Comms: I’d tried to reach Louissa Lush via AdultWork but when she didn’t respond after three days I decided to try to book her via Welsh Bunnies instead. At the time they were using the same photos that appear on Louissa’s AW profile:
Hidden Image/Members OnlySavvy responded quickly to assure me she would try to reach Frankie. After a couple of hours I txted her again and she confirmed the booking and gave me directions to the location.
Location: an apartment in the Bay. I went by Uber so can’t comment on ease of getting there. There was no lift in the building, but it didn’t seem particularly dodgy or unsafe.
Looks: and this is where things took a turn for the worse. The girl I met was Welsh and she had a lovely accent and a reasonably pretty face, but she clearly wasn’t Louissa Lush. She was not 5’11” and didn’t have those big DD boobs I’d been dreaming of, or the advertised tan. Her red hair was a wig and her tummy (I feel bad for saying this cos my own tummy is no oil painting) was a bit of a mess, lots of fat and possibly the results of a pregnancy or two. She was not the girl in the new photos on the Welsh Bunnies site:
Hidden Image/Members OnlyServices: I paid £150 for an hour, which was to include DFK, OWO, and CIM to finish. She was a nice girl-next-door but her heart wasn’t really in it and I decided to get off and get going quick smart. I didn’t bother with the kissing but played with her a bit (and regretted that, my fingers stunk for days!) before moving on to OWO, a bit of fucking, and more OWO before CIM finish in front of the mirror.
I was back on the street within about 35 minutes, including two quick showers.
Overall: I only have myself to blame. I knew the likelihood of bait and switch with Savvie’s agency and I took the risk anyway. It was a few minutes before I was 100% sure she wasn’t Louissa and by that time I’d handed over the cash and the little head had taken over from the more sensible big head and I was committed to going ahead with the booking.
And that’s the reason this review is Neutral rather than Negative – I chose to stay and so accept the blame for my poor judgement.