Downin Thai Massage - Eccles New Road, Salford, ManchesterThought I'd try out a local Thai Massage and didn't see much about this place so I thought I'd TOFTT.
BookingWalked in and was able to get an appointment for there and then, 1 hour - 35 pounds.
LocationThe shop is located on Eccles New road, amidst a few other shops and takeaways. It's a fairly busy road so you will encounter oncoming traffic when walking in.
The shop itself is very small and directly opposite, are a block of apartments. Awkwardly enough, the massage rooms are directly in front of the window too, so as per my experience, when the masseuse would leave the room and door left open at times, some residents would've got a full view of me stark naked

There are window stickers across the lower half of the window so people walking past wouldn't see much unless they stood and looked between the gaps.
It's important to note that the massage room was not heated in anyway so was chilly.
MasseuseThai lady, chubby approximately late 40's. Very talkative.
MassageI got in the room and was instructed to strip naked and lie on the bed. As mentioned, the room itself was chilly and didn't really hit me until I stripped naked and felt my cock and balls shrink

I lay down on the bed and she returned a few minutes later, played some generic relaxation music, streamed off YouTube on her phone with a bad speaker (the added adverts were I'm guessing a thrown in bonus? for which she'd stop the massage every so often to press the skip button).
Baby oil was used for the massage and thankfully she rubbed her hands before applying to my body so it was the only warm thing felt. The massage itself was decent. Not bad, but not amazing either. It was very firm, felt like it was concentrated intensely on a few spots rather than even distribution across the body and not even in places where I felt I needed it the most (For some reason she rubbed my inner arms and outer thigh with a vengeance!?).
Turned me over and carried out much the same on the front.
There was minimal/light touching of my balls throughout, I guess to signal extra offers and lo behold, at the end asked if I wanted a happy ending whilst she rubbed my shaft.
At this point, it felt like the only pleasurable she could've done so for 20 pounds she wanked me off whilst rubbing my balls till she exclaimed "You've cum so much dahhhhhlingg"
ConclusionSo, total of 55 pounds (35 for massage, 20 for HE) and what actually turned out to be approximately 45 minutes for the entire thing, not somewhere I'd go again.
I think I'll have to look at reviews of other massage places in Manchester and go to a better one next time!