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Popped in to HOD Pimlico to meet Aisha for half an hour, was given the smaller room without the on suite facilities.

Aisha walked in the room she was quite small, just over 5ft at an estimate, light brown/ olive coloured skin, and greet me with a hug and a kiss, she must smoke lots of cigarettes! At first she was very chatty and quite bubbly.

She does have numerous tattoos on both arms, these are not shown on her photoshopped photos.

She gave me a (very poor) massage for a few minutes  then we got down to business, although she did everything I asked, I felt that she was too mechanical and had little emotion, I got the impression that she was new to this.

Although she was chatty at first it was difficult getting any rapport from as we progressed. As we ended we did the pleasantries and off I went.


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I would just like to point out a couple of things regarding this review, as it is about me. Firstly it is stated - she must smoke a lot! Aswell as the comment I think shes quite new to this. I do apologise if the smell of smoke lingered in my hair/clothes etc from a cigarette I had had half an hour prior to your visit, Im not sure how you are able to make an assumption - she smokes a lot, as I don’t recall sitting down with you and chain smoking or infact having any cigarettes whilst with you. Secondly your assumption I think shes quite new to this. I don’t need to justify date/time I started doing this job, however, I will say although I started at HOD in April, I had done this job a few years before, so just to set the record straight - Im not new to this. You mention I was very chatty and bubbly at the beginning but not so much through out or at the end. Generally with clients there is very little conversation during, as our concentration is else where...and I have never to this day had an actual conversation with someone (work or in my private life), about general chit chat, like discussing the weather or politics etc whilst in the middle of sex...Lastly I would like to move on to the way you describe my tattoos, exact words - she has numerous tattoos on both arms which are photo shopped in her pictures...Firstly I would like to explain why girls have their tattoos blurred in pictures. It is not because we are concerned about what you think of them, far from it. It is because some of our tattoos are very distinctive or display words or a personal message that we do not want to share over the world wide web. Now onto the point of where you state - she has numerous tattoos on both arms. This is actually laughable because I infact have one tattoo on each arm. The defination of one is simply one, the definition of numerous (in the dictionary), is several/a large quantity etc. I dont know how anyone can describe a single item as numerous. Reading that sentance alone and seeing my actual arms would make anyone of intelligance question your credibility...and certainly makes me question your credibilty to infact give an accurate account/review. It is however possible, that perhaps you are unaware of the meaning of the word numerous, which is quite common infact for people to use words that they have little knowledge or understanding of the actual meaning. Or on a more serious note, perhaps you really did see my entire arms covered in tattoos, something I can’t see or anyone else can, and if that is the case, then its a cause for concern, not for me, but for you, as you maybe experiencing double or perhaps tripple vision, which is a worry. I noticed you put in your first line, I popped along to HOD, I say this in the nicest possible way, but it may be worth popping along to Spec savers, just incase it is a vision thing. To be honest, I hadn’t given tattoos much thought recently, but thanks to you Ive been thinking about tattoos, and guess what? I have myself booked in to get inked again next week. Just trying to work out the design of my next tattoo. I can’t wait. Thank you.
And for the benefit of anyone else, I have attached a pic clearly showing my arms, showing one tattoo - not numeous. Thanks :)

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Offline volboy2

I saw Aisha recently and will post a review shortly. I can confirm that I also had an issue with the cigarette breath, I’m not sure how much she cleans up between appointments. The service was ok but she seemed mildly apathetic and lacked personality.

Offline Stanford97

Why so many words? It’s like a neurotic rant. If someone’s said something inaccurate then briefly state what has been stated incorrectly and see if they want to reply to this.

If I’d been the slightest bit interested in you, I’d have concluded from your post that your aggressive or argumentative and I’d have completely dismissed any intention of planning to see you.

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I love Asian women, even half Asian women.
The blurred pictures of Aisha on the HOD site didn't convince me but I didn't dismiss seeing her outright.

Reading Aisha's ranting response has killed it dead for me now though.

I think this new strategy for HOD girls to defend themselves against mediocre reviews (like Savannah has done) is a serious shot in the foot.
It just makes them come across as bitter and humourless and best to avoid

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Found this on the web:

How do you deal with criticism?

Dealing with Constructive Criticism:

1    Understand what you're really being told. ...
2    See if there's some truth to it. ...
3    Make a game plan for addressing it. ...
4    Thank the person for being honest (if he's also being kind). ...
5    Stop making excuses. ...
6    Remember that constructive criticism can make you a better person.


