company then they should not be taking money for sexual services.

The best WG's understand this fundamental truth and will think about good customer service, the bad ones won't give a fuck. The one and only problem I can see about UKP is we do not celebrate and support the good prossies enough. We rightly criticise prossies who give bad service and we should hound those out until they quit.

However when a good one comes along, which I agree is rare, then the attitude is often yeah she is a prossie so she should be good, or she should be good at that price, along those lines. Anecdotally I have notices that the bad reviews on this site seem to have a lot more views than the good ones. I don't know why. Perhaps a new topic. 

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Offline CoolTiger

She's not even English, but has been painstaking to try to cover it up with copy-paste from elsewhere (shouldn't point this out to her / her pimp I suppose)

sorry..
Which one? and how did you deduce the copy and paste?

Offline dilettante

sorry..
Which one? and how did you deduce the copy and paste?

^^^ the one you just linked to.  It's ever so perfect but which English person would write
Quote
No, I am here to enjoy the time and gain a sexual pleasure. Not go through tuture and hell.
- totally unidiomatic.  Also she is 20 / 22 but has a degree, runs her own business etc - bollocks!  I've read this sort of stuff on other profiles - see how she waxes philosophical on her blog, do you think the person you'll meet will be so accomplished?  I may be wrong of course ...

Offline Dani

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I like he way she says in her Q&A £150 an hour for fun yet her prices are £300 an hour and £150 for half hour  in Nottingham :scare:

Offline Tjkooker

Q. why do you escort    

A. BECAUSE I LOVE SEX
BECAUSE I LOVE MONEY
AND
BECAUSE IM FUNDAMENTLLAY LAZY
:):):):):)

One would have thought it should have been in reverse order!! :D

https://www.adultwork.com/1518838 or https://www.adultwork.com/misscjane

She is lazy for sure. I offered her a handsome fee for a longer booking and was willing to pay travel costs. Responded with " no but why don't you come to me???? "
Banning reason: Outing and trolling a punter because he posted a negative about his favourite prossie. White-knight fluffy that pretends otherwise.


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Offline Gordo987

I like he way she says in her Q&A £150 an hour for fun yet her prices are £300 an hour and £150 for half hour  in Nottingham :scare:

Perhaps in she just does magic tricks and tells jokes Nottingham? :unknown:
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Offline Alexisalltit

Hello Guys. First of I would like to say great that you all want to talk about me. Its pretty awsome . So heres what Im going to do. Answer your questions enquires and comments.

For obvious reasons we do not use our real names. So I am Alexis. I am new to the adult industry. I was a lap dancer and worked out that I should try webcamming. And personally think its great. On my account I change my personal profile. It depends on my mood or how I am feel and what I want, as it is my discretion.

I dont tend to escort I will state some obvious facts. If you say your not an escort your unlikely to make much money, As men like to believe that they have a chance with you or in meeting you. So depending on what I want depends on what I say.

Do you guys know that the majority or what girls say is to lead you on, to keep you on line, to make money. Correct. We tell you what you want to here.

I have a few feedbacks from meets as I dont tend to do them. Only if the money is good. On my facts and questions I forgot to amend them. They was altered when I realised. I realised that I was worth more and put the rates up.

Yes, I have declared my self as self employed and sort my taxes out. Just think any monies on adult work goes into a bank account stated ADULTWORK. I am sure that there for hmrevenue will see my bank statements and what I have made. Also studying Financial Planning I am adamant I know the way the system works.

okay more about me as your all intrigued. I have been in the industry for 6months, I bought a house renovated, decorated, and rented it out. to me that is starting a business in property . just for all you judgemental people.

I went to university at the age of 18 to study marketing management a three year course at loughborough university.. I am now 22. I will leave you to work out the maths.

So to all you offering or seeking services this is me, the truth. Not that any of it is your business. I talk in confidence as I am proud of my achievements however small they are.

I wish you all the best of luck in finding something better to do with your lives as we can see how amusing this is. Please excuse any grammar.

Offline vorian

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Offline Strawberry

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The blokes don't want your life story whether it's true or not, they want to know what they are getting.

Offline Alexisalltit

So if thats the case why are they asking me personal questions. and therefor your all discussing it. I must laugh it off. just thought I would confront everyone as theres some mix up.

Offline finn5555

So if thats the case why are they asking me personal questions. and therefor your all discussing it. I must laugh it off. just thought I would confront everyone as theres some mix up.

Goodbye  :bomb:

Offline Ali Katt

Fundamentally lazy  :lol:

Could also be that she says she appears on bluebird TV, not heard of that so taking a look they seem to have no models and no shows - earnings from that aren't going to be too high then.
I'm not sure about Bluebird TV, but their porn distribution company is really big in the UK, they edit them as softcore versions as well, you know the shit DVDs you used to see in Virgin Megastores wrapped in blacktape.

Offline Ali Katt

I went to university at the age of 18 to study marketing management a three year course at loughborough university.. I am now 22. I will leave you to work out the maths.

So to all you offering or seeking services this is me, the truth. Not that any of it is your business. I talk in confidence as I am proud of my achievements however small they are.

I wish you all the best of luck in finding something better to do with your lives as we can see how amusing this is. Please excuse any grammar.
Loughborough is undoubtedly a top uni, but the bar must have been lower that a pensioner's tits the day you sent an application. Even primary kids can differentiate between here and hear, but I am the grammar police.


With the basic spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in your post i find it hard to believe you past GCSE's let alone studied at a university   

Offline CBPaul

Make your mind up Alexis.

You go on about only escorting if the money is right, 4 hours minimum, £500, with food and drinks before action because you are not the quickie sort of girl. But then you're offering 15 minute quickie incalls in Hull.   :crazy:

'They was altered' You missed 'init' from the end of that sentence. Even so, I'm sure Loughborough are proud of you.

Actually Loughborough is reachable for me, were you there for 15 minute quickies ??? If so how much and are you going back ?


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