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Firstly I would like to say thanks for the further comments. Its unfortunate my post was described as a ranting response - I would describe it as addressing all of the comments in the original review and stating the facts - like both my arms supposedly covered in numerous tattoos.... So I shan’t apologise for that. Secondly, the comment about ‘a new strategy for HOD girls to defend themselves is a serious shot in the foot’ ?? I beg to differ, I think its a step forward and about time girls stood up for themselves and defended themselves if need be. So its okay for a guy to write whatever he wants about girl regardless of weather theres any truth in it, but not okay for a girl to defend herself? I think not.. and when we do defend ourselves we come across as ‘bitter’ and ‘humourless’ really? Maybe we don’t find the same ‘humour’ in these posts as the people sitting behind a keyboard writing them. I have huge respect for any girl who defends herself against bullshit. And finally, moving on, thank you for the link regarding constructive criticism - a great post! And the points in the post were followed - point (2) see if theres some truth in it - point (3) (having followed point 2) addressing it - which I did. Point (5) No excuses - no excuses were made - just facts and concerns pointed out. Finally point (6) Constrctive criticism can make you a better person - well said! I totally agree, however theres a huge difference between constructive criticism...and pure bullshit. But thank you for the link.

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Says doesn’t want picture of identifiable tattoo on World Wide Web - posts image of said tattoo on World Wide Web. I really couldn’t make this up!

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In response to (misterali) if you look closely at the picture, the tattoo has been toned down just enough for the writing not to be visible. Damn! What is it with everyones vision?  :) And your exact words - I realky couldn’t make this up! Likewise Misterali, likewise...I really couldn’t make this up!

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An unfavourable review would make me doubt whether to visit a SP but it’s always the derogatory responses that would really make me back off completely.

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In response to (misterali) if you look closely at the picture, the tattoo has been toned down just enough for the writing not to be visible. Damn! What is it with everyones vision?  :) And your exact words - I realky couldn’t make this up! Likewise Misterali, likewise...I really couldn’t make this up!

You’ve missed the point but I will not continue this with you as critical thinking does not seem to be one of your many talents. :music:

However, I would pay you a visit for your other talents :thumbsup:

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Mostly neutral or negative reviews thus far and then defending your fag breath and general lack of enthusiasm during a punt with a childish reply (or three), definitely the way to go to get punters to hotlist you Aisha...

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Ha ha childish comments, really? Its funny really as my comments state facts,and address the original comments made, but I can understand that some men, obviously have an issue with women defending themselves or standing up for themselves and then will label them as argumentative. Loving these keyboard warriers! And do you really think Im going to lose sleep over the fact your not hot listing me? Hell no! :dancegirl:
And the comment is it blobby week? - Dont know darling, as your face is hidden on your profile.
One thing I have noticed, some people just got way too much time on their hands...pmsl

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This SP sounds like an absolute nightmare. Here is my advice to her:

Don't argue. Be better.

Definitely one I won't be visiting at HOD.

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One thing I have noticed, some people just got way too much time on their hands...pmsl

I think you must have too much time on your hands. Must be the poor service and disgusting fag breath keeping punters away."pmsl"

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Ha ha childish comments, really? Its funny really as my comments state facts,and address the original comments made, but I can understand that some men, obviously have an issue with women defending themselves or standing up for themselves and then will label them as argumentative. Loving these keyboard warriers! And do you really think Im going to lose sleep over the fact your not hot listing me? Hell no! :dancegirl:
And the comment is it blobby week? - Dont know darling, as your face is hidden on your profile.
One thing I have noticed, some people just got way too much time on their hands...pmsl

“If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.”

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Thanks for clarifying you won’t be visiting. Thats made my day a whole lot better. And Don’t argue - be better - perhaps take a leaf out of your own book...and Slamboy..really? 😂 Lol. Ive seen it all :dancegirl: :dancegirl: :dancegirl:
Anyway, Im outta here and will leave you guys to it. Ive seriously got better things to do with my time

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I think this new strategy for HOD girls to defend themselves against mediocre reviews (like Savannah has done) is a serious shot in the foot.
It just makes them come across as bitter and humourless and best to avoid

THIS +1.

There has definitely been a HOD directive to engage with criticism. HOD are absolutely shit at marketing.

Last year I gave Maya a positive review and they went absolutely spastic about one minor criticism I made in the review - posting it on their Twitter etc. etc. Basically, they took what was a positive review and made it absolutely negative for the poor girl.

The people who run HOD are absolutely clueless about marketing. They've even started flooding their own Twitter with posts about their other premises which are way outside London - thereby diluting the information about HOD itself??? Idiots  :dash:

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From this photo she looks like a bit of a dwarf. She also looks a bit unwashed and benefit-claiming class.

Could the OP confirm please. Thanks.

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HoD profile says aged 28.

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I guess it's true, smoking makes you look much much older. At least mid-40's.
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The people who run HOD are absolutely clueless about marketing. They've even started flooding their own Twitter with posts about their other premises which are way outside London - thereby diluting the information about HOD itself??? Idiots  :dash:

Lol, they monitor this forum quite closely.

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From this photo she looks like a bit of a dwarf. She also looks a bit unwashed and benefit-claiming class.

She should rename herself as Stumpy.

She could disguise herself by: having tattoos plastered all over her arms; giving up chain smoking; stop bragging about her “experience” (nobody likes a braggart); chatting about the weather during mish; chatting about the football during doggie; chatting about her diet during anal; using paragraphs; and she could go completely incognito by trying not to be in the slightest bit argumentative.

Sorry for being such a sad computer geek Aisha. The girls just didn’t notice me at school.

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Lol, they monitor this forum quite closely.

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They should give me a discount next time for the marketing advice.

Of course it dilutes the London brand. People go on the HOD Twitter to see the HOD girls on that day. Having to wade through photos of girls who are in Milton Keynes and Annabelles and who aren't working at HOD prevents me from getting the information I want.

If Amazon advertised products they don't sell - they would be wasting their customers' time. That's what HOD is doing. Crazy.

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. . .  :dancegirl: :dancegirl: :dancegirl:

Are those emojis of you trying to waft your disgusting fag breath away?  :vomit:

Offline misterali

While we are perpetuating the stereotype of men on UKP (and most punters) she ends up repeating the stereotypes of WG looking at men and her customers as worthless cattle that they can milk money out of with the least amount of service.

I don’t believe you have gone so if you *really* want to have good reviews and repeat business (especially if you plan to do this for a given amount of time) you need to A) respect your customers and B) stop giving a sub par service by at least trying to enjoy your job or pretend to your customers that they are welcome.

Obviously this is the part where you would come back with some snide comment and how real men blah blah blah


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savannahHOD is flooding admin with post reports  :wackogirl: :wackogirl: :wackogirl: this won't end well.

Anyway it's a known fact HOD  photoshop to death all their pro$$ies and reduce ages by at least 10 years  :dash: :dash:

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savannahHOD is flooding admin with post reports  :wackogirl: :wackogirl: :wackogirl: this won't end well.

Anyway it's a known fact HOD  photoshop to death all their pro$$ies and reduce ages by at least 10 years  :dash: :dash:

Ridiculous. I'm going to book her - she won't know it's me.  :lol:

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Ridiculous. I'm going to book her - she won't know it's me.  :lol:

ask for a recent photo of her you may change your mind  :D :D

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ask for a recent photo of her you may change your mind  :D :D

Good point. Maybe I won't.  :lol:

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savannahHOD is flooding admin with post reports  :wackogirl: :wackogirl: :wackogirl: this won't end well.

Anyway it's a known fact HOD  photoshop to death all their pro$$ies and reduce ages by at least 10 years  :dash: :dash:

I thought she was done with this site ...

Offline Stanford97

savannahHOD is flooding admin with post reports 

It would be interesting to know what she was saying. Is there anyone with legal knowledge who’d like to offer an opinion on the potential for libel prosecutions? Not necessarily in relation to this thread but this and other forums in general.

Has Savannah announced herself yet as Aisha’s tag team partner? It’s a shame they can’t either go off and lez each other out or find a place on mum5net for little lost prostitutes.

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savannahHOD is flooding admin with post reports  :wackogirl: :wackogirl: :wackogirl: this won't end well.

Anyway it's a known fact HOD  photoshop to death all their pro$$ies and reduce ages by at least 10 years  :dash: :dash:

As mentioned in her other recent review, I really don't think she is doing herself any favours here at all. Sorry, but I am now starting to find her behaviour more than a little odd. Surely she must have known what to expect when she started posting on here(?). The answer is therefore quite logical and simple:

"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen."
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Offline workingtone

Hi all just a reminder this was not a negative review it was a neutral review.


- when she walked in the room I noticed that she had tatoos, when I looked at the HOD photos on twitter earlier they had been airbrush out, maybe it would have been better if they were blurred and not airbrushed. I have not problems with tattoos I only stated a fact.
- I passed a comment about smoking, I only stated a fact, I was not critising her for smoking.


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This was not a negative review, it was neutral reveiw.


Here is another review.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=195559.msg2025746#msg2025746
« Last Edit: September 06, 2018, 09:50:44 pm by workingtone »

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savannahHOD is flooding admin with post reports  :wackogirl: :wackogirl: :wackogirl: this won't end well.

Anyway it's a known fact HOD  photoshop to death all their pro$$ies and reduce ages by at least 10 years  :dash: :dash:

Indeed AND this is despite the divines making a pledge elsewhere about 5 years ago or so that they would be honest about their WGs ages, sizes and tone down the photoshop from that point onward. :rolleyes: A short while later I caught them lying about 1 of their WGs ages which they said they would put right, they did eventually.:rolleyes:

Fortunately they are banned off here, this WG comes across as a real moaner to me, flooding admin with half a dozen reports about the same thing. :thumbsdown: These HOD WGs wont win in trying undermine UKP like they successfully did elsewhere along with the divines as admin on here isn't taking advertising money off the WGs or pimps. My advice to this WG is tell Karl to go fuck himself and his awful wife to do the same. :rolleyes:

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Indeed AND this is despite the divines making a pledge elsewhere about 5 years ago or so that they would be honest about their WGs ages, sizes and tone down the photoshop from that point onward.

Maybe they could make a pledge about being honest about services offered too? They won't, of course.

HOD is the most dishonest outfit there is.

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Indeed AND this is despite the divines making a pledge elsewhere about 5 years ago or so that they would be honest about their WGs ages, sizes and tone down the photoshop from that point onward. :rolleyes: A short while later I caught them lying about 1 of their WGs ages which they said they would put right, they did eventually.:rolleyes:

Fortunately they are banned off here, this WG comes across as a real moaner to me, flooding admin with half a dozen reports about the same thing. :thumbsdown: These HOD WGs wont win in trying undermine UKP like they successfully did elsewhere along with the divines as admin on here isn't taking advertising money off the WGs or pimps. My advice to this WG is tell Karl to go fuck himself and his awful wife to do the same. :rolleyes:

The Devine’s are the biggest pair of cunts going, they have fucked over so many pro$$ies who have lined their pockets it’s unbelievable

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How have they fucked them over?

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How have they fucked them over?

+1 - I'm also curious to know what they have done.

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How have they fucked them over?

I know a couple who went indi and where given a hard time, fake reports on a now defunct site, threats of ruining their business etc etc need I go on...

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HOD has always seemed a pleasant (relative) and well run place to me. I’ve never found the SPs to be downhearted and have never had any sense that they may be there under coercion or other such unpleasant circumstances.

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HOD has always seemed a pleasant (relative) and well run place to me. I’ve never found the SPs to be downhearted and have never had any sense that they may be there under coercion or other such unpleasant circumstances.

If they don’t tow the line or suck Karl’s knob they’d soon be booted out. Also they have been known to tell them  when they have to work and are given a hard time for refusing to see punters. The Devine’s are ruthless pimps

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I know a couple who went indi and where given a hard time, fake reports on a now defunct site, threats of ruining their business etc etc need I go on...

I remember them ganging up on Karlie Simon when she left. It was disgusting.

I remember that Jai was part of it - which is why I'd never see her (that and because she's a minger - who has had more comebacks from her failed porn career than Status Quo).

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I remember them ganging up on Karlie Simon when she left. It was disgusting.

I remember that Jai was part of it - which is why I'd never see her (that and because she's a minger - who has had more comebacks from her failed porn career than Status Quo).

The trouble is new punters just don’t know what evil cunts they are. I for one would never line their pockets  :thumbsdown:

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The trouble is new punters just don’t know what evil cunts they are. I for one would never line their pockets  :thumbsdown:

I go there because there are sometimes hotties that I want to bang for £70. Unfortunately, the standard now compared to, say two or three years ago, is very poor.

I do not like the lying about services and girls, so going there is always a crap-shoot. I also do not like Karl Evanson - he's such a smug prick. Some of the girls have not had nice things to say about him.

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I go there because there are sometimes hotties that I want to bang for £70. Unfortunately, the standard now compared to, say two or three years ago, is very poor.

I do not like the lying about services and girls, so going there is always a crap-shoot. I also do not like Karl Evanson - he's such a smug prick. Some of the girls have not had nice things to say about him.

He is lucky his washed up ex pro$$ie wife is still with him. She blew a fuse when she caught him banging another pro$$ie, it took social media by storm  :sarcastic:

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He is lucky his washed up ex pro$$ie wife is still with him. She blew a fuse when she caught him banging another pro$$ie, it took social media by storm  :sarcastic:

Ah . . . Olga-gate. I remember it well!

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Olga was hardly the most enticing Siren. Shows how shit the quality is at HOD. Do you get all this goss from the SPs? They might have to start bugging the rooms.

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I guess it's true, smoking makes you look much much older. At least mid-40's.

The picture shows someone nearer 50 than 28  :thumbsdown: